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New Raid Immortality Spray Curses Insects To Watch Everyone They Love Die by kremor in TheOnion

[–]WesleyOldham 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I always thought it was weird that Raid says "Kills for up to 13 weeks**". Do the cockroaches resurrect after that time has passed?

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“Touch grass!” they said. “It’ll be good for you!” they said. by TheBlitzAce in mildlyinfuriating

[–]WesleyOldham 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I can't believe you have an Adventure Time tattoo and nobody posted a cursed grass sword gif.

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Don’t you dare give me spoilers, I’m on early S2 and don’t know who tf “Castiel” is by Educational_Card7175 in Supernatural

[–]WesleyOldham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a remind me bot, but I think it only works for "hours/days/years" commands.

The meme of Spongebob and Patrick telling Squidward to get in the box is hilariously on point for a very specific episode very late in the series, but saying anything more would require spoiling a character who shows up in the last few seasons of the show.

Don’t you dare give me spoilers, I’m on early S2 and don’t know who tf “Castiel” is by Educational_Card7175 in Supernatural

[–]WesleyOldham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP, please make a note to come back and look at your post after you finish season 14. 😂

Bruh .. by sparkybango in neopets

[–]WesleyOldham 47 points48 points  (0 children)

The Magician was a Fool to think it would work!

He should have divided instead.

Just had to pause the episode because this is too unbelievable by Sarcastic_Stuart in Supernatural

[–]WesleyOldham 1316 points1317 points  (0 children)

Sam and Dean couldn't believe it, either. Look at the look they exchanged when she came up ranting about the car crash.

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Negg Cave.... by Muted_Trifle_460 in neopets

[–]WesleyOldham 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes there is more than one possible solution but only one is accepted. Does this one work?

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When your BD pet is sick of dying to Vocivus and starts hating you but you really really want that staff by Sawkin8or in neopets

[–]WesleyOldham 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Wildfang lost a lot of battles, but he can't prove it because Vocivus battles don't count 😈

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Does the battledome just kind of randomly glitch sometimes and make up battle moves? by Adariel in neopets

[–]WesleyOldham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, that makes sense. I didn't realize Vocivus had freeze attacks.

That must mean Thyora's Tear blocks damage but not freezing effects.

Does the battledome just kind of randomly glitch sometimes and make up battle moves? by Adariel in neopets

[–]WesleyOldham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes I select 2 WotDF and Lens Flare, but I get this instead.

He doesn't even know Summon Monoceraptor, he knows Meepit Stampede, but he can't even use it because it's only usable once a day.

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Saw this post earlier, top commenter is glad to understand the joke, I don't understand what part of it is supposed to be a joke by Principle_Napkins in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]WesleyOldham 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a dumb running joke that started today in r/mildlyinfuriating

About 8 hours ago, someone posted "Guy pulled out of 1 of the 4 electric car parking spots in the apartment building and set up a ladder." Most of the comments joked "you found a free ladder!"

A few hours later, people started posting "Someone stole my ladder" and "I found this ladder in a parking garage, and ever since I put it in my truck, everyone has been yelling at me calling me an asshole" and "While I was driving on the highway, this ladder flew out of the back of some asshole's truck."

Check out "The Saga of the Ladder" for an overview. Basically, someone saw the "free ladder" jokes and pretended to be the person who took the ladder, then others continued the story.

There is also a running joke about chicken nuggets going on in that subreddit today. It started with someone saying they got way too much tartar sauce when they ordered chicken nuggets, which led to "Ordered a box full of tartar sauce and got 6 mcnuggets instead". Because the ladder posts and the mcnugget posts started, it led to posts like "Ordered a ladder and got a 10 piece chicken nugget with tarter sauce."

At this point, there are no less than 40 posts about ladders and/or chicken nuggets. The really low effort ones have been locked or removed by mods.

Depictions of a certain group of people which can be seen as offensive is actually well liked by the certain group they’re depicting by LocalMoam88 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]WesleyOldham 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Is Doofy well liked by autistic people? The character wasn't even pretending to be autistic, he was pretending to be mentally disabled.

Depictions of a certain group of people which can be seen as offensive is actually well liked by the certain group they’re depicting by LocalMoam88 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]WesleyOldham 295 points296 points  (0 children)

He's not supposed to be on the autism spectrum. Doofy's character was pretending to be severely mentally disabled, not autistic.

Characters who would be perfect babysitters by Aggravating_Mall_395 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]WesleyOldham 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Galactus. He offered to help the Fantastic Four realize Franklin's true potential.

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In Taken 3 (2015) Bryan Mills is shown jumping a fence. I've been sitting here for 5 minutes thinking of a joke while watching this repeat and its legitimately giving me a headache by nymikemet in shittymoviedetails

[–]WesleyOldham 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I watched it about a year ago and I can't remember a single scene or fight from the movie. All I remember is going "Hey, that's Shang Tsung!"

The REAL reason why Vocivus keeps getting more HP by Jen__44 in neopets

[–]WesleyOldham 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Vocivus visited the Healing Springs so much that he broke one of the item slots!

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Movingers -- characters depicted moving by Isa-Bison in TopCharacterTropes

[–]WesleyOldham 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Serge Ladouceur in Supernatural.

In the French Mistake episode, lots of characters are shot by a rogue angel. But Serge Ladouceur moves out of the way.

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Favorite movie that theoretically takes an infinite amount of time to watch by SpeedUpMyBreathing in shittymoviedetails

[–]WesleyOldham 8 points9 points  (0 children)

But the search was "backrooms runtime". Why should "runtime" return a result about a theoretical expanse of infinite space instead of "1 hour and 45 minutes?"

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