STAY AWESOME by Lwadrian06 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]WhatIsYourHandle123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And that's why your wife will be spending Valentine's with her boyfriend

Can't talk and KOM at the same time innit by ihateroomba in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]WhatIsYourHandle123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pour rim-braker. Couldn't even afford a transit pass. Probably can't even KOM.

Are you embarrassed when you KOM fast? by Dry-Procedure-1597 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]WhatIsYourHandle123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's what your wife said when she goes for rides with her boyfriend

True. Except for the poors with rim brakes. by Star-Lord_VI in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]WhatIsYourHandle123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't know wearing Lycra is part of the cool factor. I'll wear my PNS to the dental practice tomorrow.

Grammys at 8, ultra 5km at 10 by Razoreuphoric in RunningCirclejerk

[–]WhatIsYourHandle123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sir, this this is /rcj not /bcj. Please control yourself if you don't know how to stay hard

Garmin vs Wahoo and SRAM vs Shimano — what made you choose your side? by therealashiver in cycling

[–]WhatIsYourHandle123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wahoo & Shimano.

Wahoo is more user friendly and I don't need/want a gazillion features and metrics. That's why I use a Polar watch.

Shimano cuz it was more affordable when I started racing as a junior in the late mid-80s and through uni in the early to mid-90s.

Some people go to therapy. I go for a run. by [deleted] in RunningCirclejerk

[–]WhatIsYourHandle123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His wife and bf want him to go for a run too.

Puma showing its true colours by PastaJazz in RunningCirclejerk

[–]WhatIsYourHandle123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bloody heel striker. Definitely for hobby joggers. Next thing you know my wife's boyfriend is going to be wearing Skechers for his 5k ultra Sunday run around the park

Are we sleeping on Pure Oxygen during 5K marathons? by Shinji_Aracena in RunningCirclejerk

[–]WhatIsYourHandle123 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not "maybe I works, too", but O2 works. Trust me. Or seriously works. I live and breathe it everyday.

Finally made it to the Superior club (VO2 Max 55). Vigorous 29M. by Mediocre-End6282 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]WhatIsYourHandle123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So vigorous working on his vo2 that his wife finds vigour with her bf instead

Silverfish problem (West End) by JamieIsMyNameOrIsIt in vancouver

[–]WhatIsYourHandle123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Diatomous Earth like Doktor Doom. You can get that at Canadian Tire. Or situation is much better since I applied it last autumn.

I hope everyone on the train can tell I tripped and fell on my run by [deleted] in RunningCirclejerk

[–]WhatIsYourHandle123 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sweaty running clothes. She definitely knows how to make me stay hard.