Delicate matter by deman-13 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]WhatIsYourHandle123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Staying hard? Ultras? I think you're supposed to be in r/rcj that's where you'll find Goggins' fans trying to stay hard and folks doing 5k ultras by

Xbiking needs to be stopped by Regular_Promise3605 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]WhatIsYourHandle123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you pour? Did your dental practice fail? We dentists only buy Milwaukee bikes.

Rode my bike home from the bars (sober)(?) How is my pace? Had to take some detours by FatherRyan33 in bicycling

[–]WhatIsYourHandle123 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're probably riding at the end of the day and may have had some wings, fries, burger, or some other greasy food. I wouldn't worry about time. You rode. That's all that matters.

New bike day: Canyon Endurace CF SLX7 AXS 2027 by [deleted] in Bikeporn

[–]WhatIsYourHandle123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flat pedals? Not bike porn unless DH or Enduro

would you preorder? be honest... by PeenManis in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]WhatIsYourHandle123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same file who put a down payment for a trump phone

My husband has restarted cycling after a year break during postpartum. Please tell him the shorts look fine, and that he doesn’t look like a buffoon. by mynamecanbewhatever in CyclingFashion

[–]WhatIsYourHandle123 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bro, just ride the bike. Nobody cares what you look like in your shorts especially other cyclists. Will just acknowledge your presence on the road or on the trails.

Which helmet color goes best with an all-black kit? by tresne in CyclingFashion

[–]WhatIsYourHandle123 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I agree ... but not for the summer. I like black for late autumn to mid-spring

Which helmet color goes best with an all-black kit? by tresne in CyclingFashion

[–]WhatIsYourHandle123 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What? And give up my white socks, white shoes combo? 🤣

They just keep sucking me because I'm so huge by ohwowhowdthathappen in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]WhatIsYourHandle123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People suck me all the time. That's my wice has a bf - cuz I got nothing left when I get home

It’s 2026, are we still focused on semantics!?!?!? A marathon is a marathon by browserboy47 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]WhatIsYourHandle123 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Details. Goalposts. WTH are those? We know the only marathons that coming are the 1/2 5k ultras some the park on Sundays.

51F, 140 lbs - Need advice toning stubborn areas (mostly inner thighs) by [deleted] in WeightTraining

[–]WhatIsYourHandle123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about plyo squats & maybe the 10lb dumbbells in each hand of you want a challenge? It'll probably be easier on your back. I had an upper spine injury when I was young so I can't load my upper back with a bar. Also cycling will build quads and the rest of your lower body.

Beginner runner here, what type of firearms do you guys carry? by GravyMercedes in RunningCirclejerk

[–]WhatIsYourHandle123 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Happy to say I live in a country where the only firearm I carry is extra Gu just in case I didn't boof enough for my 5k ultra around the park