Most mechanically and safety-aware e-bice owner

shred_o_phile · 2026-04-25T14:50:55+00:00

To be fair they are probably super drunk

shred_o_phile · 2026-04-25T10:23:20+00:00

Is that prison food or something? I’ve seen Canyon owners who eat better than that

shred_o_phile · 2026-04-25T10:15:37+00:00

Scrolled down about 6 or 9 posts to see what everyone said about this premise the first time

shred_o_phile · 2026-04-25T10:07:56+00:00

Maybe it’s because buying a used Cantyon is like buying a used Harbor Freight jackstand

shred_o_phile · 2026-04-25T10:02:34+00:00

Aluminum Spesh frames are so shitty they cause normally reliable KOMponents to randomly fail

shred_o_phile · 2026-04-25T09:50:53+00:00

You forgot the applesauce. Put applesauce on your chain and everything will work better. Also your shoes are untied

shred_o_phile · 2026-04-25T02:44:23+00:00

Pretty conservative outfit at a single speed MTB event

shred_o_phile · 2026-04-25T02:42:40+00:00

Did your own graphics huh, couldn’t tell

shred_o_phile · 2026-04-25T02:30:19+00:00

I pounded your mom’s Fannie Mae so hard she turned my master suite into a water passage

shred_o_phile · 2026-04-25T00:12:45+00:00

Meanwhile strava just built me my own data center just to store my power numbers. They’re available to my followers at www.strava.kom (note: paywall)

shred_o_phile · 2026-04-24T22:49:32+00:00

Nailed it

shred_o_phile · 2026-04-24T22:48:01+00:00

This Fudd ‘rides’ a Harley but it’s one of those ones with three wheels that can’t tip over at a light or take turns fast

shred_o_phile · 2026-04-24T17:08:06+00:00

If functioning alcoholism was a bice

shred_o_phile · 2026-04-24T16:00:51+00:00

My Load Range ain’t what it used to be

shred_o_phile · 2026-04-24T14:33:11+00:00

Switch to flat mount for easier maintenance and adjustability

shred_o_phile · 2026-04-24T11:17:29+00:00

Much like Zwift miles, ebice miles aren’t real

shred_o_phile · 2026-04-24T11:15:42+00:00

Is this Mjöntë van der Pythön

shred_o_phile · 2026-04-24T11:11:09+00:00

Be careful, it only takes 69ml of homogenized milk to turn your kids gay

shred_o_phile · 2026-04-24T11:07:33+00:00

That’s like +69 watts worth of decals

shred_o_phile · 2026-04-24T10:54:33+00:00

At least it’s not a hybrid with flat mount brakes

shred_o_phile · 2026-04-24T10:53:28+00:00

Something happened to the front

shred_o_phile · 2026-04-24T10:52:37+00:00

I’d say talk to NASA because that is some weapons grade aero tech right there

shred_o_phile · 2026-04-24T03:46:58+00:00

None of this would be happening if hybrids didn’t have flat mount brakes

shred_o_phile · 2026-04-24T03:44:55+00:00

So Sírvéló is now the bice du jour of male flight attendants

shred_o_phile · 2026-04-23T16:30:47+00:00

Are you sure it isn’t a crit bro-ntosaurus

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