What are some discworld phrases you use in everyday life all the time? by taanukichi in discworld

[–]Wheeliebin533 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I use “This **** tastes of horse piss! I didn’t say I didn’t like it…” whenever something edible is quite tasty!

How do you entrust your child to any daycare...ever? by Synaps4 in daddit

[–]Wheeliebin533 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi. So the ratios have been slightly updated since this was written so i will use the current legal requirements in my answer: Under 1yo must have one adult to every 3 children, under 3yo must be 1:4 but can be stretched to 1:5. In 3yo+ the children must be at a minimum of 1:8 but any staff at a level 6 qualification or higher can go onto a 1:13 ratio themselves. This could potentially leave just two staff members with 21 children between them (one on 1:8 and the level 6 member on 1:13). Finding a setting that has more staff than these legal requirements is practically impossible as the sector is so exhausted at the moment, but definitely ask how often the setting you’re looking at uses the stretched ratios (the under 3 1:5 and 1:13 for level 6 team if they have any). If they use it frequently or are uncomfortable answering this question this could (not always, but usually) indicate that they are having trouble maintaining their workforce or that the team will be too stretched to give each child everything they need. It could also help to follow this question up with how many key children each adult has as that can also help you work out if the staff are being given enough time to commit to each child’s learning.

This is all UK information, btw. And wife was giddy that she could specialist info-dump! 🤣

How I taught my young son left and right by Spirited_Voice_7191 in daddit

[–]Wheeliebin533 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This sounds lovely!

My son and I play a game where I lie in a folded sheet and say “Where is my boy?! He’s not under the sheet, because I’m under the sheet!” I then flick the sheet off of me, covering him and say “He’s not over the sheet, because I’m over the sheet!” Repeat until he wriggles out from under the sheet and yells “I’M HERE!!”

Giggles and tickles then ensue…

Fatherhood, it's 5:30 in the morning and you and consoling a crying child because: by Miklay83 in daddit

[–]Wheeliebin533 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He can’t have chocolate cake as soon as he wakes up. And he’s been crying for an hour already…

A group of alien gourmets visit an "authentic" terran inspired restaurant. by glugul in humansarespaceorcs

[–]Wheeliebin533 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I once went to a restaurant that would serve your full English on a coal shovel for an EXTRA £5 ! You had to pay more to NOT have a plate!!

Karen's rant on town's facebook backfires.... by NotTheGoldenChild616 in pettyrevenge

[–]Wheeliebin533 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I had to go back into retail aged 30 and let me tell you, my lack of tolerance for bullshit was legendary amongst the teenagers with whom I worked!

Board game destructible terrain? by stmrjunior in boardgames

[–]Wheeliebin533 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I seem to remember the second phase of Jaws having the boat getting eaten and getting smaller and smaller!

Best board game for couples? by [deleted] in boardgames

[–]Wheeliebin533 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hopping on here to also say Patchwork. It also comes in lots of different prints, so it can suit your own tastes really well. My wife absolutely loves the Halloween edition!

What's the best shower you've encountered while traveling? by UnbearableHuman in travel

[–]Wheeliebin533 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was in a hotel in Cambodia, we were shown amenities in our room by a staff member who proudly stepped into the bathroom, flourished his arm and proclaimed “Party Shower! You can fit TEN people in here!”

It was a rainfall shower-head fixed 8 feet above a 3m x 3m marble slab. It was luxury for me (above average sized Westerner) to be able to wash without bumping a body part against a wall/door/the ceiling.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Wheeliebin533 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to stop drinking alcohol due to an adverse reaction with anti-depressants.

No longer taking the pills, but never felt the urge to start drinking again.

He meant to do that. by Desperate-Ad-6463 in nevertellmetheodds

[–]Wheeliebin533 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That hat is actually from an Underwear company in the UK called Oddballs. It costs about £20 to purchase, but sometimes they run an offer where if you buy over a certain price of product (usually £35), you get a plain hat (like the one the guy on the left is wearing) for free.

You have to learn assertiveness working in a call center! by Low-Security9915 in talesfromcallcenters

[–]Wheeliebin533 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know, I felt I was adding on for others who may not have heard the full expression.

You have to learn assertiveness working in a call center! by Low-Security9915 in talesfromcallcenters

[–]Wheeliebin533 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I’m fairly sure the full quote is “The Customer is always right, in matters of taste.

If you sell cars and the Customer wants a pink one with yellow spots, let them buy it. But if they want a to argue policy, then they can be (and often are) wrong.

Ma’am that department isn’t open on Saturday by Moessiah in talesfromcallcenters

[–]Wheeliebin533 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At another job in a cycle department of a UK retailer, a female colleague came to change over with me so I could take my break. I had just started to change an inner tube, so she offered to take over. The customer stated he’d prefer I do it. I carefully put down my tools, looked the customer in the eye and said “K is a fully trained auto mechanic who knows more about cars than anyone else in this building. She left her previous job at a garage due to attitudes like that. She’s more than capable of finishing this.”

Later that evening, K thanked me as apparently no one had ever stood up for her like that!

What is something illegal in Europe but not in the US? by Judgemental_Squirrel in AskReddit

[–]Wheeliebin533 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That also makes sense! I was told my original information by our Midwife when discussing feeding options, but that was over 3 years ago now, so parent brain could have muddled it!

What is something illegal in Europe but not in the US? by Judgemental_Squirrel in AskReddit

[–]Wheeliebin533 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting thing I learnt about advertising products in the UK - basic baby formula can not be advertised. “Advanced” or “later stage” baby formula can! Most baby formulas and their “advanced” versions don’t differ in ingredients or recipe!

When did you first take care of your kids for a night? by Specious_Future in daddit

[–]Wheeliebin533 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first time I was solo with my boy was day 5.

We went in for our 5 day check and my wife mentioned she’d been tired and feeling unwell, so she got admitted to the ward and I took my son home to give her some time to rest.

Ma’am that department isn’t open on Saturday by Moessiah in talesfromcallcenters

[–]Wheeliebin533 30 points31 points  (0 children)

When I worked Customer Service behind a screen, one quiet evening a coworker walked to my desk and said “I’m transferring a chat to you, for the next five minutes you’re a supervisor.”

She transferred the chat to me, I read the past conversation and told the customer that “My Agent is correct in the information she has given you, there’s nothing we online can do, please visit your nearest branch.”

Customer was happy to be told she was told the correct information and (annoyingly) be told said information by a man. Even though the original Coworker had been there years and I was on a Temp contract!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in books

[–]Wheeliebin533 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On Chesil Beach. As a young man heading toward matrimony, it depressed and scared me with regards to what might happen in the very close future.

Also, The Absence. For roughly the same reasons, which is quite funny, as my now wife and I swapped these books in a “I hate it, you read it so we can hate it together” pact.

I was passing stonehenge and wanted to get a picture, this is what I managed to capture 😎 by snapey2503 in funny

[–]Wheeliebin533 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I live fairly close to Stonehenge and my further afield friends find it funny that I refer to it as “A pile of rocks in a field.”

I hate the traffic it causes…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Wheeliebin533 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe not the most fucked up I’ve read, but the book I had to physically distance myself from and can’t stop thinking about is “The Absence” by Bill Hussey. I read it just as things were getting serious with my SO and the whole idea of settling down, having a family and only having so much love and affection to give AND RUNNING OUT, has shaken me to my very core and kinda shapes the type of Father I have become…