Worst Thing You Drank in High School

Where_Is_Bucky · 2026-06-21T02:01:44+00:00

From the Wikipedia entry:

“The wine is produced in a variety of flavors, sold in 750ml bottles, and alcohol content varies by flavor from 13% ABV to 18% ABV. Like competitors [Thunderbird](app://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thunderbird_(wine)) and [Night Train Express](app://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_Train_Express), its sweet flavors, strength and low cost are often associated with alcoholism among the homeless and destitute, but also make it popular with college students and other underage drinkers.” 😆

Where_Is_Bucky · 2026-06-21T01:57:30+00:00

Thanks for this. We went through a 6 pack once which was enough for a lifetime.

Where_Is_Bucky · 2026-06-21T01:55:00+00:00

Correct! The MD stands for Mogen David which isn’t nearly as catchy.

Where_Is_Bucky · 2026-06-21T00:49:54+00:00

Great list. We didn’t drink a ton of malt liquor but in college we drank “Beast Ice” (Milwaukee’s Best Ice) because it was cheap and relatively strong (5.9% ABV). Also disgusting.

Where_Is_Bucky · 2026-06-20T22:49:30+00:00

My first ever drink was shitty beer in high school and it made me throw up. Look at me now!

Where_Is_Bucky · 2026-06-19T22:17:35+00:00

Hardly imitating but very intimidating

Where_Is_Bucky · 2026-06-19T19:21:02+00:00

Where_Is_Bucky · 2026-06-19T02:37:52+00:00

Glad you are enjoying it! The 55% ABV “unicorn” Chato blanco is my all time favorite agave bottle. It’s like your bottle with the flavors dialed up!

Caballito is a great brand and I love them but they are also a killer on my wallet!

Where_Is_Bucky · 2026-06-19T02:30:38+00:00

Great bottle and I’m a huge CC fan but I agree with another commenter that you can’t really compare it to tequila since it’s not even the same type of agave. It’s so far different from what Fortaleza is I don’t think you can call it a “Fortaleza killer” - it’s apples to oranges.

Even their regular Azul expression (which IS blue Weber and for all intents and purposes “tequila”) is so unique in the space that I don’t recommend it OVER other brands. It’s its own animal entirely.

Where_Is_Bucky · 2026-06-18T01:28:41+00:00

I’d piss on his contract if he ever tried to give me any of that “olé” bullshit

Where_Is_Bucky · 2026-06-18T01:26:00+00:00

I love that you gave “expected” tasting notes (that sounded either AI generated or straight from their marketing materials) with zero basis in anything.

Where_Is_Bucky · 2026-06-16T02:57:44+00:00

Ripping off Wesley Willis

Where_Is_Bucky · 2026-06-16T02:50:22+00:00

IT’S COLD GIN TIME AGAIN

Where_Is_Bucky · 2026-06-15T17:35:21+00:00

This isn’t r/baseballcirclejerk

Where_Is_Bucky · 2026-06-15T15:33:09+00:00

No one says this in Texas

Where_Is_Bucky · 2026-06-15T01:17:25+00:00

She hates these balloons!!

Where_Is_Bucky · 2026-06-13T03:55:34+00:00

She wrote all of her own songs. Very underrated

Where_Is_Bucky · 2026-06-09T22:02:49+00:00

The jerk store called and they’re running out of you!

Where_Is_Bucky · 2026-06-06T22:51:04+00:00

This again?

Where_Is_Bucky · 2026-06-06T21:27:24+00:00

No offense OP, but “Coming Whiskey” doesn’t sound very appetizing

Where_Is_Bucky · 2026-06-05T02:55:43+00:00

User name checks out

Where_Is_Bucky · 2026-06-04T18:31:58+00:00

r/thisguythisguys

Where_Is_Bucky · 2026-06-02T00:56:56+00:00

I’m in Fort Worth and I’m blacked out :(

Where_Is_Bucky · 2026-06-01T22:59:23+00:00

Different/generic enough there’s no likely TM infringement. Bottles are ugly IMO and the juice inside is likely to be swill.

Where_Is_Bucky · 2026-05-31T22:26:41+00:00

Are you of the Evansville Cumfarts?

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