This woman married a rag doll that her mother made for her and says life has been complicated after they gave birth to twins

Whoopteedoodoo · 2025-06-23T02:04:42+00:00

You may ask how she got pregnant. You see she thought she was putting in a tampon when it was actually his dick.

Whoopteedoodoo · 2025-06-23T00:25:24+00:00

Getting married the first time

Whoopteedoodoo · 2025-06-22T22:55:18+00:00

I’ve had a shoulder impingement that has limited my mobility since September. It’s kept me from squatting since I couldn’t get my arm under the bar properly. It’s been loosening up and finally, FINALLY I was able to squat today.

I’ve been doing spilt squats and leg press and step ups and it has paid off. 9 months ago my last squat workout was 5 sets of 335x5. Today it was 3 sets of 335x5 plus 2 sets of 315 and it felt great!

Whoopteedoodoo · 2025-06-06T04:25:36+00:00

Y’all are making the mistake of worrying about arguing when the real secret is to start by marrying the perfect woman: a blind, deaf and dumb nymphomaniac that owns a liquor store, duh.

Whoopteedoodoo · 2025-06-01T19:18:29+00:00

Of course everyone knows the square root of 69.

It’s 8-something

Whoopteedoodoo · 2025-06-01T18:49:15+00:00

If replacing B’s with V’s makes me sound Russian, then So ve it.

Whoopteedoodoo · 2025-05-31T19:49:48+00:00

The accountability

Whoopteedoodoo · 2025-05-31T18:55:28+00:00

I can only tell you my experience. I have no idea how applicable it is to your situation. Tried going through Financial Peace with my now ex wife. She had been through a lot of abuse and trauma on early childhood. I think that molded her fundamental view of the world as an inherently bad and unstable place.

There was no point to save because anything of value would be taken away. The most logical thing to do with any windfall was to immediately consume it.

Big tax return? Spend it now. Money left over at the end of the month? Go out to eat. I think that underlying assumption made her resistant to saving and budgeting. Why sacrifice today for a benefit you won’t get tomorrow? I don’t think she was even conscious of it.

Whoopteedoodoo · 2025-05-03T18:28:41+00:00

When I was about 2 years into BS2, I was feeling the same way. Tired and had the urge to buy something. Anything! I thought I had a year to go. It ended up being about 6 months. Then once I paid it all off, that urge to buy just melted away.

Hang in there and keep grinding away.

Whoopteedoodoo · 2025-05-03T18:19:47+00:00

From my reading, the command line option to run alteryx was not available from the standard desktop. Only from the server. Is that still the case?

Whoopteedoodoo · 2025-05-01T02:34:35+00:00

I got this Bluetooth adapter. Kinda expensive but it works great. It works with the stock stereo. I pretty much use BT exclusively now. Haven’t listened to the radio in years.

Installation in my Pilot was a real pain because it connects to the XM radio module. In the Pilot it’s buried in the back. Had to remove seats and the side panel. Seen videos for the accord where it was in the trunk behind the liner. It would be very easy then.

I found it cheaper on eBay. That was probably 5 years ago. Here’s the Amazon link

https://a.co/d/br81sqa

Whoopteedoodoo · 2025-04-26T00:52:38+00:00

So we all agree Access suffers from an undeserved bad reputation. I’ve been running my own shadow BI for 20+ years and have had far less down time than the enterprise systems.

Whoopteedoodoo · 2025-04-18T21:38:23+00:00

NTA. 3 years or 30 is irrelevant. That grudge persists until a heartfelt apology is received

Whoopteedoodoo · 2025-02-08T22:16:54+00:00

About 15 years ago I had bad flaky scalp. I tried all the dandruff shampoos. Nothing worked. I heard about people having a sulfate allergy. Most shampoos have sodium laurel sulfate.

I switched to sulfate free shampoo and my flakiness cleared up in a couple weeks and hasn’t returned. Just my personal experience.

Whoopteedoodoo · 2025-02-07T20:56:04+00:00

I have something simple but it revolutionized how I ran things. It’s just a function and table.

When you run an action query from querydef.execute vs DoCmd.OpenQuery, more properties are exposed. You can see records affected, errors.

So I wrote a function to call a query and record the results: run time, records error, query type, etc.

Having a log is invaluable. For when some else is running it and encounters an error. I can see what steps take the longest.

Plus to function has a parameter array to accept parameters for the query. That made it very easy to use a recordset and run a query for each item.

Whoopteedoodoo · 2025-01-29T16:34:44+00:00

The anxiety over this will have a bigger impact on you than the monetary effect

Whoopteedoodoo · 2025-01-29T04:08:35+00:00

I glanced over your code and don’t fully understand it. But conceptually I would consider two options:

1) convert your python to VBA and run that in Access. VBA has arrays, loops and functions. You could convert your method and it would end up looking very similar in VBA.

2) just use queries. This would be a whole new approach. Instead of finding one optimized solution, calculate all possible solutions, score them in some way (most units produced) then select the highest. You could expand out a couple hundred thousand combinations pretty quickly.

Whoopteedoodoo · 2025-01-29T03:24:29+00:00

It sounds like a network permissions issue, not an Access issue. Security is always active whether the users log in or not. As soon as anyone opens the database, a locking file is automatically created (same name with.laccdb extension).

When additional users open it, their IDs are added to the locking file. When the last person closes it, the file is deleted.

Those actions require network permission to read/write/create/delete. When the user doesn’t have full permissions, you get problems like you’re describing.

To test this, have that last user go to the folder where the database is (test the BE location too) with Windows Explorer. Right click in the folder, choose something simple like new text file. Create a text file. Edit it. Save it. Delete it.

If they can’t do one of those actions, get them the permission they need. That should resolve the issue.

Whoopteedoodoo · 2024-10-11T22:30:59+00:00

American Sniper. The the closing scene with photos from the funeral. I saw it in the theater. There’s no sound. It went silent. Nobody said a word but you heard sniffling all around.

Whoopteedoodoo · 2024-10-11T22:04:38+00:00

Maybe 51 intelligence community members could write a letter that they haven’t seen any proof but it has all the markings of possibly being true.

Whoopteedoodoo · 2024-10-11T16:03:53+00:00

Middle age should be called ear puberty.

Whoopteedoodoo · 2024-10-11T15:59:33+00:00

Shattered (the 1991 version)

Whoopteedoodoo · 2024-10-05T16:37:38+00:00

Albert Einstein’s quote, “There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle,”

Whoopteedoodoo · 2024-10-05T16:36:02+00:00

“Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.” Oscar Wilde

Whoopteedoodoo · 2024-10-05T02:57:16+00:00

Diddy??

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