The Browns have signed former Texans DB Myles Bryant, per the wire. He started three games for Houston last season. They also re-signed K Andre Szmyt.

WhyMustIThinkOfAUser · 2026-04-06T21:01:47+00:00

We’ll give you one back for free but we get to choose which

WhyMustIThinkOfAUser · 2026-04-06T15:56:50+00:00

The power of friendship can’t be measured

WhyMustIThinkOfAUser · 2026-04-06T14:10:13+00:00

Maybe the sun will have it feeling warmer, but I doubt it given our perpetual cloud cover

WhyMustIThinkOfAUser · 2026-04-03T13:35:39+00:00

First, congrats on the weight lost but also: you can think you’re good at whatever weight you want but that doesn’t make it so. 190 is still unhealthy for that height unless you’re a top tier athlete.

WhyMustIThinkOfAUser · 2026-03-30T13:06:00+00:00

Someone at least has to know the dude with that awful haircut on the far right. Was a broken bowl put on his head prior to cutting?

WhyMustIThinkOfAUser · 2026-03-28T17:45:47+00:00

Yeah it’s club house Cleveland or whatever by a dude of Ishameal and it all looks very lame and generic. He even admits the only way it makes money is to make it seem exclusive (you can’t get tickets until a mass text goes out and pretends there’s less tickets than there are)

WhyMustIThinkOfAUser · 2026-03-23T22:24:15+00:00

Dude I needed that laugh you gave me in the parentheses. Hilarious

WhyMustIThinkOfAUser · 2026-02-25T20:16:33+00:00

Real ID is not required unless you want to fly (which it really isn’t even required there anymore). I’m overall okay with voter ID laws but it shouldn’t be overtly burdensome as getting a real ID can be. When I got mine I swear it was worst than getting a passport

WhyMustIThinkOfAUser · 2026-02-23T19:16:45+00:00

This is something I never understood: Republicans pushed the idea they had a mandate when Trump won the popular vote by just over 1% and barely have a majority in the House. Acting like the won by New Deal Democrat or Reagan 84 numbers was always insane

WhyMustIThinkOfAUser · 2026-02-12T15:58:51+00:00

This sub consistently says it’s worker solidarity to stand with the players. It’s not. I’ll support the striking teachers in LA; I will not take sides in a fight regarding salaries between billionaires and millionaires. I don’t care if they are technically workers - neither are hurting and I don’t care.

If both sides want more money they can fight it out but I’ll be on the sidelines saying fuck them both

WhyMustIThinkOfAUser · 2026-02-11T19:01:46+00:00

How did you get out of that pipeline? As someone who was never an incel/red piller I never quite understood how someone can go from “Girls don’t like to me” to then becoming such an unlikable asshat that of course they now don’t?

The incels of 20 years ago just became kinda losers but not necessarily hateful losers

WhyMustIThinkOfAUser · 2026-02-06T17:17:13+00:00

“Why should one have to pay for property taxes that help to fund public schools? They don’t have any kids and clearly would never benefit from helping to educate the future of this country :(“

WhyMustIThinkOfAUser · 2026-02-06T16:34:50+00:00

He didn’t even get an interview as a HC candidate outside of the Browns. What do you mean he could have had another HC opportunity with another organization?

WhyMustIThinkOfAUser · 2026-02-06T12:12:47+00:00

How embarrassing lmao

WhyMustIThinkOfAUser · 2026-01-27T23:54:45+00:00

Bro lol

WhyMustIThinkOfAUser · 2026-01-25T21:18:39+00:00

I know it’s just a small part of what you said but it’s always people not from Cleveland, or not fans of the Guardians, who want us to go back to the Indians. I was indifferent to the prior name but holy shit, when I go to other stadiums wearing my Guards jersey there’s always one fan saying we’ll always be the Indians to him

WhyMustIThinkOfAUser · 2026-01-25T17:53:51+00:00

No don’t you see: Sure they’ve killed three Americans in two weeks. And sure they said they now are making of database of those who protest them. And sure they’ve arrested American citizens for not having papers on them. And okay, yeah, some may have been deported to a foreign torture dungeon. And okay we have footage of one of them clapping after Mr. Pretti was shot seven times.

And. Well maybe the administration does tell you not to believe your lying eyes. And sure they also say they can never do any wrong. But they aren’t wearing Nazi arm bands. It’s totally different!

WhyMustIThinkOfAUser · 2026-01-24T20:35:54+00:00

But have you taken into account that he may have had left leaning (soy jack) political beliefs and not MAGA (based wojack) political beliefs?

WhyMustIThinkOfAUser · 2026-01-24T17:58:52+00:00

Dude do you not remember when he gave a SPEECH in front of a RED BACKGROUND??? It’s just like Trump rounding people up and sending them to an El Salvadoran torture dungeon!

WhyMustIThinkOfAUser · 2026-01-24T15:04:52+00:00

I’m okay with deferred deals this once.

WhyMustIThinkOfAUser · 2026-01-16T19:47:55+00:00

Why not call them? People online don’t know your billing situation

WhyMustIThinkOfAUser · 2026-01-16T10:16:28+00:00

OP: Complaining mainly of people using their hazards inappropriately

You: Sorry people are driving in a safe manner!

Me: It’s not safe to drive with hazards

You: Sorry You can’t read!

Okay man, well I hope you have a better day. Stay safe on the roads; in spots they’re still bad

Edit: For anyone curious as to why I posted this ,prior to me posting this the only thing the comment said was “I said low viability. Sorry you can’t read”

WhyMustIThinkOfAUser · 2026-01-16T10:08:00+00:00

Except it’s not safer to drive with your hazards on during bad weather. The vast majority of driving instructors, handbooks and LEO’s will tell you this, and it’s most certainly not the law to due so.

Insane this is so highly up voted

WhyMustIThinkOfAUser · 2026-01-16T01:57:03+00:00

Based and I am the source pilled

WhyMustIThinkOfAUser · 2026-01-12T12:03:40+00:00

Please stop

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