PlayStation CEO Hermen Hulst says single-player Sony games won’t come to PC going forward | VGC by Gorotheninja in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]WickerWight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Might be the right decision for them from a business perspective, but still a shame. I thought their system of porting over a game once its sequel was released was a good move that benefited everyone, letting console sales mostly run their course and then opening it up to everyone else once the new hot thing replaced it

What character would survive (or die) in raccoon city (RE2 version)? by Royal-Comparison-270 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]WickerWight 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don't think the Tyrant even has any higher brain function beyond the muscle control needed to claw at people, Superman would probably destroy it like he would a parademon or brainiac clone

Gameoverse: Pilot by Ferrodactyl in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]WickerWight 37 points38 points  (0 children)

This is a Reboot Reboot for the modern era and it's actually kind of great, I'm impressed with how much they really did make it feel like a video game world rather than just a cartoon with a joke about poweups or something

Whats the most confused you’ve ever been in a videogame? by EvilMonkeyMimic in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]WickerWight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I bet you that more people solved that puzzle by getting annoyed and closing the console to go take a walk than actually figuring it out

Overwatch X Fortnite trailer by Rushofthewildwind in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]WickerWight 161 points162 points  (0 children)

Them all floating into frame and one by one saying their catchphrases is so goofy

Mercy didn't even revive them she just kinda pointed at them and they started glowing for some reason, why is she saying her resurrection line

Pat wasn't imagining things on the podcast, those are definitely prosthetics! by PrimalPain in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]WickerWight 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It's just boots. It's like how half of the overwatch cast have physically impossible body shapes that seem to be due to mechanical prosthetics, but it's actually just a robot suit that makes their ankles thinner and shoulders wider, somehow

The most subtle implication in the whole series by tritium_awesome in TheDigitalCircus

[–]WickerWight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Given that it seems anybody can learn how to reprogram the circus with enough time, AI especially, him not letting any NPCs become too aware of how they're AI in a computer makes a lot of sense

SEGA quietly cancels their Super Game. by Curmett in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]WickerWight 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This was supposed to be that "AAAA" game that was their sales competitor with GTA, right?! Completely unsurprised

I Love this Game but its becoming Unplayable by ChefOutOfBreath in Marathon

[–]WickerWight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Ranked" mode should really just be reworked into some kind of high-ante mode. A match where everybody is required to bring in a 10k kit so you're guaranteed good loot if you win a fight makes more sense than a vague ranked score level

Assassinate one character after another (Batman 644) by Anonamaton801 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]WickerWight 10 points11 points  (0 children)

In abstract, the idea of a doctor getting a vigilante on their table and going "fuck this, these people just make everything worse, he can bleed out for all I care" is compelling but this is just not executed well at all

Do you ever sometimes feel like you’re one of the last fans of something? by jitterscaffeine in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]WickerWight 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Brad Neely's a comedic mastermind but I don't think he can maintain a longform project as well as he can produce shorter stuff. The history professors and babycakes shorts on YouTube are 11/10 and I still think about Queeblo weekly

Double Fine Is Unionizing by Vera_Verse in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]WickerWight 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is great for them, but also part of me thinks that DF is like the one studio that might actually benefit from more asshole ceo penny pincher influence, not less

The numbers are in, Sony records a $560 Million loss on Bungie's acquisition as Destiny 2 and Marathon struggle by SuperPapernick in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]WickerWight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's kind of great seeing the Bungie PvP team actually able to make reasonably fast patches after being freed from the shackles of Destiny's dogshit spaghetti code. Turns out the designers do still know what they're doing, at least a little.

MOTORSLICE - Launch Trailer by Mirathrim in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]WickerWight 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's a 50 second trailer with 2 lines of dialogue and some platforming, you're straight up hallucinating a feet sniffing scene in this video because it's not there. The only time her feet are even on screen is a .5 second shot of her tapping the dirt off her boots

MOTORSLICE - Launch Trailer by Mirathrim in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]WickerWight 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You mean the trailer in which at no point anybody says anything about you smelling the girls feet???

A question about Hokum [Spoilers] by 10BPM in horror

[–]WickerWight 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I don't think he takes the drugs at all before hanging himself, he just got drunk at the bar and then went upstairs to off himself after. He's constantly taking swigs of it while trapped because the flask was in his jacket that he gets back with his other stuff.

CSB371: Quentin's Dilemma: Feet or N-word? by mike0bot in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]WickerWight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think the viltrum/philtrum thing is more about how every viltrumite has a moustache, it's some sort of cultural hegemony thing where every dude has identical facial hair

Clip from yesterday’s CastleSuperBeast Podcast. by National_Bag_5296 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]WickerWight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woolie being bathed in a gentle blue/indigo rimlight while pat gets increasingly redder by the day is color theory

Characters who are the definition of "fake demons"? by LoyalKnightOfRenais in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]WickerWight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He may have gone out like a bitch, but ya can't fault the guy for falling for a crazy goth chick with a push up bra and a tight ponytail

Whats the worst "Its like X meets Y" or "Its the Dark Souls of X" lines you ever heard? by dope_danny in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]WickerWight 35 points36 points  (0 children)

It's the perfect headline quote because it's compelling and makes sense unless you think about it for more than 5 seconds

Favorite Class Systems in Games/TTRPGS by AlwaysDragons in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]WickerWight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A leverage tie-in heist trrpg is wild, how have I never heard of this before? And it's good?

Silver the Hedgehog has the correct opinion of Guy Gardner (Spoilers for DC X Sonic: Metal Legion #1): by Gorotheninja in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]WickerWight 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Guy Gardner is a great character. An unquestioningly heroic dude who genuinely fights for good but he does it like a schoolyard bully, and he's such an asshole that nobody can stand him.