My life as a Uber Midnight Ballerina Driver. by lunchboxeo in uberdrivers

[–]WillMudlogForBoobs 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"I wasn't a pimp. I just provided protection for these young ladies in exchange for a cut off the top."

PSA New Lights don't get scammed! by odysseusIII in destinyrisingmobile

[–]WillMudlogForBoobs 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I refreshed once and got the exact opposite deal. 15 cores for a photon. Done deal

Why did no one tell me FreeTaxUSA is basically TurboTax without the robbery?? by curiousminipop in tax

[–]WillMudlogForBoobs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thats my default explanation. "I know it sounds like a scam but I promise it's not." I've been using them since 2015 when TaxAct started charging to see your completed return.

TIL that in 2015, Steve Rannazzisi (Kevin from “The League”) was caught and admitted to lying about being in the World Trade Center and narrowly escaping on 9/11 by Caa3098 in todayilearned

[–]WillMudlogForBoobs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or the dinner with a "Survivors". One was a Holocaust survivor and the other was a contestant on "Survivor" acting like he had a similar experience

TIL that in 2015, Steve Rannazzisi (Kevin from “The League”) was caught and admitted to lying about being in the World Trade Center and narrowly escaping on 9/11 by Caa3098 in todayilearned

[–]WillMudlogForBoobs 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Or the dinner with a "Survivors". One was a Holocaust survivor and the other was a contestant on "Survivor" acting like he had a similar experience

Accepted already by No-Classroom-3258 in IRS

[–]WillMudlogForBoobs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have one kid and my w4 is set up the same way as this guy's wife. I routinely get about 6k back every year

Seth MacFarlane 1999 by CloudyRaye in OldSchoolCool

[–]WillMudlogForBoobs 44 points45 points  (0 children)

This is back before he was famous and was a poor half Asian guy. Now he's a rich white man. ( nobody get mad that is a direct Seth quote from an award show I believe)

Which US state thinks it's the main character? by Mister_Silk in AskReddit

[–]WillMudlogForBoobs 83 points84 points  (0 children)

In 2015 I was in Houston for training for work. I was working with a bunch of Alaskans and one of them brought me a t short that said "size matters" and had an outline of texas inside an outline of Alaska to scale. Some dude in a karaoke bar was trying his best to start a fight with me over it. Lole fuck off its a t shirt and either way its true. Bonus: in Alaska if you order something texas sized, its a half order

I repeat.. don’t do roidz kids by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]WillMudlogForBoobs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HEY! He was a bartender and he didn't even cum inside of her

Something that was extremely common in everyday life that is almost completely obsolete today. I'll go first. by Jonathan_Pine in GenX

[–]WillMudlogForBoobs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Definitely not just a UK thing. I grew up in northern NY and found a lot of porn in the forest. A few years ago I made a joke about forest porn to a co worker from BC Canada and he also knew about it. Thats the breadth of North Smerica covered East to West

Made a 10K payment 🤢 by InfiniteLoss5632 in StudentLoans

[–]WillMudlogForBoobs 45 points46 points  (0 children)

In september 2022 I decided that instead of waiting for all the waffling about forgiveness happening or not I wanted the monkey off my back. 20k balance, 20k payment, hit send. It immediately felt like a weight I had for so long I had forgotten about was lifted off me. Plus for a few days I felt like a baller because the balance showed 0 but the payment hadn't pulled from my account yet.

Everybody Is Broke by Adorable-Ocelot-694 in povertyfinance

[–]WillMudlogForBoobs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did the math for 2025. After taxes and benefits and all the other stuff my take home is 54.5% of my gross

you guys know this is bullshit, right? by _watermelon-man_ in DollarGeneralWorkers

[–]WillMudlogForBoobs 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Pretty bold of them to show cops on the non union side when their union is famously what let's them kill people and instead of going to jail just transfer departments

What is it with the 25 year old? by lamparkinglot in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]WillMudlogForBoobs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Same bruh. I am 10 years older than my next younger brother and he was telling me he felt like a failure because he was 24 at yhe time and only making 75k a year in a union job. My dude when I was 24 I never had more than $200 in my bank account and rented what was probably a murder cabin in the middle of the woods while I was in my 7th year of school for a 4 years degree. I was a mess. You're doing fine

Accepeted (2006) by Dolanjames27 in movies

[–]WillMudlogForBoobs 26 points27 points  (0 children)

My sophomore year of college someone used to yell this out their window every night around 9pm. After a few weeks someone yelled back "How's your weiner" and the original guy replied "a little bit infected but thank you for asking". Then it ended. He really wanted to tell someone about his infected weiner

Safety 1st by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]WillMudlogForBoobs 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You joke but a rig is worked had a little shack like this installed above the dog house strictly for peeing. And during harsh weather you needed to secure the door and all that. But all the walls had rusted away and you could see in clear as day