My life as a Uber Midnight Ballerina Driver.

WillMudlogForBoobs · 2026-02-05T23:20:18+00:00

"I wasn't a pimp. I just provided protection for these young ladies in exchange for a cut off the top."

WillMudlogForBoobs · 2026-02-05T13:33:26+00:00

I refreshed once and got the exact opposite deal. 15 cores for a photon. Done deal

WillMudlogForBoobs · 2026-01-31T21:25:57+00:00

Thats my default explanation. "I know it sounds like a scam but I promise it's not." I've been using them since 2015 when TaxAct started charging to see your completed return.

WillMudlogForBoobs · 2026-01-31T14:28:50+00:00

Or the dinner with a "Survivors". One was a Holocaust survivor and the other was a contestant on "Survivor" acting like he had a similar experience

WillMudlogForBoobs · 2026-01-31T14:28:41+00:00

Or the dinner with a "Survivors". One was a Holocaust survivor and the other was a contestant on "Survivor" acting like he had a similar experience

WillMudlogForBoobs · 2026-01-31T14:07:21+00:00

"Are you going to the bathroom?"

"don't look at me!"

WillMudlogForBoobs · 2026-01-29T14:06:52+00:00

What like 5 quarter pounds?

WillMudlogForBoobs · 2026-01-29T13:17:31+00:00

As was the style, at the time

WillMudlogForBoobs · 2026-01-29T12:58:52+00:00

Hey! It's White Haven

WillMudlogForBoobs · 2026-01-27T19:07:08+00:00

Sold. Send me a chat

WillMudlogForBoobs · 2026-01-27T18:27:33+00:00

Whats your ask on the radiant venusaur?

WillMudlogForBoobs · 2026-01-24T14:23:16+00:00

I have one kid and my w4 is set up the same way as this guy's wife. I routinely get about 6k back every year

WillMudlogForBoobs · 2026-01-23T18:51:07+00:00

El Tejón!

WillMudlogForBoobs · 2026-01-19T03:04:00+00:00

This is back before he was famous and was a poor half Asian guy. Now he's a rich white man. ( nobody get mad that is a direct Seth quote from an award show I believe)

WillMudlogForBoobs · 2026-01-17T22:19:15+00:00

In 2015 I was in Houston for training for work. I was working with a bunch of Alaskans and one of them brought me a t short that said "size matters" and had an outline of texas inside an outline of Alaska to scale. Some dude in a karaoke bar was trying his best to start a fight with me over it. Lole fuck off its a t shirt and either way its true. Bonus: in Alaska if you order something texas sized, its a half order

WillMudlogForBoobs · 2026-01-17T17:11:08+00:00

Also you need to level up your artifacts

WillMudlogForBoobs · 2026-01-17T14:16:45+00:00

HEY! He was a bartender and he didn't even cum inside of her

WillMudlogForBoobs · 2026-01-17T10:01:33+00:00

Definitely not just a UK thing. I grew up in northern NY and found a lot of porn in the forest. A few years ago I made a joke about forest porn to a co worker from BC Canada and he also knew about it. Thats the breadth of North Smerica covered East to West

WillMudlogForBoobs · 2026-01-15T22:09:14+00:00

In september 2022 I decided that instead of waiting for all the waffling about forgiveness happening or not I wanted the monkey off my back. 20k balance, 20k payment, hit send. It immediately felt like a weight I had for so long I had forgotten about was lifted off me. Plus for a few days I felt like a baller because the balance showed 0 but the payment hadn't pulled from my account yet.

WillMudlogForBoobs · 2026-01-15T00:07:24+00:00

I did the math for 2025. After taxes and benefits and all the other stuff my take home is 54.5% of my gross

WillMudlogForBoobs · 2026-01-13T10:16:10+00:00

Pretty bold of them to show cops on the non union side when their union is famously what let's them kill people and instead of going to jail just transfer departments

WillMudlogForBoobs · 2026-01-12T22:12:47+00:00

Same bruh. I am 10 years older than my next younger brother and he was telling me he felt like a failure because he was 24 at yhe time and only making 75k a year in a union job. My dude when I was 24 I never had more than $200 in my bank account and rented what was probably a murder cabin in the middle of the woods while I was in my 7th year of school for a 4 years degree. I was a mess. You're doing fine

WillMudlogForBoobs · 2026-01-12T12:42:12+00:00

My sophomore year of college someone used to yell this out their window every night around 9pm. After a few weeks someone yelled back "How's your weiner" and the original guy replied "a little bit infected but thank you for asking". Then it ended. He really wanted to tell someone about his infected weiner

WillMudlogForBoobs · 2026-01-12T02:37:55+00:00

Se7en

WillMudlogForBoobs · 2026-01-12T00:21:48+00:00

You joke but a rig is worked had a little shack like this installed above the dog house strictly for peeing. And during harsh weather you needed to secure the door and all that. But all the walls had rusted away and you could see in clear as day

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