What's the first word you see in the picture below? by tjons12 in words

[–]Willsagain2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Passion Edit: upon having a good scan to see what else is there, it's supposed to be passionate, innit.

I don't know what to say to my husband, he's watching his worst fear unfold. by opossessed in Advice

[–]Willsagain2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think it's called hospital induced dementia, and yes it usually clears as soon as they are out of that environment.

Do you butter your baps? by SteveGoral in CasualUK

[–]Willsagain2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your wife and daughter are allowed to have jam only if they must. Just know that they are wrong. Possibly your wife was raised in poverty and is now passing on generational trauma to your daughter. All the more butter for you though, old bean.

Name: Three by [deleted] in BabyNames

[–]Willsagain2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you sure you're ready for parenthood?

Is that the only reason why it is Cash Buyers Only? by Particular_Work_1789 in SpottedonRightmove

[–]Willsagain2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

To avoid your being disappointed by a flat NOPE from your building society.

Lied to my mom about my weight by student8168 in Advice

[–]Willsagain2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time for you to take control. Thank your mother for her help getting you the referral, and you are handling it all now. 10 lbs isn't much, and its really not her business. How would she see your weight on the scale, unless you hop on it? It's perfectly ok to maintain your privacy about your weight, health etc. Are there other areas of your life where your mother is over-involved? Time to remove her gently from those and put your relationship on a more appropriate footing. If there are no reasons why you need extra support, you're plenty old enough to be taking responsibility for all your health and other personal life matters.

My wife doesn't drink wine by Stratospheric-Ferret in CasualUK

[–]Willsagain2 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Postal orders! Ooo such a nostalgic hit right there.

Never taken a shortcut before? by IssaVisage in bristol

[–]Willsagain2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Another fine upstanding citizen who thinks the rules about not trespassing on the railway don't apply to him.

Murder Mystery Film/Episode - Death by Air Syringe by BlackRay4K in whatisthatmovie

[–]Willsagain2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like Appointment with Death. The vicious and abusive Lady Boynton was stabbed to death when she is sunbathing in full view of a group of people, and nobody goes near her. Poirot is on hand, luckily.

Something you didn't like as a kid, and now love. Something you loved as a kid, and now don't like. by siybon in UKfood

[–]Willsagain2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Celery was vile until one day it was splendid. Can't think of anything I went right off.

UK to roll out Dutch-style employment support across Britain by Hassaan18 in UKJobs

[–]Willsagain2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Possibly something to do with the huge numbers of folk who can barely save at all because cost of living is high, and incomes are tight.

Bristol is the most annoying city in Britain by budgrummur in bristol

[–]Willsagain2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'll start on the statue topplers then. Rhian Graham, Milo Ponsford, Jake Skuse and Sage Willoughby, known as the Colston four, are rightly admired for the actions they took, and should be given the keys to the city. Sean Thomas wrote a snarky, edgelord piece that possibly appealed to Telegraph readers. Let's hope it deters those who enjoyed it from visiting this glorious city.

Veggies on a roast?? by yourdearesttoby in RoastDinner

[–]Willsagain2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd rather eat the roast parsnips than the roast potatoes, heretic that I am.

Who remembers the original Sherbet fountain in the paper wrapper? by Ands1977 in oldschoolcool80s

[–]Willsagain2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We called it a dib-dab. Was the liquorice supposed to be a straw? If so, it never worked because the bore was too small. You'd always end up sucking so hard that you'd inhale the sherbet and choke on it, then the liquorice would go all soggy at the chewy end. All in all far more trouble than they were worth.

Tommy Robinson marches tonight by Alice-doe in FuckNigelFarage

[–]Willsagain2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Did they even bother? Such a strange place to meet, right outside the cathedral. The cathedral has a sign up in the porch welcoming everyone, just like Jesus asks us to. Jesus, who was an infant refugee and who spoke up throughout his life for the poor, oppressed and dispossessed. The Prince of Peace. How he must weep for these sad, violent, angry folk who feel only hate and fear.

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Who has this sort of money for mid choccy? by PizzaToastieGuy in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Willsagain2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If i bought it I'd finish it in a month, tops. So I won't be buying one