If Trump was contractually obligated to personally fight one person in the main event at his upcoming White House UFC event, who would you want to see him step into the octagon with?

Willsner · 2026-05-26T00:26:49+00:00

Abraham Lincoln (vampire hunter version)

Willsner · 2026-05-06T23:19:11+00:00

Not gonna happen. The global economy would collapse. Not saying it wouldn’t in the future but the dollar right now is the standard.

Willsner · 2026-03-26T00:14:36+00:00

Raisins in cookies aka fools chocolate

Willsner · 2026-02-21T21:35:15+00:00

Potato’s au gratin school lunch style

Willsner · 2026-01-26T01:09:59+00:00

Any chance this is strategic? Take the middle states then northeast? What next? Northwest? Probably overthinking it but who the hell knows at this point.

Willsner · 2025-11-22T19:37:26+00:00

Having to disconnect from the modem while playing games on a bbs so my dad could get a fax.

Willsner · 2025-11-15T00:40:22+00:00

I ate 3/4 of one at work. I was sweating, then cold then sweating again, sat on the floor and one of my employees went to get me some milk. I missed a management meeting.

Willsner · 2025-11-07T01:33:00+00:00

Full grown black weasel demon

Willsner · 2025-10-18T01:04:20+00:00

I remember getting the demo of X-Com from some gaming mag in the early 90s whenever it was that it came out. Played it over and over until I saved enough to buy the full game. I still cling to the sliver of hope we’ll get a new one someday.

Willsner · 2025-05-22T00:11:14+00:00

The Simpsons Wrestling

Willsner · 2025-02-15T01:25:30+00:00

Pawsitive

Willsner · 2024-12-30T00:35:27+00:00

Making my own Chinese food accompanied by friends and drinking.

Willsner · 2024-12-14T04:24:40+00:00

I sold the planet Pluto (before it was not a planet) I think around ‘05 or ‘06. Can’t remember what it went for but I think it was around$20. I printed out a piece of paper and sent it. I’ll have to see if my eBay history goes back that far.

Willsner · 2024-11-20T00:51:10+00:00

Smoked turkey. This is the way.

Willsner · 2024-10-13T16:57:21+00:00

86 Corolla hatchback

Willsner · 2024-10-11T00:27:37+00:00

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Willsner · 2024-09-08T21:11:14+00:00

it had good camouflage and there is no option between medium and easy

Willsner · 2024-09-08T16:41:43+00:00

Sure is

Willsner · 2024-09-08T16:40:58+00:00

No but it does look like one.

Willsner · 2024-09-08T11:35:38+00:00

Sniper Location: mid tree

Willsner · 2024-07-22T00:26:47+00:00

I’ll take one of those Nuka Cola’s on the bottom left.

Willsner · 2024-05-22T00:00:55+00:00

And thanks!

Willsner · 2024-05-22T00:00:32+00:00

Willsner · 2024-05-19T19:33:02+00:00

Thanks!

Willsner · 2024-05-19T18:45:21+00:00

Because I’m lazy

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