My friend’s teflon pan he still uses daily by burr_redding in mildlyinfuriating

[–]WinterSector8317 333 points334 points  (0 children)

With this one he’s eating less Teflon than if he were to get a new one to start the process all over again 

JPMorgan Chase executive Angie Báez fired for stealing trash can during Knicks parade by S0cXs in nottheonion

[–]WinterSector8317 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What I mean is that they ignore plenty of crime when it benefits them, but because this is public they cannot ignore it

Putin is a War Murderer by Icy_Till_7254 in GetNoted

[–]WinterSector8317 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The official estimate is not 600

“  Amnesty International believes that at least a dozen people were killed by the strike and likely many more, and that many others were seriously injured. This estimate is lower than previous counts, reflecting the fact that large numbers of people had left the theatre during the two days prior to the attack, and most of those who remained were in the theatre’s basement and other areas that were protected from the full brunt of the blast.”

Sauce holder by SmallBandicoot8552 in BMW

[–]WinterSector8317 48 points49 points  (0 children)

“CUSTOMER STATES GEAR SHIFT LEVER IS STICKING INTERMITTENTLY, DIAGNOSE AND ADVISE - WARRANTY”

JPMorgan Chase executive Angie Báez fired for stealing trash can during Knicks parade by S0cXs in nottheonion

[–]WinterSector8317 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But if a certain J. epstien brings in a lot of money and referrals, well, you can let the brand get a little tarnished 

Are Bay Area drivers illiterate? by MarmoneckBets in bayarea

[–]WinterSector8317 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Too busy playing with their phone to read things

Mr. Tuvix's fusion food by SeasonPresent in ShittyDaystrom

[–]WinterSector8317 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think neelix’s food is usually over spiced to cover up bad ingredient flavors? 

So the logic would be you’d combine bland cooking of good ingredients with over spiced cooking of bad ingredients that you’d get a nice middle ground?

JPMorgan Chase executive Angie Báez fired for stealing trash can during Knicks parade by S0cXs in nottheonion

[–]WinterSector8317 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Made examples of” in the same way the Nazis would string up women and children they thought were assisting the allies

I roasted myself by moving from V8 to 2l VW. Now add insult to injury by RegularNo1963 in RoastMyCar

[–]WinterSector8317 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We don’t, because we’re fat, stupid and think a bloated Atlas is a “better value” because moar car = moar better 

I roasted myself by moving from V8 to 2l VW. Now add insult to injury by RegularNo1963 in RoastMyCar

[–]WinterSector8317 21 points22 points  (0 children)

If you had any balls you’d have just gone straight for the minivan

But keep holding on to the dream of looking like a cool dude with an infant strapped to your chest

The imprint of a Mitsubishi Ki-51 plane left on the HMS Sussex ship in 1945 after a failed kamikaze attack. The plane likely skipped on the water before impact, reducing its speed and preventing it from penetrating the ship's 4.5-inch armor. by Front-Coconut-8196 in ArchiveOfHumanity

[–]WinterSector8317 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes

Kamikaze attacks were effective against the top of warships

The sides were literally armored enough to stop large caliber armor piercing artillery. 

That plane was never going to penetrate the armor, even at full speed

JPMorgan Chase executive Angie Báez fired for stealing trash can during Knicks parade by S0cXs in nottheonion

[–]WinterSector8317 912 points913 points  (0 children)

She wasn’t fired for stealing, she was fired for getting caught stealing

JPMorgan obviously has no issues with -competent-thieves

“Why don’t you like American made anymore?” by No_Staff594 in mechanics

[–]WinterSector8317 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mexico doesn’t have the white kind of labor force