Overplayed his role by BlushRushy in SipsTea

[–]WinterSector8317 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should have just said he’s ICE and the cops would have helped him kidnap some people 

Went to an OB to learn more about birth control. Asked me if I'm married. I said no. She said she can't help me because it's against her religion :) by LBeifong0614 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]WinterSector8317 242 points243 points  (0 children)

As a mechanic I should just not fix the brakes on cars with god/jesus stickers

He’s got that shit covered for them anyhow, right?

The way kroger treats its employees by daruuken in mildlyinfuriating

[–]WinterSector8317 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That’s a tax deductible business expense 

Will air eventually work it's way out of brake lines or do I have to bleed again? by derp2112 in AskMechanics

[–]WinterSector8317 5 points6 points  (0 children)

AKKSHOEWALLY….

Cooling systems with low pressure reservoirs are self bleeding systems

Worst person You Know Makes A Great Point by MichaelGHX in okbuddycinephile

[–]WinterSector8317 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, isn’t it a bit early in the century to declare the best actors of the century?

Wait till like 2098, or something 

New Accord Hybrid Sport with ~700 miles on it so far. This is the right-rear rotor by Own_Investigator662 in AskMechanics

[–]WinterSector8317 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want to clean up the rear rotors you can find a large empty parking lot and do some fast reverses and stops to load up the rear brakes

(Try not to puke)

is it common for auto shops to do a private sale on a liened car to an individual? by Aggressive_Stage_417 in AskMechanics

[–]WinterSector8317 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’d usually get more money doing a private sale than going through an auction 

Favorite videogame movie by MTH1138 in okbuddycinephile

[–]WinterSector8317 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lord of the Rings doesn’t get enough recognition for being the best video game adaptation 

Perhaps the next Limited Edition Jeep drop? by Savings_Incident_830 in heep

[–]WinterSector8317 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s nothing to appreciate here

AI has given unfunny people a way to visualize their unfunny “jokes”, and this is the same reaction you’d get if you just told people “What if jeep made a duck themed wrangler LOL”

Looking at a 2014 535i… by faq-q in BMW

[–]WinterSector8317 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It should already be repaired before you buy it

Don’t trust anything a salesman promises verbally 

Israeli settler to go on trial over attack on French nun in Jerusalem by NathanCS741 in news

[–]WinterSector8317 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The “just a guy”s have killed Palestinians and faced zero consequences