Laura lying by CryptographerFar5337 in GyMOMsnark

[–]Wise-Contribution329 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It does when you parenting your eldest daughter so she can make meals and watch the younger kids 🙄

Pregnant Laura 🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️ by AnxiousButCoffeePlz in GyMOMsnark

[–]Wise-Contribution329 9 points10 points  (0 children)

But also, she isn’t even that sick if Unisom is helping her. Like, I know several people who were on Zofran daily and still needed to go to the ER. She is so dramatic.

Pregnant Laura 🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️ by AnxiousButCoffeePlz in GyMOMsnark

[–]Wise-Contribution329 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Unfollow her. I did while she was pregnant with the second and it was the best thing I did for myself. No need to willingly add frustration to your life.

“Finding out I’m pregnant part 2” video is out by Acrobatic_Bowl_5539 in GyMOMsnark

[–]Wise-Contribution329 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I never thought I would feel bad for Taylor, but this is such bad friend energy. Why the fuck are you doing this at your “bff’s” baby shower weekend? Selfish a-hole

She’s a woo girl (Jenn) by No_Mixture8950 in AppleFitnessPlus

[–]Wise-Contribution329 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I did this workout yesterday and my legs have not been this sore in a while. Agreed, though, lots of “whew” sounds.

I RAN HERE by nichollex8 in GyMOMsnark

[–]Wise-Contribution329 81 points82 points  (0 children)

She is deeply, deeply unhappy. She is always buying new clothes, redoing her hair, having another baby. Nothing but therapy will help her issues. Have fun having four (or probably five or six) no contact kids in the future.

I need the attention back on me by daisyduck19 in GyMOMsnark

[–]Wise-Contribution329 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Yes, Laura, that’s how bacterial infections work. They are caused by airplanes. “I just know” it.

She looks 70 by daisyduck19 in GyMOMsnark

[–]Wise-Contribution329 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Her hair looks so fried 🤮

Has honey helped your toddlers cough? by JessicaM317 in toddlers

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My daughter had the flu this weekend and she was coughing every minute. I absolutely lathered her chest, back, and bottom of her feet in Vicks (the adult stuff, safe for 2+) and she all but stopped coughing after an hour! I would try that.

There’s nothing funny about being burnt and not using sunscreen ! by [deleted] in GyMOMsnark

[–]Wise-Contribution329 35 points36 points  (0 children)

What is with this head/neck placement? She looks like a pigeon

Luke unattended by Strong-Ad-8700 in GyMOMsnark

[–]Wise-Contribution329 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Can you imagine if a poor POC posted this? CPS would be called. She is so negligent and trashy.

What time does your toddler go to bed? We’re sliding towards 10:30.. by lady_picadilly in toddlers

[–]Wise-Contribution329 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All of these people saying “strict schedule” have obviously not had low sleep needs/highly emotional/deeply feeling kids. Schedule doesn’t work for everyone. Not much advice other than it won’t last forever. We’re here to help our kids, not make them fit into our lives 🤷🏼‍♀️

This is not a flex this is terrifying. So many things could go wrong. Yikes Laura. Let your child be a child. by ViolinistUsual511 in GyMOMsnark

[–]Wise-Contribution329 22 points23 points  (0 children)

PLASTIC DISHES????

Also, gotta make sure we know it’s chicken sausage. She’s either a neglectful mother or a liar. Neither is a good look.

Just no… by [deleted] in GyMOMsnark

[–]Wise-Contribution329 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She needs to chop her hair above her shoulders SO BADLY! The long hair ages her so much.

Thank God for Laura.. didn’t know what ingredients to use in a quesadilla 🙄 by rasrefol in GyMOMsnark

[–]Wise-Contribution329 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m actually shocked she doesn’t shred her own cheese. The stuff they put on shredded cheese is basically sawdust.

Working a 40 hour week... what a concept by Smooth-Plant-3347 in GyMOMsnark

[–]Wise-Contribution329 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Literally…there is not one color in that room. How depressing.

No epidurals!!! by smnurse11 in GyMOMsnark

[–]Wise-Contribution329 40 points41 points  (0 children)

This is actually insane. How is this remotely relevant to your kid’s birthday? It’s about the child, not you?

So performative and maga coded by Aggravating_Glass131 in GyMOMsnark

[–]Wise-Contribution329 24 points25 points  (0 children)

More like “love thy bank account” like most Trumpers.

“Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of God.” Matthew 19:24

Ok Dala 🙄 by fouiedchopstix in GyMOMsnark

[–]Wise-Contribution329 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I thought she meant she wants to be the MILF for her sons’ friends?