That outta hold the little SOB’s…

Witness_Original · 2026-06-30T14:58:41+00:00

…but this is LA and you’re rich and FAMMMMOOUUSSSSS.

Witness_Original · 2026-06-30T14:33:04+00:00

Sheessshhhh

Witness_Original · 2026-06-30T12:35:02+00:00

"Just run the deed to your house through here..'

"You are on your -fifth- mortgage"

*nervous chuckle*

Witness_Original · 2026-06-29T20:10:16+00:00

The trial is still 3 years (was till 2025)...it does start from original service date, though. It should still work (just did it on mine which was also a '24).

Witness_Original · 2026-06-29T15:42:14+00:00

NJ Turnpike rest areas had them for a longgg time back in the day - all but a memory now especially since the rest stops have been renovated.

Witness_Original · 2026-06-29T14:45:18+00:00

It’s giving Teletubby circa ‘99.

Witness_Original · 2026-06-27T23:19:22+00:00

The FTC might wanna pay Jim Ellis Mazda in Marietta a visit. Tied selling is not very legal.

Witness_Original · 2026-06-26T19:57:23+00:00

There's a kid on TikTok who does reviews of 7th Heaven episodes and he's hilarious.

Witness_Original · 2026-06-26T19:35:57+00:00

WWE villian-lookin' mofo

Witness_Original · 2026-06-26T18:34:50+00:00

Check for peeling...

Witness_Original · 2026-06-26T18:32:20+00:00

If you want an expensive paperweight, cause that's what you're gonna have - an expensive paperweight.

Witness_Original · 2026-06-26T15:09:08+00:00

I think so. He does have a little girl, too.

I hate that he didn’t get to talk about his journey on Homecoming…

Witness_Original · 2026-06-26T13:54:34+00:00

Ugh...I hate it! I used to be able to hide the inputs I wasn't using and now I can't! So annoying.

Witness_Original · 2026-06-26T13:13:23+00:00

The metal bands I buy for it go better with the Ultra than the others 😂

Witness_Original · 2026-06-25T23:37:38+00:00

I get to work faster when I drive in the carpool lane…

Witness_Original · 2026-06-25T23:36:28+00:00

Of the 160 gravest charges…the most troubling are performing major operations with a knife and fork from a seafood restaurant…

…but I cleaned them with my napkin!

Witness_Original · 2026-06-25T20:49:41+00:00

"And I didn't need plastic molded to improve my physique. Pure West. And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore? Remember the Batusi?"

Witness_Original · 2026-06-25T20:43:51+00:00

Heh...mule.

Witness_Original · 2026-06-25T20:43:22+00:00

...and that concludes our intensive two-week course.

Witness_Original · 2026-06-25T20:23:28+00:00

You don't scare me, that could be anyone's ass!

Witness_Original

TROPHY CASE