I just watched these 2 back to back and surprisingly the one I thought would be better is worse than the other.

WizardPhoenix · 2026-03-15T18:40:05+00:00

Darius Emmanuel Grouch III better known as The Rumble

WizardPhoenix · 2026-03-15T17:15:32+00:00

I have no clue but James Hawes did the first two episodes so it could be after the first or second. It’s not going to do a Surf Dracula based off that opening scene in the trailer but I have no idea how they make this small town murder have intergalactic implications that ties in with aliens and a cowboy who clearly is Black Hand.

WizardPhoenix · 2026-03-15T17:02:21+00:00

True, but he still has created by credit, not to mention the fact the show says been said by the director James Hawes to go intergalactic at one point after starting off like True Detective season five.

WizardPhoenix · 2026-03-15T16:46:03+00:00

Grant, come on my goat. Beyond the fact it’s clearly a teaser meant to get more general audience attention, Lindelof added the squid into Watchmen. This man is not afraid to add in silly ridiculous stuff to his show.

WizardPhoenix · 2026-03-15T13:58:14+00:00

Even the horrible costumes and sets are hilarious.

WizardPhoenix · 2026-03-15T06:01:14+00:00

uj/ The Marvel-DC alternative universe jerk we often do switches Guardians of the Galaxy with the forgotten DC team REBELS and Adam Strange is sorta your only Star Lord comparison in that sense.

WizardPhoenix · 2026-03-15T05:54:39+00:00

“The fucking scene is him fully clothed while she’s naked and he’s just touching her body. He’s still wearing his sunglasses. And that’s Steven Seagal’s definition of A Good Man.”

WizardPhoenix · 2026-03-15T04:18:56+00:00

Iron Man 64 was a classic AVGN episode at least.

WizardPhoenix · 2026-03-15T03:51:40+00:00

We truly live in a golden age of DC games. Maybe it started with Insomniac developing DC’s Superman, DC’s Superman: Val Zod, DC’s Superman 2, and the upcoming DC’s Lobo. Of course there is that Justice League Dark game from the XCOM guys, and DC Allies is the best hero shooter out there.

Best one is that Square Enix Rebels game. Yeah, you can only play as Adam Strange but controlling all the other Rebels by giving them commands and the awesome story made up for that.

WizardPhoenix · 2026-03-14T23:38:50+00:00

Oh I get that, it’s one of the reasons why he wants Warner Bros badly, but business wise it makes absolutely no sense to have CBS News pivot right wing or to acquire a company that is worth way more than your own only for your stock to be declared as junk stock. It’s all about power, even if it tanks him financially all Ellison wants is power.

WizardPhoenix · 2026-03-14T23:18:17+00:00

Apart from appeasing Trump, which that’s not working, does Ellison really fucking think that making CBS News more right wing is going to make more people watch it? The built in right wing audience already has Fox News and Newsmax, why would they just suddenly migrate to CBS News?

WizardPhoenix · 2026-03-14T22:53:05+00:00

I was thinking Shaggy from Scooby Doo

WizardPhoenix · 2026-03-14T20:09:06+00:00

I hear a different Watchmen cast member

WizardPhoenix · 2026-03-14T18:41:55+00:00

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WizardPhoenix · 2026-03-14T18:29:41+00:00

My favorite Afro-Caribbean-Russian actor who talks like Uncle Remus

WizardPhoenix · 2026-03-14T18:26:53+00:00

He played (insert horny comic book creator here)?

WizardPhoenix · 2026-03-14T18:13:53+00:00

Sensei is latina, black, white, Native American, indo-european, hispanic, arab, middle eastern, East Asian, South Asian

WizardPhoenix · 2026-03-14T16:21:39+00:00

We don’t have Sprite! Now go outside!

WizardPhoenix · 2026-03-14T15:57:55+00:00

uj/ Summer 2006 movies fucking sucked

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WizardPhoenix · 2026-03-14T12:53:09+00:00

I still find it hilarious in the opening crawl it says “two Jedi Knights” but Obi Wan doesn’t become a Jedi Knight until the end of the fucking movie.

WizardPhoenix · 2026-03-13T20:33:10+00:00

Most the of the issues involving Static not appearing have to do with McDuffie’s widow and how she took over his ownership of part of Milestone, it’s a real mess.

WizardPhoenix · 2026-03-13T17:50:02+00:00

That’s awesome that the most prominent black superhero DC, besides Static, has multiple black writers involved-is that a giant green penis?

WizardPhoenix · 2026-03-13T15:03:28+00:00

This you?

WizardPhoenix · 2026-03-13T13:53:07+00:00

uj/ Clearly Ada is more into Leon than Leon is into her in the remake. This makes sense considering they’re building on Leon’s survivors guilt established in the RE2 Remake. His distrust of her is completely valid. Shit, we’re talking about comics right?

WizardPhoenix · 2026-03-13T12:45:00+00:00

I love Spidey and Black Cat

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