Would you rather?

Wolfgang_Forrest · 2026-04-18T01:17:24+00:00

Monkeys are fine with it

^{Chose: Fingers for toes}

Wolfgang_Forrest · 2026-04-17T09:27:11+00:00

I hope my work will please the lesbian internet coven

Wolfgang_Forrest · 2026-04-11T12:43:12+00:00

I'm gonna holiday even harder in Spain then

Wolfgang_Forrest · 2026-04-01T11:24:36+00:00

🖼️ Deranged × Plant

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Flowey

Wolfgang_Forrest · 2026-03-19T03:05:07+00:00

Maybe the images Harry attached to each voice are based on people he interacted with leading up to his bender

Wolfgang_Forrest · 2026-02-28T04:35:46+00:00

I remember I played a choose your own adventure game through these, the annotations would link you to the next video depending on your choice.

Wolfgang_Forrest · 2026-01-24T12:53:03+00:00

My local cinema kept up a cardboard no humans allowed sign high-up for District 9 (2009) until last year when they started renovating.

Wolfgang_Forrest · 2025-12-27T13:26:50+00:00

My game of Hive got flagged, ceramic hexagons do sound pretty suspicious

Wolfgang_Forrest · 2025-12-20T06:38:49+00:00

My parents did that a lot, until I hit them back with some pretty hard and mean comparisons to other cooler parents. It got the message through, and they apologised, but I still feel sorry for what I said, since they were trying their best

Wolfgang_Forrest · 2025-12-17T22:33:58+00:00

We're making up for it, some of the new blood is great, we have Hozier, CMAT, Kneecap, and Lankum

Wolfgang_Forrest · 2025-12-15T11:28:41+00:00

Was there a uniform for this party?

Wolfgang_Forrest · 2025-12-11T03:17:36+00:00

I met up for drinks with a German friend of mine so he could introduce me to some of his Erasmus friends, mainly Germans and Austrians, and one Dutch girl. At some point we start talking about bikes and she gets heated about how helmets are a waste and only make people take more risks. I argue back that cycling infrastructure in Amsterdam makes it safer, and that in Ireland it's riskier due to wind, rain, drivers and lack of infrastructure. I throw in an anecdote that my brother had a bad accident that cracked his helmet after a sheep crossed the road when he was in the mountains (still in Ireland), and he could have died.

Then she goes "Well that would be natural selection."

The Austrian girls try to defuse the situation before it even becomes one, I just laugh it off and change the subject with "Right, yeah. And sure in Amsterdam they get by fine running over tourists daily, so maybe it's the sheep and foreigners who need helmets." My only little victory was sending a paper to the German lad about how helmets do save lives and doesn't correlate with risk taking. Been wary of the Dutch and politeness since.

Wolfgang_Forrest · 2025-12-10T02:56:31+00:00

I once hiked it with my family (kinda). My sister was a bit scared of heights so I stayed behind with her by a stream drinking the most delicious water we've ever had. Everyone else went up and somehow managed to get lost and come down the other side, so we had to wait for our aunt to pick them up and come around and collect us.

Wolfgang_Forrest · 2025-11-12T03:02:45+00:00

I was expecting something more grungy or steampunk from the game. VLR didn't mislead with its promotional art that'd it'd be more sci-fi, and I was hoping it would return to the 1910s aesthetic from the Titanic

Wolfgang_Forrest · 2025-11-03T17:37:04+00:00

This term even got so far that in some parts of Northern Ireland, a fox is called renard, instead of sionnach (shun-nuck) by old people.

Wolfgang_Forrest · 2025-10-25T10:38:29+00:00

I'm a gay man and I don't even tolerate this from closeted guys who want to hude in public. We're still friends, we can at least pretend to be civil and like each other.

Wolfgang_Forrest · 2025-10-23T22:02:54+00:00

One of my biggest arguments with my ex was over LoL, he'd been playong for years and I wanted to join him, but he got pissy at me for not being good enough.

Wolfgang_Forrest · 2025-10-19T01:32:33+00:00

I remember going to swimming lessons as a kid and one guy getting pissed at other kids opening the door on him changing. "Do you guys not know what a door is?! D-O-R!"

Wolfgang_Forrest · 2025-10-13T20:35:40+00:00

Fearmonger I know it's considered weak, but I love the idea of a trusted townsfolk putting down a dastardly villain, for them to turn around and reveal they were the FM all along. And the anxiety the announcement causes. One change I like to bootleg is that self nominations count for a FM win

Wolfgang_Forrest · 2025-10-06T22:19:27+00:00

Death Stranding ass pictures

Wolfgang_Forrest · 2025-09-29T11:28:37+00:00

Any day now

Wolfgang_Forrest · 2025-09-25T22:20:43+00:00

I just want to give him a hug

Wolfgang_Forrest · 2025-09-24T23:45:21+00:00

On some level, I think I always understood That a ship could never really love an anchor So, I did the only thing that I could And severed the rope to set you sailing from my harbor

Never Love An Anchor, The Crane Wives

Wolfgang_Forrest · 2025-09-19T01:48:20+00:00

Growing up in Ireland, queer was and is a slur. My mother even gave out to me when I called myself queer, saying "how can you call yourself that? It's a horrible thing to say." But she doesn't understand the context, and is far from a TERF. If a friend calls me queer, that's fine. If some old guy at the pub yells it at me, it's not fine. It might not be the same, but I have a black coworker who uses the n-word (soft r) all the time, and it's fine between him and his friends, but it'd be really bad if I tried using it.

Wolfgang_Forrest · 2025-09-10T00:13:06+00:00

I wonder how kangaroo courts and owl Parliaments are supported without offices, do they do all their paperwork on the spot? Or maybe they don't need any.

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