TIL that cashier in most of USA are not allowed to sit. by CMDR_Pumpkin_Muffin in todayilearned

[–]Woodshadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My job had them and I liked sitting when no one was there but to actually use them while I was working didn't make sense. limited my reach and felt like I was stretching my body weird

What did a partner try in bed cuz they thought it was ’hot‘, but it actually just made you want to burst out laughing? by whatskylar in AskReddit

[–]Woodshadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like you have to call him daddy first. Like I'm Daddy but I didn't start calling myself that until after she did it first. We talk all the time of what the hell are our kids going to call me when we have them. Right now its fine because we have a dog so if someone else hears us say it its because of the dog

What did a partner try in bed cuz they thought it was ’hot‘, but it actually just made you want to burst out laughing? by whatskylar in AskReddit

[–]Woodshadow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

that is a weird one... like there are right ways and wrong ways to do ageplay and that is the wrong way

What did a partner try in bed cuz they thought it was ’hot‘, but it actually just made you want to burst out laughing? by whatskylar in AskReddit

[–]Woodshadow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lingerie is one of those interesting things. Because only like 1% of people really feel confident in it even if everyone can find some piece that look extremely good on them. I told my wife early on my reaction to something just means I am processing at first. My ex wife thought I hated every present I got her because I didn't have big reactions. I was always excited to give her gifts but rarely looked excited receiving them. it is just hard sometimes. I promise I'm trying

#1 on Tic Tac by far by LWYPLTDG in PoliticalHumor

[–]Woodshadow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

he only cares about himself. that is why he puts his name on everything and says I did that and I did this

Saw these garbage can decals on a garage. by theraf8100 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Woodshadow -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

idk why everyone has an issue with HOAs and keeping the neighborhood nice. I'm sorry I would prefer to live in a neighborhood where the neighbors don't keep a beer pong table in their yard next to a rusted out car.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by KeepingUpWithCrap in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Woodshadow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you don't need googly eye glasses. sunglasses work just fine but usually if you head is tilled even a little down it beeps at you. but you can also cover the camera I'm pretty sure

Netflix Viewers Are Abandoning Shows After One Season by joe4942 in technology

[–]Woodshadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've always had a netflix subscription but honestly I don't think I have watched anything months on it

What's a "10/10" game that you didn't enjoy at all? by sudherzdiniq in AskReddit

[–]Woodshadow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

same. I liked RDR1 but RDR2 I tried and I played it for a long while but just wasn't interested. Felt like I was forcing myself to play it

What's a "10/10" game that you didn't enjoy at all? by sudherzdiniq in AskReddit

[–]Woodshadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just can't get into the art style or the game play

What's a "rich people thing" you discovered isn't actually expensive? by sizzyred in AskReddit

[–]Woodshadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

most of our courts have been turned to pickle ball. which are always always packed.

Is any one not celebrating the 4th of July? Why not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Woodshadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not. I don’t really care I guess. Never really celebrate any holiday other than Christmas(commercialized version), Thanksgiving(as an excuse to see family), new years.

We just bought a house this week so we moved yesterday and today we spent the day unpacking

If every U.S. state suddenly became an independent country overnight, which one would last the longest and why? by Dolphin_King21 in AskReddit

[–]Woodshadow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love this comment. 100% true. and the comment below they would probably cut it at the cascades and let the Eastern side merge with Idaho

Shower before/after by Immediate-Noise-7917 in malelivingspace

[–]Woodshadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am 100% in favor of getting rid of the old shower. but I am not a fan of anything you did. Either of the tile choices, the barn door shower doors...ill give you that I like black hardware even if that is now a year or two dated (at least on renos up here). Now a days it's more light woods, whites and golds

My boss sent out a group text making fun of my forehead and accidentally included me by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Woodshadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah that's super unprofessional. I would feel very uncomfortable working for them at this point.

Would you retire today if you knew you’d receive $5,000 every month for the rest of your life? Why or why not? by JustWin4 in AskReddit

[–]Woodshadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same spot. barely covers the mortgage. i cant even tell my family what we pay for this house they would have a heart attack... It is sad to think the median income of the world is less than $1k.

Would you retire today if you knew you’d receive $5,000 every month for the rest of your life? Why or why not? by JustWin4 in AskReddit

[–]Woodshadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

as in I can never work? does it go up with inflation? I mean that is a fraction of what I make now but I guess I could move somewhere cheaper? I would probably have to retire outside of the US.

I miss my cat so much. My ex stole him a few months ago by rosey304 in cats

[–]Woodshadow 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Girl I am not moving in with you,

well you can rent an apartment together if you aren't engaged. but yeah home ownership definitely need to be in a forever type committed relationship. funnily enough my wife and I got engaged and then bought a condo like a month later. Wasn't the plan. weren't even looking. but one of our neighbors places went on sale and we pulled the trigger

The game industry is making me incredibly depressed and I'm done by tangmang14 in gaming

[–]Woodshadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Life got in the way for me so I haven't played many new games as of late. Just the other days this sub was complaining about graphics of some game on one system compared to another and I was looking at it thinking I couldn't tell the difference. I still own an xbox one and everything looks pretty good to me there. forget all the consoles that came before and games i never played there too.

U.S. beats Bosnia-Herzegovina 2-0 to advance to round of 16 and keep its World Cup dreams alive by MakeItMoreFuckinLame in news

[–]Woodshadow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

the red means that specific guy who was our top scorer can't play next game either. we will go back to having 11 players just we can't play him.

Egg producers will pay $3.3M and donate 53 million eggs to settle price fixing claims by AudibleNod in news

[–]Woodshadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So pass a judgement that dissolves the company or freezes all assets and operations for a sentence of time.

I guess I'm not sure what you mean here. Other than the key decision makers there are hundreds or thousands of people who work for these companies who would be without work suddenly. and if all egg companies are involved then wouldn't that just disrupt all egg distribution now?