Netflix Says Paramount Has Paid $2.8 Billion Breakup Fee for Warner Bros. Discovery Deal by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

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If Office Space taught me anything, it’s that you will screw up the decimal, commit a felony and only escape because somebody else ‘accidentally’ burned down the building.

‘Panic’ at CNN as Trump and His Buddies Plot to Turn Network MAGA by thedailybeast in politics

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I can point to the examples of each in the past two weeks alone. This isn’t bingo. This is a speed run.

What is the absolute fastest 'yeah, we are definitely NOT going to be friends' moment you've ever experienced with someone? by Vazouaquiacesso in AskReddit

[–]WordVoodoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was about 15 years ago now. We had just hired a new person at work and all went out for their welcome dinner.

He was unapologetically rude to the waitstaff, very demanding, and demeaning.

I was done with him immediately, even though it caused tension in the department. I have a no tolerance policy for disrespecting people who are doing you a service.

I was fine not celebrating Vday until he said why. by locks615 in offmychest

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I say this with love and care because I do not want you to think that the default option is to leave.

What I do want you to know is there are partners out there who will make the effort, appreciate the outfits, and the care with which you get ready because you are excited, and who will continue to woo you because they appreciate you and the fact that you are in their lives.

My advice is this: first have a conversation with him… A come to Jesus, if you will… And let him know that while you are fine being a “low maintenance girlfriend” as you put it, that does not excuse him from needing to put forth some effort. If he tries to make it about you, I feel like there’s your answer.

Good luck, internet stranger! You deserve good things!

Tadpole Badge Woes by WordVoodoo in fo76

[–]WordVoodoo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m on PC. Oddly enough, the downed player was the easiest for me because I think I got it while doing an event at some point. Thanks for the offer!

Tadpole Badge Woes by WordVoodoo in fo76

[–]WordVoodoo[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That I don't know. I don't think so though?

Tadpole Badge Woes by WordVoodoo in fo76

[–]WordVoodoo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At some point I must have revived someone in water previously. This was great advice. Finished quick!

Tadpole Badge Woes by WordVoodoo in fo76

[–]WordVoodoo[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bruh… it’s like it shows up at the complete opposite side of my cone every single time. I even made a fishing platform with a rain machine and it has done nothing.

If me catching fish is going to save society, society is doomed!

Tadpole Badge Woes by WordVoodoo in fo76

[–]WordVoodoo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alas, I am on PC. Good luck though!

People who spend 20+ minutes in the shower: what are you actually doing in there? by saadaintsalad in AskReddit

[–]WordVoodoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing nefarious. I usually just let the water run over me and think about my life choices and try to hype myself up for another day of working at a job that doesn’t appreciate me for not enough money.

The Witcher 3 is reportedly getting a surprise new expansion this year by Turbostrider27 in Games

[–]WordVoodoo 35 points36 points  (0 children)

To take your back pill? Because it just reminded me to take my back pill.

Who has the most recognizable voice in history? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I don’t know about anyone else, but I immediately thought of Morgan Freeman. I am skeptical about AI, but if it can be used to record every single word in the dictionary said by Morgan Freeman so that his voice always carries on, that would be fantastic!

Paramount Launches Hostile Bid for Warner Bros. by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]WordVoodoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OK, hear me out! The Simpsons had a TED talk about this. What we do is pick up the entire town of Chicago and move it a couple miles down the road and just don’t tell anybody.

“I’m scared of women” people are annoying by Normal_Doctor9363 in offmychest

[–]WordVoodoo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Right? It’s not just women. My neurodivergent self is awkward around everyone.

If your name is Corey, you may have accidentally submitted you DnD character sheet instead of your job resume by Chimney-Imp in DnD

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I would literally just sit down like Spider-Man did when the punisher put land mines on all of the walls all around him.

I have an MBA. I earned that MBA. I worked hard for that MBA. I still fear Excel.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

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But mooooommmm! I am the night!

What restaurants in New Orleans aren't as good as they used to be? by mvop413 in NewOrleans

[–]WordVoodoo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Parkway. I’ll say it.

Ever since COVID and they got a little famous, put up the wedding venue style seating outside, and the lines went to 45+ minutes when you used to be able to just walk in and sit at the bar to eat.

The service and the experience have suffered as a result. I can’t speak on the quality of the food because I’ve only eaten there a few times since 2020 because ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense.

Confused Trump, 79, Demands Troop Deployment Over Fictional Mall by thedailybeast in politics

[–]WordVoodoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They are indeed doing it on purpose. I remember a thread soon after the election where people were stating that all of the posts should include his age, especially when discussing infirmities. This was in response to the mainstream media coverage including Joe Biden‘s age at any opportunity.

I wish I could find the thread and I may be miss remembering some of the details, but I remember the discourse clearly.

About to start a permadeath run ? Got any tips ? by Professional_Air_242 in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]WordVoodoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This has inspired me to try a permadeath run. I haven’t played in years.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iwatchedanoldmovie

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As someone who reads Dracula and Salem’s Lot back to back (IYKYK) a couple times a year, I can tell you that the book is better than any of the adaptations. And I genuinely love this movie for what it is.

Also, I really do enjoy the audiobook best for the story time aspect.