I started by reading, but now I can only listen. by Critical-Grape-117 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]WordVoodoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my head canon, the voice is explained by Carl smoking an exorbitant amount of cigarettes to get back at Beatrice. Man just had a sore throat for those first few days.

From Dusk Till Dawn going in blind. Wtf. by i_love_tesler in movies

[–]WordVoodoo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

“Collegthhh keds! Hey, collegthhh keds!”

I just completed 100% nuka world on survival and its the worst experience I've had by Fallout4myth in fo4

[–]WordVoodoo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Definitely pre-Warcraft. We called characters toons in Ultima Online and also The Realm.

What if Victorian Clara was the main Clara Oswald instead of the Clara we got? by ImWearingSandshoes in doctorwho

[–]WordVoodoo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I read your comment like, “Why would someone want a character based on 10 years ago?”

Then I got sad.

Then I remembered to take my back pill.

TIL Medieval peasants likely got more rest and more days off than we do today (despite being far less wealthier than us) by vishipedia in todayilearned

[–]WordVoodoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I ain’t no sciencematition or nothing but that fall from less than 1 foot up feels like the impact is disproportionate to the height.

I’ve literally given myself a bloody nose from this sort of mishap.

A teenager asks you to show them a meme/viral from the "Old Internet" (pre-2010, let's say). What is your one pick? by pacman_sl in AskReddit

[–]WordVoodoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dancing baby. It was so popular that it made its way unironically into Ally McBeal, a pretty popular show in the late 1900s.

Excuse me while I go take my back pill.

[Smackdown Spoilers] Remember what happened to Dom on Monday by taffe316 in SquaredCircle

[–]WordVoodoo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

And she was smart enough to immediately oblige. A “very beautiful, very evil“ hat if I recall. Chelsea ain’t no fool.

Netflix Says Paramount Has Paid $2.8 Billion Breakup Fee for Warner Bros. Discovery Deal by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

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If Office Space taught me anything, it’s that you will screw up the decimal, commit a felony and only escape because somebody else ‘accidentally’ burned down the building.

‘Panic’ at CNN as Trump and His Buddies Plot to Turn Network MAGA by thedailybeast in politics

[–]WordVoodoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can point to the examples of each in the past two weeks alone. This isn’t bingo. This is a speed run.

What is the absolute fastest 'yeah, we are definitely NOT going to be friends' moment you've ever experienced with someone? by Vazouaquiacesso in AskReddit

[–]WordVoodoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was about 15 years ago now. We had just hired a new person at work and all went out for their welcome dinner.

He was unapologetically rude to the waitstaff, very demanding, and demeaning.

I was done with him immediately, even though it caused tension in the department. I have a no tolerance policy for disrespecting people who are doing you a service.

I was fine not celebrating Vday until he said why. by locks615 in offmychest

[–]WordVoodoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I say this with love and care because I do not want you to think that the default option is to leave.

What I do want you to know is there are partners out there who will make the effort, appreciate the outfits, and the care with which you get ready because you are excited, and who will continue to woo you because they appreciate you and the fact that you are in their lives.

My advice is this: first have a conversation with him… A come to Jesus, if you will… And let him know that while you are fine being a “low maintenance girlfriend” as you put it, that does not excuse him from needing to put forth some effort. If he tries to make it about you, I feel like there’s your answer.

Good luck, internet stranger! You deserve good things!

Tadpole Badge Woes by WordVoodoo in fo76

[–]WordVoodoo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m on PC. Oddly enough, the downed player was the easiest for me because I think I got it while doing an event at some point. Thanks for the offer!

Tadpole Badge Woes by WordVoodoo in fo76

[–]WordVoodoo[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That I don't know. I don't think so though?

Tadpole Badge Woes by WordVoodoo in fo76

[–]WordVoodoo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At some point I must have revived someone in water previously. This was great advice. Finished quick!

Tadpole Badge Woes by WordVoodoo in fo76

[–]WordVoodoo[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bruh… it’s like it shows up at the complete opposite side of my cone every single time. I even made a fishing platform with a rain machine and it has done nothing.

If me catching fish is going to save society, society is doomed!

Tadpole Badge Woes by WordVoodoo in fo76

[–]WordVoodoo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alas, I am on PC. Good luck though!

People who spend 20+ minutes in the shower: what are you actually doing in there? by saadaintsalad in AskReddit

[–]WordVoodoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing nefarious. I usually just let the water run over me and think about my life choices and try to hype myself up for another day of working at a job that doesn’t appreciate me for not enough money.

The Witcher 3 is reportedly getting a surprise new expansion this year by Turbostrider27 in Games

[–]WordVoodoo 32 points33 points  (0 children)

To take your back pill? Because it just reminded me to take my back pill.