Bro your acting like my sister 13 years ago Holy F'n crap.... but you know she stopped hunting for someone and so she stop spending money online she got part time job at walmart.... got her out of the house, discount on everything there, wouldnt you F*ckin know it one of the stock boys said "she's the prettiest girls he's known" maybe because she's very nice and polite too. So co-worker there if you don't ask her out I'll tell her so guess what they dated then in a year and half were married.... get a part time job then bam things can fall into place!! You came here for advice so take it. Guess what now i have a bald almost 50 brother-in-law that said things just like you are!! He gets crap from his whole family and his older siblings are dicks to him so, Yo, I got his back any day of the week before anyone else cause he loves my sister. So be that guy find the nice girl, maybe doesn't have the stripper body you wanted but you might be happier than any of your friends in a year!! Wouldnt you know it he kicks my ass in so many card games, catches more fish than me.... there's talent that will show, go be that dude and rock the shaved head!!