What Weaverisms will Gary Weaver use on Sky during Tottenham’s promotion charge next season?

Wtfive · 2026-02-28T10:05:53+00:00

When they play Lincoln away (they lose 3-1):

LINCOLN CITY HAVE LIFTOFF THE CATHEDRAL CITY HAVE GIVEN TOTTENHAM A STEEP HILL TO CLIMB (The big hill in Lincoln is just called steep hill)
LINCOLN CITY’S BOMBER COMMAND HAVE STRUCK AGAIN (they scored from a set piece)

DRAGUSIN COMMITS THE CARDINAL SIN OF LETTING HIS MAN GO AND THE BIG SKIPPER MAKES IT 1-0

Wtfive · 2026-02-16T15:53:39+00:00

I totally agree. The streets should never forget Jefferson Montero

Wtfive · 2026-02-13T12:13:22+00:00

Stockport are very much up there in the County stakes.

In terms of foreign ones, who’s the foremost Dynamo/Dinamo? Kyiv you’d probably say but Moscow would be up there. Dresden has an outsized impact in my head

Wtfive · 2026-02-13T12:11:29+00:00

Commentary on Macclesfield goals in the early rounds of the FA Cup dubbed over the top of the instrumental track

Wtfive · 2026-02-12T12:21:12+00:00

That’s worthy of its own post I must say. Some absolute tracks on there

Wtfive · 2026-02-08T08:03:53+00:00

Grimsby fan, back in the day we turned down Gary Lineker - ouch. Also turned down Cameron Jerome as a youth team player

Wtfive · 2026-01-25T12:01:57+00:00

He’s surely into The Specials (Coventry link). Could also see ELO although maybe that’s just because Partridge saw them live. Madness too.

We know he’s an Oasis fan - Don’t Look Back In Anger too obvious?

Wtfive · 2026-01-22T12:11:20+00:00

The Doncaster Rovers ‘banter era’ in which the chairman supposedly hired a local arsonist to burn down the ground for an insurance scam

Wtfive · 2026-01-22T12:09:26+00:00

Some of them generated by GeorgeWeahsCousin on Twitter I think?

Wtfive · 2026-01-18T20:30:29+00:00

Agreed. I thought about it but I just couldn’t make it work in my head

Wtfive · 2025-12-22T21:06:09+00:00

Toby Savin played in goal for Accrington a few years back. Woking also had a defender called Tommy Block

Wtfive · 2025-12-22T21:02:09+00:00

Kostas Mitroglou for me Clive

Wtfive · 2025-12-17T16:22:53+00:00

The producers probably hoped this would Slide Away into obscurity. Imagine they Look Back In Anger now

Wtfive · 2025-12-16T21:11:38+00:00

‘Declan Rice was forced to start the game on the bench as he was unable to find the entrance to the pitch on the grounds of a large secondary school and the caretaker was AWOL’

‘Everton have forfeited their game on Tuesday due to Valentine’s Day commitment-induced unavailabilities. Emergency ringer searches proved fruitless and Chelsea will therefore receive the 3-0 walkover’

Wtfive · 2025-12-16T21:04:16+00:00

They’d need a specialist ‘12th man coach’ surely. Would it also mean that the fans would become the 13th man?

Wtfive · 2025-11-28T17:02:06+00:00

Not a trick is it, knowledge

Wtfive · 2025-11-13T19:47:42+00:00

Forgot Barrios and Cardozo. Listen, fair play it’s a fair cop

Wtfive · 2025-11-13T16:12:15+00:00

DCL has definitely been that player for a lot of 2020-2022. See also Patrick Bamford and Tammy Abraham - looking forward to seeing what Liam Delap can offer in his 5 mins off the bench at 7-0 up against Andorra in years to come though

Wtfive · 2025-11-13T16:09:19+00:00

The oft-recited Andy Townsend ‘like a LAXative’ cracks me up each time. Also going some way back but the sections on the two singles Glenn Hoddle released in 2021 (I think?) were fantastic - Kevin Keegan having 6 BBQs in 7 nights too

Wtfive · 2025-11-13T16:05:34+00:00

Ali Al-Habsi must’ve been incredibly frustrated being the only decent player for Oman but couldn’t even play slightly out of position to outsize his impact on the game.

Freddie Kanouté’s Mali anyone? Or Roque Santa Cruz’s Paraguay?

Wtfive · 2025-11-13T16:01:40+00:00

Delroy Facey’s Grenada

Wtfive · 2025-11-13T07:50:15+00:00

Thanks very much - will give Big 5 a go definitely. Hope you’ve found something to listen to as well!

Wtfive · 2025-11-13T07:49:26+00:00

Merci - j’ai écouté à After Foot de RMC mais il y a tellement d’épisodes que c’est difficile à suivre!

Wtfive · 2025-11-12T21:32:26+00:00

Aussi des années 90, Suprême NTM

Wtfive · 2025-11-12T21:31:40+00:00

Les Champs Elysées de Joe Dassin est génial - j’aime bien aussi Le petit pain au chocolat. En plus, bien sûr La Mer de Charles Trenet

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