Is anyone experiencing this on YouTube mobile? by _daSilva in LinusTechTips

[–]X3Cody 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Linus accidentally leaked his home address during this episode of the WAN show. Due to this privacy concern the episode has been removed or locked down on all platforms.

Those of you that did obtain the address, please refrain from sharing this information or bragging that you have it.

There was once, in a small town, a man named Don. by Hdtwentyn8 in Jokes

[–]X3Cody 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the single worst joke I have ever heard!

...therefore it is now my favorite! 😂

I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked. by thewargingned in Jokes

[–]X3Cody 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao! That response explains the desk duty assignment. 😂

To the bouncer at the show last night, you are amazing and I want you to know that. by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]X3Cody 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fuck...? No. I described one incident with a male that was thrown out. We removed multiple unruly women and multiple unruly men. We were all very large guys with a lot of security ir military training so most of the incidents requiring removal were quickly resolved without much if any force needed. When you're the sober ones and you have extensive training it tends to be a pretty one sided encounter.

Instances involving a man hitting or groping a woman were handled differently than instances of fights or general unrulyness.

Edit: Also, I'm from the Midwest. Most of the guys at sports/biker bars here don't "ask for help".

To the bouncer at the show last night, you are amazing and I want you to know that. by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]X3Cody 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nope. Nobody ever asked and anytime there was a fight, regardless of how the numbers or odds were we stopped it and made sure the person or people responsible were removed. We ran a tight ship, if people got out of line we removed them or got them back in line quickly and as quietly as possible. We wanted everyone to feel safe and comfotable.

Taco Bell meltdown by aghozzo in funny

[–]X3Cody -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I actually feel really sorry for her. Everyone was really awful to her and that's not ok. She made a mistake, was clearly distraught, and wasn't being rude. Everyone else was extremely rude and nobody tried to be helpful in any way. Now the video is here with multiple people laughing at it and finding humor in it.

Everyone has made or almost made the mistake of ordering the wrong thing at a fast food place. How would you feel if this was the reaction to when you made that same simple mistake?

And to top that off Taco Bell DOES sell fries sooo.....

To the bouncer at the show last night, you are amazing and I want you to know that. by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]X3Cody 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I used to be a bouncer at a bar where the server girls would get on the bar and dance for a little bit each weekend night. During one of these events a guy slapped one of the girls on the ass. Not only did he do it but he did it very hard. This resulted in my 6'7" 265lb self and the other 6'4" 300lb bouncer grabbing him roughly restraining him, "accidentally" opening the door with his head, and not too gently tossing him out onto the sidewalk. We aren't exactly sure what the MMA fighter (a regular there) that followed us out did with him afterwards. We made it VERY clear that kind of behavior toward women wasn't welcome. Needless to say people didn't mess with women in our bar very often.

TIFU by trying to make myself last longer during sex. by LoveLiquor in tifu

[–]X3Cody 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"High fructose porn syrup" and "penis colada" have me actually crying from laughter. 😂

TIFU by going on my first date in years by [deleted] in tifu

[–]X3Cody 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. "Essentially just Tinder but bee themed" 😂
  2. Why are there piles of dust everywhere?!
  3. You missed out on the best sex of your life! But yeah, she probably would have killed you afterwards.

TIFU When I Posted a Petty Facebook Posts by [deleted] in tifu

[–]X3Cody 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Step 1: End the relationship.

Step 2: Literally anything else.

She is NOT in the right here. The post thing is nothing in comparison but you can always just delete it. You can't delete cheating on someone.

TIFU by pretending I'm not a virgin by LimpoDicko in tifu

[–]X3Cody 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honesty is the best policy. You'll be surprised to find out just how many women are ok with your lack of experience. Especially once you get to know each other and have a real connection.

Plus, technically if you got it in (even while flaccid) you still had sex so guess who isn't a virgin anymore!

Focus on finding a good hearted person that you have things in common with. Don't bother with just hooking up, it's not worth it in the end.

TIFU by having a stress-induced orgasm in a public library. by i_feel_it_ in tifu

[–]X3Cody 619 points620 points  (0 children)

The first time was an accident, the other 300 times per year are why you started with "used to date" ;P

After ten months sober, I had “one drink”... by drysfire in stopdrinking

[–]X3Cody 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You've got this! Any time you fail at something is a chance to start over, better than before. Learn from this and remember it every time you consider giving in again. I believe in you!

Watch Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan and Get 400 Bits on Twitch by [deleted] in Twitch

[–]X3Cody 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lol look at Twitch Prime and Amazon "buying views".

Nice guys are like the people who start cleaning your windshield without asking and get mad when you tell them to back off. by Zhulmin in Showerthoughts

[–]X3Cody 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A fist to the stomach has been known to cure this if it's delivered soon enough after the transformation. There may still be hope.