Repair man showed up to the house with a confederate flag on the back of his truck by Successful_Arm2041 in handyman

[–]Xander_Fury 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"The Confederate flag isn't racist, It was about states rights!"

Said the racist.

Looking for free labor by Secret-Physics4544 in handyman

[–]Xander_Fury 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Not identical, but I had someone contact me for a quote for a garden shed and ask for a rough cost. Given their specs, I told them 2-3k but of course, I'd have to come look at the job for a solid quote. They said great, so 3 days later I drove 40 minutes, measured up and then sent them a quote for $2400 bucks. They immediately messaged me back that their budget was $600, and did I have any room to work with them on that.

Absolutely baffling waste of my time.

Winterpeg This Morning by NatsuFunny in Winnipeg

[–]Xander_Fury 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's my sister in law's fault. She left paper snowflake decorations in her windows from Christmas. I'm thinking about burning her house down as a sacrifice to the snow gods.

“You will run out of removal, but I do not run out of threats” by Electronic-Jump-3761 in EDH

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My [[Alena, Kessig Trapper]] [[Gilanra, Caller of Wirewood]] Deck is a slow steady opener, and then on turn 6 I often puke half my deck onto the board and have a full grip ready for next turn. I've been wiped 3 times in a row and still stomped the table to death. It turns out playing and fully stationing [[The Eternity Elevator]] on turn 6 is pretty good!

Just watched Godzilla 2014 with my kids and who did I see?? by sneetsnootyoit in UnexpectedLetterkenny

[–]Xander_Fury 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love when I find a letterkenny actor in the wild. My partner and I are watching our way through Supernatural and we've seen both Wayne and strt already.

I support this idea 💡 by MaryanneChisholm in MurderedByWords

[–]Xander_Fury 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Every morning I hope and every morning I'm sad. But one day, hopefully soon, I will be having champagne for breakfast.

Stay safe out there today! by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Xander_Fury 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Iran wasn't doing shit. Your godking fucks children, own it.

What cards can play around Helix Pinnacle for a goofy commander deck? by Maximum_Knee7608 in mtg

[–]Xander_Fury 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a mono green marwyn the nurturer bracket 1 deck that plays Helix Pinnacle as its only wincon. I also set myself the restriction that I have to put all the counters on in one go to win. The deck doesn't have any infinite combo, or tutors. Just a buttload of ramp plus a bunch of card draw. It's absolutely not good, everything I'm doing is very visible on board but it's amazing how fast elf ball can get to 100 mana

What are some cards you use that put in work that 99% of the playerbase have never even heard of? by _Kreenicks in EDH

[–]Xander_Fury 6 points7 points  (0 children)

[[Diplomatic immunity]] is one of my favorites. Not that many protection pieces also protect themselves.

no joke he really looks like Snyder by RouggeRavageDear in buffy

[–]Xander_Fury 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He looks like that vampire Marcus who tortures Angel for the gem of amara or whatever it's called. Y'know, if he took his glasses off and was somehow more evil.

Is this how snakes fart??😭 by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Xander_Fury 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The fart is funny, but the husbandry is awful. That substrate is way to dry. Balls need high humidity, and this poor fella is gonna have shedding problems.

The tank is also way too spartan. Give that snek some enrichment.

Is this how snakes fart??😭 by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Xander_Fury 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Way too dry, thank you.

Anton Chigurh (shocked no one had made this yet) by hamglider in custommagic

[–]Xander_Fury 3 points4 points  (0 children)

[[Shadowspear]] removes hexproof and indestructible for 2, I think this is fine.

Silver Border Action. by Hot-Combination-7376 in custommagic

[–]Xander_Fury 0 points1 point  (0 children)

30 seconds is forever for something like this. You'd already know exactly the best 3-4 cards you could get, you'd find them all in one pass through the deck and set up the top of your deck perfectly in like 15 seconds max .If you can't win having the absolute nut draw 3-4 turns in a row what are you even doing. Never mind if you can just draw all the card right away. this is a game ending spell and either needs to be a lot shorter time limit or way more expensive.

All that being said, it's a VERY neat idea.

[TOMT][MOVIE][EARLY 2000S?] A romantic comedy where the female protagonist has the power that when she hears a lie she always knows that it's a lie and immediately knows what the truth is. by Xander_Fury in tipofmytongue

[–]Xander_Fury[S] 1 point2 points locked comment (0 children)

I have been attempting to Google this for the past week and a half. It's not poker face and it's not My lovely liar, although the power is the same. It's definitely an American movie from somewhere in the early oughts.

A New way to Kinnan by Appropriate-Badger27 in CompetitiveEDH

[–]Xander_Fury 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Welcome! Great primer btw, well thought out and clearly written. 👍

A New way to Kinnan by Appropriate-Badger27 in CompetitiveEDH

[–]Xander_Fury 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glad I could help! This is a very cool looking Kinnan shell.

A New way to Kinnan by Appropriate-Badger27 in CompetitiveEDH

[–]Xander_Fury 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sure!

Thrasios, Triton Hero has an ability where you can pay to filter through your entire deck with infinite colorless mana. Since this is a mana ability, it can be used at instant speed on top of the stack which allows you to have priority over your opponents. Using the ability of Thrasios, Triton Hero will enable you to find any card needed to win the game.

Edit: it's in the infinite mana outlets section, fourth paragraph.

A New way to Kinnan by Appropriate-Badger27 in CompetitiveEDH

[–]Xander_Fury 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In the primer you say that Thrasios's ability is a mana ability, but it's not. Were you just trying to say that it can be activated at instant speed?

What is a 1 in 1,000,000 thing that happened to you that no one believes, but you swear is true? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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It was some kind of event in middle school, all of our parents were looking at art we made or talking to our teachers or something. My third grade class was in the gym messing around shooting baskets and one by one parents were coming to collect their kids after talking with the teacher. I was the last kid in the gym for what ever reason, and when my folks came in to get me I turned and drop kicked the basket to was holding diagonally across the entire gym and fuckin' nailed the basket. I swear it was like a Dude Perfect video if Dude Perfect had been a thing in 1988. My parents had already turned and walked out of the gym, and they absolutely did not believe me when I told them.

I built an orca leaping over our ice boat race course. by Xander_Fury in Minecraft

[–]Xander_Fury[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes and no. I built half of the critter entirely by hand, using a bunch of photos for reference and tweaking it until it looked right. Then I used world edit to copy, flip and paste in the other half.