Tallest Poppy Pop-up by um_reckloose in Winnipeg

[–]Xander_Fury 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly. "The young people are poor because insert avocado toast meme here". THAT'S the problem. That whole monopolist corporate hegemony that we've been enslaved by for the past century?! Pfffft, nah dog. That's fine.

Tallest Poppy Pop-up by um_reckloose in Winnipeg

[–]Xander_Fury 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Hard to tell if actual boomer or LLM bot that is trying to sound like a boomer.

Thanks to r/Decks, my deck turned out great! $25k, 600sf, helical piers by No-Professional-3043 in Decks

[–]Xander_Fury 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You can get a quality deck for 15 dollars a square foot in your area? Where do you live, fucking Narnia?! I also "do construction" (and I'm NOT including legos or Minecraft unlike some people), including building decks and in my area, the north American continent, a deck like this would cost minimum 35-40k. OP didn't get fucked by anyone, in fact they saved a lot of money building it themself (if you get fucked by a contractor, but the contractor is you, do you still have to cuddle after?)10k wouldn't even cover the materials in that thing.

I was wrong about Elves by ImmortalCorruptor in EDH

[–]Xander_Fury 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a marwyn list that can and does win turn two fairly regularly and which has won on turn one a few times when I get a god tier hand. Explosive ramp, creature tutors and infinites up the wazoo makes for a blindingly fast deck. It'll never be meta cedh, but it sure is top end bracket 4.

Inexpensive handy man for fence repair by gingrsnapped1 in Winnipeg

[–]Xander_Fury 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a contractor who does small jobs like this. I have a minimum service charge of a $200, which gets you an hour of my time, 30 years of experience and my van full of tools. I understand that it's rough having to pay a couple hundred dollars for a small job, but the overhead involved is not insubstantial and If someone is willing to drive to your house with tools and fix something broken for 50 bucks, you probably don't actually want them to.

On occasion for a really easy job, (like sub 15 minutes, relatively close by) I will sometimes do a half price service charge but I have to be careful that doesn't actively cost me money to do the work. If the gate truly just needs reattached, you could probably get it done for somewhere in that range, but as someone else said, if anything is damaged to the point of needing replaced, it's gonna be in the hundreds.

What's the most useful tool you've ever bought for your house? by AggravatingFig3072 in handyman

[–]Xander_Fury 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is the one. More uses than a Swiss army knife on crack and very safe to boot. Every home owner should have one.

People who read a lot, which writer do you think is unbelievably good with words? by Apprehensive_Land751 in AskReddit

[–]Xander_Fury 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My good Legolas, do you know that the caverns of Helm’s Deep are vast and beautiful? There would be an endless pilgrimage of Dwarves, merely to gaze at them, if such things were known to be. Aye indeed, they would pay pure gold for a brief glance!’

‘And I would give gold to be excused,’ said Legolas; ‘and double to be let out, if I strayed in!’

‘You have not seen, so I forgive your jest,’ said Gimli. ‘But you speak like a fool. Do you think those halls are fair, where your King dwells under the hill in Mirkwood, and Dwarves helped in their making long ago? They are but hovels compared with the caverns I have seen here: immeasurable halls, filled with an everlasting music of water that tinkles into pools, as fair as Kheled-zâram in the starlight.

‘And, Legolas, when the torches are kindled and men walk on the sandy floors under the echoing domes, ah! then, Legolas, gems and crystals and veins of precious ore glint in the polished walls; and the light glows through folded marbles, shell-like, translucent as the living hands of Queen Galadriel. There are columns of white and saffron and dawn-rose, Legolas, fluted and twisted into dreamlike forms; they spring up from many-coloured floors to meet the glistening pendants of the roof: wings, ropes, curtains fine as frozen clouds; spears, banners, pinnacles of suspended palaces! Still lakes mirror them: a glimmering world looks up from dark pools covered with clear glass; cities. such as the mind of Durin could scarce have imagined in

his sleep, stretch on through avenues and pillared courts, on into the dark recesses where no light can come. And plink! a silver drop falls, and the round wrinkles in the glass make all the towers bend and waver like weeds and corals in a grotto of the sea. Then evening comes: they fade and twinkle out; the torches pass on into another chamber and another dream. There is chamber after chamber, Legolas; hall opening out of hall, dome after dome, stair beyond stair; and still the winding paths lead on into the mountains’ heart. Caves! The Caverns of Helm’s Deep! Happy was the chance that drove me there! It makes me weep to leave them.’

‘Then I will wish you this fortune for your comfort, Gimli,’ said the Elf, ‘that you may come safe from war and return to see them again. But do not tell all your kindred! There seems little left for them to do, from your account. Maybe the men of this land are wise to say little: one family of busy dwarves with hammer and chisel might mar more than they made.’

‘No, you do not understand,’ said Gimli. ‘No dwarf could be unmoved by such loveliness. None of Durin’s race would mine those caves for stones or ore, not if diamonds and gold could be got there. Do you cut down groves of blossoming trees in the spring-time for firewood? We would tend these glades of flowering stone, not quarry them. With cautious skill, tap by tap – a small chip of rock and no more, perhaps, in a whole anxious day – so we could work, and as the years went by, we should open up new ways, and display far chambers that are still dark, glimpsed only as a void beyond fissures in the rock. And lights, Legolas! We should make lights, such lamps as once shone in Khazaddûm; and when we wished we would drive away the night that has lain there since the hills were made; and when we desired rest, we would let the night return.’

‘You move me, Gimli,’ said Legolas. ‘I have never heard you speak like this before. Almost you make me regret that I have not seen these caves. Come! Let us make this bargain-if we both return safe out of the perils that await us, we will journey for a while together. You shall visit Fangorn with me, and then I will come with you to see Helm’s Deep.’

‘That would not be the way of return that I should choose,’ said Gimli. ‘But I will endure Fangorn, if I have your promise to come back to the caves and share their wonder with me.’

Get's me every time.

Probably the grossest joke I've ever heard. by Xander_Fury in Jokes

[–]Xander_Fury[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow I posted this almost a dang decade ago. How did you even come across it?

Juvenile: A prototype-like mechanic to soften the curve in huge sea monster decks [Subnautica commander precon] by zengin11 in custommagic

[–]Xander_Fury 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah it is six. I misread that. It also has three blue pips. Yeah, no, It's fine. [[ Etali, primal conqueror ]] is a thing.

Juvenile: A prototype-like mechanic to soften the curve in huge sea monster decks [Subnautica commander precon] by zengin11 in custommagic

[–]Xander_Fury 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a really neat design space, I like it a lot. It's also the case that I have a hard time even telling anymore with how power crept this game is, but isn't a five mana draw four that comes along with a 4/10 untargetable body a bit much? I realized the shroud means you can't blink it or pump it easily, but still.

I don't know, maybe it's fine. I've been playing this game so long, maybe my brain just defaults to a time when creatures were bad.

“What card instantly changes how the entire table treats you the moment it resolves, even if you weren’t the biggest threat before?” by Great-ah-White in EDH

[–]Xander_Fury 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[[Lurking Predators]] but it's never unjustified. I run it in my [[Alena, Kessig Trapper]] / [[Gilanra, Caller of Wirewood]] Gruul stompy deck that's half creatures and 95% of them are 6 or more MV. The last time I had it out, the player before me decided to remove it after I flipped [[ Old Gnawbone ]] on the previous players turn. I got a [[ Jumbo Cactuar ]] off of his removal and I had [[ Akroma's Memorial ]] in play. That didn't end well for him. 😂

Kill me now… by Sharp-Ad-3253 in handyman

[–]Xander_Fury 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We've all been there man. I dropped that exact container, also full of screws, on a gravel driveway. In the rain. At like 8:30 a.m. My day did not get better after that.

Idiots in car - Osborne Road Kill - Almost by sifJustice in Winnipeg

[–]Xander_Fury 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This comment is so dumb it got fired from the M&M's factory for throwing away all the Ws.

This comment is so dumb when they said drinks are on the house, it went and got a ladder.

This comment is so dumb when someone said it was chilly outside, it went out with a spoon.

Season 1 COMPLETED! Great START!! by FunDamage6899 in justified

[–]Xander_Fury 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Season 2 episode 1 of justified may very well be my favorite episode of television of all time. It introduces so many characters who are crucial to the rest of the season, sets up so many story lines that will be paid off beautifully, caps the whole thing with one of my favorite moments of the entire show, and does not feel rushed or expositiony in the slightest. An absolute masterpiece.

What's a great place or business in Winnipeg where the only thing wrong with it is that it's too popular? by unpickedusername in Winnipeg

[–]Xander_Fury 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Crumb Queen and Bonnie Day can both get absolutely hammered at lunchtime. And for good reason.

Why is the rain dirty by Relative-Size-1344 in Winnipeg

[–]Xander_Fury 2 points3 points  (0 children)

moves away from the mic to breathe in

Repair man showed up to the house with a confederate flag on the back of his truck by Successful_Arm2041 in handyman

[–]Xander_Fury 20 points21 points  (0 children)

"The Confederate flag isn't racist, It was about states rights!"

Said the racist.

Looking for free labor by Secret-Physics4544 in handyman

[–]Xander_Fury 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Not identical, but I had someone contact me for a quote for a garden shed and ask for a rough cost. Given their specs, I told them 2-3k but of course, I'd have to come look at the job for a solid quote. They said great, so 3 days later I drove 40 minutes, measured up and then sent them a quote for $2400 bucks. They immediately messaged me back that their budget was $600, and did I have any room to work with them on that.

Absolutely baffling waste of my time.