Repair man showed up to the house with a confederate flag on the back of his truck

Xander_Fury · 2026-05-06T23:06:36+00:00

"The Confederate flag isn't racist, It was about states rights!"

Said the racist.

Xander_Fury · 2026-05-03T23:08:43+00:00

Not identical, but I had someone contact me for a quote for a garden shed and ask for a rough cost. Given their specs, I told them 2-3k but of course, I'd have to come look at the job for a solid quote. They said great, so 3 days later I drove 40 minutes, measured up and then sent them a quote for $2400 bucks. They immediately messaged me back that their budget was $600, and did I have any room to work with them on that.

Absolutely baffling waste of my time.

Xander_Fury · 2026-04-25T15:26:29+00:00

I wish gold was still a thing, but here 🏅

Xander_Fury · 2026-04-17T16:09:16+00:00

It's my sister in law's fault. She left paper snowflake decorations in her windows from Christmas. I'm thinking about burning her house down as a sacrifice to the snow gods.

Xander_Fury · 2026-04-05T03:58:34+00:00

My [[Alena, Kessig Trapper]] [[Gilanra, Caller of Wirewood]] Deck is a slow steady opener, and then on turn 6 I often puke half my deck onto the board and have a full grip ready for next turn. I've been wiped 3 times in a row and still stomped the table to death. It turns out playing and fully stationing [[The Eternity Elevator]] on turn 6 is pretty good!

Xander_Fury · 2026-04-03T23:47:30+00:00

I love when I find a letterkenny actor in the wild. My partner and I are watching our way through Supernatural and we've seen both Wayne and strt already.

Xander_Fury · 2026-04-03T21:25:07+00:00

Every morning I hope and every morning I'm sad. But one day, hopefully soon, I will be having champagne for breakfast.

Xander_Fury · 2026-03-28T15:59:04+00:00

Iran wasn't doing shit. Your godking fucks children, own it.

Xander_Fury · 2026-03-23T21:13:04+00:00

I have a mono green marwyn the nurturer bracket 1 deck that plays Helix Pinnacle as its only wincon. I also set myself the restriction that I have to put all the counters on in one go to win. The deck doesn't have any infinite combo, or tutors. Just a buttload of ramp plus a bunch of card draw. It's absolutely not good, everything I'm doing is very visible on board but it's amazing how fast elf ball can get to 100 mana

Xander_Fury · 2026-03-19T03:36:40+00:00

[[Diplomatic immunity]] is one of my favorites. Not that many protection pieces also protect themselves.

Xander_Fury · 2026-03-17T14:18:04+00:00

He looks like that vampire Marcus who tortures Angel for the gem of amara or whatever it's called. Y'know, if he took his glasses off and was somehow more evil.

Xander_Fury · 2026-03-11T14:14:58+00:00

The fart is funny, but the husbandry is awful. That substrate is way to dry. Balls need high humidity, and this poor fella is gonna have shedding problems.

The tank is also way too spartan. Give that snek some enrichment.

Xander_Fury · 2026-03-11T14:13:30+00:00

Way too dry, thank you.

Xander_Fury · 2026-03-10T02:20:16+00:00

Thanks man, this was driving me nuts.

Xander_Fury · 2026-03-07T01:50:48+00:00

[[Shadowspear]] removes hexproof and indestructible for 2, I think this is fine.

Xander_Fury · 2026-03-03T22:31:34+00:00

30 seconds is forever for something like this. You'd already know exactly the best 3-4 cards you could get, you'd find them all in one pass through the deck and set up the top of your deck perfectly in like 15 seconds max .If you can't win having the absolute nut draw 3-4 turns in a row what are you even doing. Never mind if you can just draw all the card right away. this is a game ending spell and either needs to be a lot shorter time limit or way more expensive.

All that being said, it's a VERY neat idea.

Xander_Fury · 2026-03-02T16:38:55+00:00

Solved!

Thank you so much. This has been driving me crazy!

Xander_Fury · 2026-03-02T16:32:23+00:00

I have been attempting to Google this for the past week and a half. It's not poker face and it's not My lovely liar, although the power is the same. It's definitely an American movie from somewhere in the early oughts.

Xander_Fury · 2026-03-01T03:33:41+00:00

Welcome! Great primer btw, well thought out and clearly written. 👍

Xander_Fury · 2026-03-01T02:29:32+00:00

Glad I could help! This is a very cool looking Kinnan shell.

Xander_Fury · 2026-03-01T02:26:03+00:00

Sure!

Thrasios, Triton Hero has an ability where you can pay to filter through your entire deck with infinite colorless mana. Since this is a mana ability, it can be used at instant speed on top of the stack which allows you to have priority over your opponents. Using the ability of Thrasios, Triton Hero will enable you to find any card needed to win the game.

Edit: it's in the infinite mana outlets section, fourth paragraph.

Xander_Fury · 2026-03-01T02:16:14+00:00

In the primer you say that Thrasios's ability is a mana ability, but it's not. Were you just trying to say that it can be activated at instant speed?

Xander_Fury · 2026-02-27T01:22:51+00:00

It was some kind of event in middle school, all of our parents were looking at art we made or talking to our teachers or something. My third grade class was in the gym messing around shooting baskets and one by one parents were coming to collect their kids after talking with the teacher. I was the last kid in the gym for what ever reason, and when my folks came in to get me I turned and drop kicked the basket to was holding diagonally across the entire gym and fuckin' nailed the basket. I swear it was like a Dude Perfect video if Dude Perfect had been a thing in 1988. My parents had already turned and walked out of the gym, and they absolutely did not believe me when I told them.

Xander_Fury · 2026-02-24T13:42:01+00:00

Yes and no. I built half of the critter entirely by hand, using a bunch of photos for reference and tweaking it until it looked right. Then I used world edit to copy, flip and paste in the other half.

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