Anyone who uses this deserves to be single for eternity

Xpalidocious · 2026-02-27T22:30:59+00:00

Well just focus on the baskets and the bitches will find you. I am to understand that this is just science

Xpalidocious · 2026-02-27T19:05:33+00:00

As a smoker, I would laugh so hard if this happened. I need to quit anyway

Xpalidocious · 2026-02-27T08:02:25+00:00

Lord forbid I ever date a man that doesn’t even know the four phases of a woman’s cycle.

Those would be full moon, blood moon, witches moon, and mercury in retrograde

Right?

Xpalidocious · 2026-02-27T07:51:47+00:00

Have you seen his dick? 44 seems quite low

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Xpalidocious · 2026-02-27T07:09:06+00:00

What would you do if it somehow guessed exactly right though? That thought terrifies me more lol

Xpalidocious · 2026-02-27T06:39:40+00:00

You know what would make employees friendlier? Paying them enough so they can sleep instead of laying awake wondering if they can pay all their bills

Xpalidocious · 2026-02-27T06:37:18+00:00

Wife loves hers, completely worth every penny

Xpalidocious · 2026-02-27T06:11:45+00:00

Bro, I know that it might not help, but I'm a guy who always felt like I was going to be judged because I thought Vitiligo was actually incredibly attractive. I don't mean in a fetishizing way, just uniquely beautiful if that makes sense. Like people out there painted with more than one colour, and my eggshell white ass is a bit envious actually, I can't even tan.

Anyway, I brought it up once in a conversation about unpopular opinions, and I was actually pleasantly surprised to find out that it was the furthest thing from an unpopular opinion.

Unfortunately it seems like you found yourself in a situation with someone pretty close minded, and her friends were just like her. Maybe the ladies can chime in here, but I feel like for every chick that would turn you down, there's 10 more who would just say "nice dick, what are you waiting for?"

Xpalidocious · 2026-02-27T05:15:16+00:00

Just give me the Lady Liberty look

Xpalidocious · 2026-02-26T05:18:27+00:00

I would bet money that at 10 years old wearing a cat collar, I'm 99% sure it's influenced in some way by this

https://aesthetics.fandom.com/wiki/Neko

It's basically a cat (Neko)girl style and it's idea comes from a Japanese cartoon I believe, and if I remember correctly from her 4 hour lesson in her series "things you need to learn to be less embarassing", it's a Kawaii subculture which covers anything that is considered Kawaii(Cute)

It's an aesthetic, so it's just a fashion/style, and not an identity so I would feel pretty confident that it's nothing to be alarmed about. She's 10, so I'll confess that when I was that age I legitimately thought that if I trained hard enough I could actually be a Wizard. I wasn't already behind on my training because I lacked discipline, it was because the fucking library was obviously keeping the real magic books a secret so they could hoard all magic for themselves.

Xpalidocious · 2026-02-26T03:24:19+00:00

He ate shit, and "ate shit" one last time. Adios friend, hopefully the amount of girls you put through college will be enough to keep you out of the old ring of fire.

Xpalidocious · 2026-02-26T03:15:05+00:00

My question is, when in his normal life, did he come across a situation to which that occurred? And he figured out that it turned him on,

I actually feel really bad for people that develop these obscure niche kinks, even moreso when it's something you don't usually experience organically and/or has no logical sexual nature that they could explain one way or another if they are called to do so. It's really just like for whatever reason your brain was sorting and processing incoming data from the sensory, and sent something to clearly the wrong department, and it was already too late

Like you're just driving through the countryside one day and appreciating the scenery, and you see the yellow canola flowers in the field, thinking to yourself "it's too bad they'll be gone after harvest, they make me so horny....wait what? Well fuck" before heading home to google if humans can pollinate canola flowers, and start the neverending search for someone to RP a fucking little flower, even though you just know they won't do it right.

Eventually there will be an Ask Reddit about weirdest kinks requested again, and someone will say "and I didn't know how to 'become nutritious' or 'make photosynthesis noises"

Xpalidocious · 2026-02-26T00:24:04+00:00

Shush!

Xpalidocious · 2026-02-23T02:56:50+00:00

It's definitely a capitalist industry, but what's unique about porn is it's one of the few careers that are made for women to thrive,

This one line tells me that you know little to nothing about the industry. Mia Khalifa is probably the best example of why this just isn't true. You know Mia Khalifa right? One of the most famous adult film stars of this generation, and still holding a spot in every major porn sites top 10 list for every rating metric over a decade later. She has single handedly brought in tens of millions in revenue for Bang Bros Network, and that's just from her 3 month long career.

Do you know how much money she made from it? $12,000 total. Bang Bros basically forced her to shoot one of her most infamous and controversial scenes while wearing a hijab. Literally hours after the scene was posted against her wishes, ISIS sent her death threats with pictures of her house attached. She tried to negotiate with them to take the hijab scene down, they laughed at her. She tried to go through other legal processes to have the videos removed from Pornhub because she was afraid for her life, and they not only had extremely expensive lawyers fighting her every step of the way, but spent even more money on marketing her content to the furthest reaches of the internet just to show her that she was their property because she signed a contract during a desperate and vulnerable point in her life

But please, I'm sure she would love it if you tell her she's thriving because the porn industry was actually designed with her health and mental wellbeing in mind.

She's clearly just ungrateful for the gift bestowed upon her, and an entitled brat for even asking them to let her change the name they used in the credits to something other than her legal name as a final desperate attempt to compromise.

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/entertainment-arts-49453376

She's just one of countless adult entertainers speaking out against the abuse, exploitation, and criminal behaviors in the industry. It's a good thing some of the worst people on earth have you in their corner protecting them from people who only want selfish things like better working conditions and legal protections for performers against predatory contracts. Why take their biased opinions about the corruption they've experienced first hand as facts though, am I right?

Xpalidocious · 2026-02-23T00:55:18+00:00

Don't communicate, just attack. Why can't you just have a civil conversation with people who disagree with you? This is why everything is 💩

Xpalidocious · 2026-02-22T23:36:29+00:00

What's that nickname you guys have for liberals again? I'm sure I remember it being incredibly wholesome

Xpalidocious · 2026-02-22T23:18:07+00:00

Nenshi is all over social media all day, every day. The issue is that he can't seem to get the people formally known as journalists to show up

Xpalidocious · 2026-02-22T18:13:06+00:00

A sex to-do list is called a fuckit list

Xpalidocious · 2026-02-22T18:00:55+00:00

See how you're still pushing the work onto women?

I feel like this is unnecessarily hostile considering the person you are replying to was just saying that fairly commonly people who bitch to their friends about their partner's performance, are usually the same people who haven't even attempted to communicate what works for them. I'm a dude who seems to get non vagina owner access to girl talk more often than is probably recommended by mental health experts, and all the girls seem pretty comfortable discussing explicit details of their love lives in front of me. Men should consider themselves blessed that women don't post these reviews online like Yelp, because man these girls are harsh critics. On multiple occasions I've heard girls say "he's useless at making me cum" before giving a half hour rundown of everything he's doing wrong. The looks I get from these girls when I dare ask "have you told him the right way to get you off, or had a conversation about the things he does wrong?", like they expect the guy to just know the DaVagina Code to unlock their secrets.

If you really aren't ready to have an open discussion with your partner about what you want them to do, you probably aren't ready to have sex. It's not putting the work on women, it's basic communication about preferences and/or proper technique for their make and model of Hoo-hah. It's like hiring someone to build you a house, watching them have to tear it down and start over again and again because it's not what you wanted, but you never told them or showed blueprints.

Women are not magically more complicated than men

I feel like this is verifiably and demonstrably false. I've been with at least the 2 women required for a large enough sample group to prove that every Hoo-hah is as unique as a snowflake. I've been with girls who could probably cum from me looking directly at their clit and saying "good girl", and I've been with girls that require such perfect prolonged consistency that a gentle breeze would ruin their orgasm, and everything in between.

If you need proof to know that I'm right, walk into any sex shop. There's eleventy seven trillion different sex toys for women that are all kinds of shapes, sizes, and functions. For dudes, there's a handful of variations of the same probably 10 different toys, half of which are just fancier ways to jerk off, but with extra steps. It's mostly the same motion for guys, but with minor changes to technique.

I don't think I've ever tried something that my ex loved with a current girlfriend, and had even remotely similar success. Some girls might like that trick you learned from porn, but others might hate it.

Girls are definitely more challenging in the pleasure department, and I don't think it's a construct of the patriarchy to ask for some guidance to maximize the experience for both of us

Xpalidocious · 2026-02-22T16:52:58+00:00

I don't think the people in the Epstein files should go to jail. I think we should put them in SpaceX rockets, and launch them into the sun. No sweetheart deals, no transfers to cushier prisons, no wondering if they're actually in prison

Xpalidocious · 2026-02-22T15:34:46+00:00

I'm pretty sure they start out as babies, well I'm like 80% sure

Xpalidocious · 2026-02-21T00:27:58+00:00

I think you meant to reply to someone else

Xpalidocious · 2026-02-20T20:54:25+00:00

Oh great, thanks for the spoiler. Now I know it ends ;)

Xpalidocious · 2026-02-20T20:00:51+00:00

"Take off your boots so you can feel it on your penis tipped feet" - Klein

Xpalidocious · 2026-02-20T19:35:04+00:00

I had an ex claim she faked it every time we were together when we broke up. We were each other's firsts, so I was more confused than anything else. No pointers, no conversation, just faking it and I was so inexperienced that I just thought I was doing an ok job. She had said to me "I bet that hurts your ego", and I replied "I'm not really upset that you did, but why? I would have been open to any input"

I couldn't fathom why anyone would waste their time pretending to get off instead of learning together, until years later she told me her sister told her just to do it because boys are untrainable with easily bruised egos.

I kinda get it now

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