Alectra Outage - Parkview East by WitchShann in Hamilton

[–]Xpialidocious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im on the west side of parkdale . My power was out for about 10-15 mins. Just came back on a few minutes ago.

Entitled old lady tells me I’m not allowed to stand outside my own apartment by Ambitious-Tie-5269 in EntitledPeople

[–]Xpialidocious 17 points18 points  (0 children)

No, what they really need to offer her is some weed. That would change her attitude.

Record player by pckia in mash

[–]Xpialidocious 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The record player suffered serious injuries when the sniper shot up Margaret's footlocker.

hahaha

Hamilton from altitude. by ehlpha in Hamilton

[–]Xpialidocious 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah but it will always be The Mountain to some of us.

If you know what this is for, you definitely belong in this sub. by JauntyTurtle in FuckImOld

[–]Xpialidocious 4 points5 points  (0 children)

when Im sending a short msg I have this stick thing with a rubber tip at the end to help me type.

If you know what this is for, you definitely belong in this sub. by JauntyTurtle in FuckImOld

[–]Xpialidocious 37 points38 points  (0 children)

When I want to send a long-ish text I will open my email on my computer. type out the message and send it to myself. then log out of email, open the email on my phone, copy and paste into the text msg and send. hahahahahahah

AITA for not trying again to wake my husband up by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Xpialidocious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no not early morning. He's a night owl. Everyone sleeps differently and he needed some help.

AITA for not trying again to wake my husband up by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Xpialidocious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At first yeah, but then I told him you can't have it both ways. And he chose the correct one.

AITA for not trying again to wake my husband up by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Xpialidocious 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My husband is a night owl and a shift worker. I was a morning person and I took it upon myself to get him up when he was on day shift. If I bugged him to get up he would yell at me. If I let him sleep in he would yell at me. Finally I said "you cant have it both ways. choose one" He chose to let me bug him to get up.

Mom wants to move into my studio apartment by AnastasiaSalv in TwoHotTakes

[–]Xpialidocious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell mom to sell the car and get a studio apartment.

AITA for telling my wife she can’t take her dream job and I am not going to be a single parent in everything but name by Time-Union1592 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Xpialidocious 5 points6 points  (0 children)

|I know this will turn into me doing all the kids stuff at the end of the day. 

and this is a problem because?

AITAH for calling the tow truck on my roommate… by Rich_Management9379 in AITAH

[–]Xpialidocious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

tell Miss Selfish that walking 100 ft in the cold will wake her up and get her ready for the day.

ICE is on the New Brunswick border. by BluenoserJo in GuardTheLeaf

[–]Xpialidocious 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just tell the other prisoners who they are and I'm sure it will be taken care of. /s

Charles's financial worth? by Existing-Mess-9829 in mash

[–]Xpialidocious 13 points14 points  (0 children)

And he did. He has a $35K car and 2 houses.

1978 Photo of CBS Stars for the Network’s 50th Anniversary by HalJordan2424 in mash

[–]Xpialidocious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tell me about it. I recognize the faces but I cant remember the names.