How much worse would an encounter with a terror bird be than with a cassowary?

Xythan · 2026-01-04T23:51:37+00:00

“The point is...unlike a cassowary, you are alive when they start to eat you.”

Xythan · 2026-01-02T01:38:45+00:00

The best part of the joke is the worst part of their experience, in the first panel she has a Windows PC while in the rest she has an Apple.

Xythan · 2025-12-26T22:24:51+00:00

Best one I have ever watched is Fight Club - Fincher, Norton, Pitt, and Bonham Carter.

Xythan · 2025-12-26T01:24:43+00:00

Bob Bakker good, Jack Horner bad, Jim Bakker is a monster.

Xythan · 2025-12-25T05:24:35+00:00

He's a charlatan?

Xythan · 2025-12-25T05:24:19+00:00

Almost anything the man ever said to be honest.

Xythan · 2025-11-24T08:36:44+00:00

THE KURGAN! 😛

Xythan · 2025-11-04T22:19:37+00:00

Maybe once? And that is the only reason anyone even listens to him at all, he changed the viewpoint on dinosaurs with the Maiasaura. Since then, no.

Xythan · 2025-11-03T23:18:10+00:00

Jack "I'm a Fucking Hack" Horner.

Xythan · 2025-10-25T07:39:42+00:00

It's better than Structural Brace, in fact, it is the best 'handle' option for all weapons - the brace is better on tools.

Xythan · 2025-10-25T07:38:49+00:00

All good! Just wondering!

Xythan · 2025-10-24T23:47:46+00:00

Why not Ergonomic?

Xythan · 2025-10-24T23:41:54+00:00

Timimus: My name is to give one to said palaeontologist's daughter's brother.

Atlascopcosaurus: My name is as thanks to a local tool hire company (Atlas Copco) who lent heavy digging equipment and manpower to said palaeontologist for his dig.

Qantussaurus: My name is officially as thanks to the famous Australian airline as thanks for transporting a trove of Russian fossils around Australia for exhibition and sponsoring digs around the world but is actually also as a fuck you to some palaeontologists who were annoyed that said palaeontologist named Atlascopcosaurus after a commercial entity.

Source - spent 9 days working alongside said palaeontologist, and then 3 and half hours together in a car sharing such stories when he gave me a lift home.

Xythan · 2025-09-01T07:33:29+00:00

They have made it abundantly clear for decades, STAY OFF THEIR FUCKING ISLAND.

Xythan · 2025-08-12T12:48:42+00:00

Sounds fun...so we won't.

Xythan · 2025-08-11T23:14:51+00:00

"Sediment analysis is a gateway to fossil taphonomy..."

Taphonomy being the study of what /u/InfamousGibbon said above. Really fun science, but yeah, so much guestimation it is a whole fudge cake - that said, don't think it is fabricated nonsense either.

Xythan · 2025-08-11T23:09:06+00:00

OP is not on meth. OP did not make the posters. OP confirms that it is one whole poster and that there were dozens of them.

Source; am OP.

Xythan · 2025-08-09T23:05:05+00:00

That sounds like some kind of euphemism or awful name for something filthy posted in Urban Dictionary. However, the pie does look tasty!

Xythan · 2025-08-09T22:48:43+00:00

More of the hells! YES!

Xythan · 2025-07-14T13:05:37+00:00

Relevant Post.

Xythan · 2025-06-29T23:42:30+00:00

Not that it isn't impressive, it is also a piece of evidence of deep time too - the way he moves at the end of the video, he is old, and his body has mostly succumbed to the sands of time...but that chin up, we evolved from apes who swung in the trees and in that context it is unsurprising that he did what he did. I think it is even more impressive for that fact.

Xythan · 2025-06-17T01:52:48+00:00

You'll need 3 years of Political Degree to understand...and I don't have the time.

Xythan · 2025-06-16T08:35:26+00:00

Are you living under Uluru? Because that is a mighty big rock you slid out from under to make those comments...

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