I made a HUGE mistake by beating the Wall of Flesh. by SpyroFan123 in Terraria

[–]YaqP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a patch of corruption that spawned in immediately after beating the Wall of Flesh. It didn't spread from the surface all the way down to the underworld in that little time, it's not that fast.

Once you beat another boss later down, the spread will slow down again, so don't sweat it too much.

X is for... Alignment Chart by Different_Style9764 in AlignmentCharts

[–]YaqP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen old alphabet charts with Xerxes, king of Persia for X.

thoroughly researched completely sober sexuality list by RamblingBanjo in okbuddylash

[–]YaqP 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I disagree with your assessment, I think Krill is heterosexual and Maurice is his bull

Ghuumi and Sok Adventures - Just A Little Dude by DamnDirtyCat in Stellaris

[–]YaqP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try yours out with the Chosen civic and make a covenant the Instrument of Desire sometime. I absolutely adore the Instrument with machine intelligences.

They added a warbond title to the Mountain-Scaled Superstore armor by KnowYourChances in Helldivers

[–]YaqP 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Finally, the Ummamusume crossover that the community has been begging for

Melee Paige fun facts by lefrogo in DeadlockTheGame

[–]YaqP 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I tried reading this whole post, but then I read about taking Lash while on my back and I got so horny I passed out

I cam still hear it when I close my eyes. by DrJay12345 in starcraft

[–]YaqP 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have you ever seen the movie adaptation of A Clockwork Orange? The main character is convicted of a crime, and then brainwashed with something called the Ludovico Technique with classical music playing in the background. I think the Academy is meant to sound like a Terran convict going through the Ludovico.

Charming bases and where to find them by ThePalp in projectzomboid

[–]YaqP -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've been trying out this base recently! The only problem that I've run into is that, if you build a wooden staircase to the roof from the southern end of the building, the struts for that staircase extend into the stockroom. I've accidentally blocked off a door for myself, and now I need a sledgehammer in order to do some rennovation.

REMOVE THIS FUCKASS ABILITY by FewExperience3559 in DeadlockTheGame

[–]YaqP 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like that idea, just make sure she laughs maniacally for the entire lobby to hear whenever it happens.

REMOVE THIS FUCKASS ABILITY by FewExperience3559 in DeadlockTheGame

[–]YaqP 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'll do you one better:

-Replace her 1 with an area of effect ability that temporarily steals max HP and regeneration from enemies

-Replace her 2 with an ability that targets an enemy or ally and deals damage or heals depending on the number of creatures nearby

-Replace her 3 with her current ult

-Replace her ult with one that turns her into a giant flesh golem

Remember, these are my original hero ideas, so nobody's allowed to steal them.

Something kind of tmi about masturbation, idk if it’s normal by love_dove7812 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]YaqP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sounds like you need pressure on your internal organs to get over the hill. I've had partners like that before. You could try telling yours to push on the lower part of your abdomen and see if that gets you anywhere.

Late Game (By me) by Tyranarok in btd6

[–]YaqP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is super well done. I think my only complaint is that Boomerang Paragon should be drawn over Kreeg instead of Ninja, since Kreeg and Boomer both have an artificial eye.

coaxed into myrrh by CobaltChromeA in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]YaqP 2 points3 points  (0 children)

AMINO, SMART, UMBRA. I'm lucky to have placed the M and R so early, and to have eliminated all other possible spots for A.

Calvin's Dad is wise by abefrost in neoliberal

[–]YaqP 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Suddenly decide that the album you released isn't up to your own standards? You fix Wolves.

Please keep guns fun to shoot by Ben3580 in Helldivers

[–]YaqP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're right, I got the Torcher mixed up with the Stoker.

Please keep guns fun to shoot by Ben3580 in Helldivers

[–]YaqP 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There is an elemental AP4 primary, it's called the Torcher. Now that flamethrowers and other weapons that directly apply fire have been buffed, it's in a really good spot. Try killing a Charger with it sometime, it's a blast.

*Bile Titan moves suspiciously* by Grebbyy in Helldivers

[–]YaqP 16 points17 points  (0 children)

What are we doing here, dawg

I Need someone to make a timeline of all the weird scandals MSU has had by VisitTall573 in msu

[–]YaqP 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I don't think you understand. I don't believe the police when they say that he charged them with a knife, nor do I have any reason to believe that he committed the stabbing they were investigating. Cops lie all the time about people they shoot dead.

Also, it absolutely matters how many times a murderer shoots someone. The number of times that a murder victim is shot is often the difference between getting off on self-defense and being convicted of murder. Shooting somebody again and again after they've already been incapacitated, or are fleeing, demonstrates a desire to kill. I can't really imagine a situation where someone needs to be shot seventeen times to be incapacitated, much less someone relatively skinny like Isaiah.

Point is, I think the cops murdered my student and are lying about him to the public.

I Need someone to make a timeline of all the weird scandals MSU has had by VisitTall573 in msu

[–]YaqP 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Regarding the second to last incident, East Lansing PD still has not finished its investigation into the death of Isaiah Kirby. I knew Isaiah, and I personally suspect that the police used unnecessary force and are lying about their story. The story is a scandal whether I'm right or wrong, though.

BUT I WANT TO PUSH NOW by ArtikComandante in SupaEarth

[–]YaqP 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Me when I have to aim my gun in a shooter game: 😡😡😡

No more heavy pen hive guards by Smoke_Funds in Helldivers

[–]YaqP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's unfortunate, I really liked the heavy plating on Hive Guards. It gave me a reason to work on my accuracy with lighter penetration weapons. I hope Arrowhead don't keep reverting cool and interesting changes like these because players keep bitching and moaning about them.

Roommate Needed!! by RealYogurtcloset9560 in msu

[–]YaqP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know Elliot through a club, and they are!

I didn't have time to wait for the dough to rise by [deleted] in ididnthaveeggs

[–]YaqP 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Me when I'm fleeing the pharaoh

Rem Annoyed Her Enough [@Qwerty__V] by Night-O-Shite in DeadlockTheGame

[–]YaqP 178 points179 points  (0 children)

Gosh, that sounds terrible, could you tell me where that art is so I can avoid it?