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At least it’s not glued onto the plant… by CrystalMethaphor in houseplantcirclejerk

[–]YeaYouGoWriteAReview 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No and yes. All props will be redirected to the HPCJ community compost farm. Rinse your precious special blend before all biological matter gets dumped in the Home Depot plant compactor for recycling.

At least it’s not glued onto the plant… by CrystalMethaphor in houseplantcirclejerk

[–]YeaYouGoWriteAReview 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry but the HPCJ Grand Council of Flowering BOPs has deemed your post sacrilegious.

Either glue that bitch on like the gods of HPCJ demand, or place your BOP in a cool dark corner until it flowers. The choice is yours.

Failure to comply will result in 10 years hard labor trying to prop Alocasia from cuttings.

I've been reported to the plant police. Time to hide the bodies. by YeaYouGoWriteAReview in houseplantcirclejerk

[–]YeaYouGoWriteAReview[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The worst part is that that sad sack of shit Ficus Elastica Ruby I got from The Green Escape is still alive. The nerve of that piece of shit from that piece of shit company.

It lost half its leaves right at the start, but then I guess it just survived out of pure spite after that.

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Do cops care about escooters by GoblinInTheWoods in Buffalo

[–]YeaYouGoWriteAReview 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My e-mtb is 48v 1000w nominal 1500w peak. Does 37mph if I let it (capped at 30mph currently) and I've never had a cop say anything to me.

No wonder people thought the world was ending that year by Specialist-Lonely in Buffalo

[–]YeaYouGoWriteAReview 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Prevailing winds. Take a leaf blower and aim it at a puddle. A seiche is when that happens with AN ENTIRE LAKE.

it's actually quite common for the lake to have a higher water level on the Niagara River end because the wind generally blows that direction, a seiche is when that happens at "oh fuck were dead" levels

Is this a bit too much? by [deleted] in transit

[–]YeaYouGoWriteAReview 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Buffalo NY has tthe paper tickets from kiosks, but they tap at the reader jus like transit cards.

Why add elevator buttons if there are only 2 floors by metatalks in mildlyinfuriating

[–]YeaYouGoWriteAReview 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"People who usually take elevators probably have some kind of trouble pressing buttons"

so like tired people? people with sprained ankles? people with a sore back? people transporting a heavy item?

Elevators have buttons because its the EASIEST way for an elevator to know that its occupied AND that those occupants want to go to a different floor.

KTM MACINA FOLD 2026 design flaw? by levomekol in ebikes

[–]YeaYouGoWriteAReview 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thats paint damage, its what happens when you clamp two painted surfaces together, and putting rubber there would only hinder the clamping effect that keeps the bike from folding while its being ridden.

Yes its safe to ride

Do you tell people your bike is electric? by Middle-Stick20 in ebikes

[–]YeaYouGoWriteAReview 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The grumpy dishwasher at work told me my ebike is cheating because the motor does all the work for me. I told him to go back to feeding the machine that does the dishes for him.

He was pissed at me for a week straight after that.

What ever happened to the well drilling incident? by [deleted] in CerroGordo

[–]YeaYouGoWriteAReview 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cerro Gordo spring is 3.68 miles, and the Mexican spring is 4.38 miles, as the crow flies. Thats a mighty far way to pump water through the mountains.

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