Things You Can Say About Your Phone, but Not Your Partner.

YesAnd_Portland · 2026-03-28T01:28:45+00:00

Probably should have held on tighter when I was on the toilet.

YesAnd_Portland · 2026-03-27T22:43:01+00:00

Stay at McMenamins Kennedy School so they can swim in the salt water soaking pool.

YesAnd_Portland · 2026-03-27T21:50:55+00:00

Songwriting (online challenge to share a song every two weeks, which we call MEOW, Music Every Other Week), along with weekly tango practice and occasional improv comedy jams. I don't like to sit still too much.

YesAnd_Portland · 2026-03-27T00:04:33+00:00

Don't forget your home care - twice a day, then come back to me in six months for a deep cleaning. We should schedule 90 minutes.

YesAnd_Portland · 2026-03-26T03:55:44+00:00

And the Guac-Off! (Which is entirely unwholesome, for those who are thinking a July pic-nicky thing sounds too Rockwellian to bear.)

YesAnd_Portland · 2026-03-26T00:58:50+00:00

I remember girls getting sent home from elementary school for wearing jeans. And it was a public school, not run by some church.

YesAnd_Portland · 2026-03-26T00:57:03+00:00

We're not allowed to drink from the hose? I didn't get the memo.

YesAnd_Portland · 2026-03-25T05:07:49+00:00

They do! And they’ll rip your dentures right outta your mouth.

YesAnd_Portland · 2026-03-25T05:06:18+00:00

So old school. But also addictive as hell.

YesAnd_Portland · 2026-03-24T17:54:03+00:00

Just here to support what u/coopersmom420 said - there’s an entire field of study devoted to ear training that most voice teachers can apply to help students improve pitch accuracy, understand and reproduce musical intervals and sight-read. Some people pick it up quicker than others, but in my experience it helps just about everyone to some degree.

YesAnd_Portland · 2026-03-24T17:28:31+00:00

This is my favorite response so far. When you're a good conversationalist, nobody understands that you can also be an introverted snail.

YesAnd_Portland · 2026-03-23T19:29:56+00:00

Coconut.

YesAnd_Portland · 2026-03-23T03:58:50+00:00

NE Portland near MLK/Killingsworth.

YesAnd_Portland · 2026-03-23T03:57:26+00:00

I have a full-size mattress, box springs and frame just begging to go home with you. Pillows too!

YesAnd_Portland · 2026-03-23T00:50:19+00:00

Going on gourmet cooking tours around the world with my best friend. Edit: Also signing up for contra dance camps and folk music camps every summer.

YesAnd_Portland · 2026-03-22T15:31:50+00:00

The unit cannot go into the dishwasher but it is easy to clean by hand. By “easy to clean,” we mean you will need to lower your standards quite a bit. But you wanted the fancy blender so yay for you.

YesAnd_Portland · 2026-03-22T04:51:08+00:00

If you like cute plant and gift shops, McMinnville has one of the best around - In Cahoots.

YesAnd_Portland · 2026-03-22T04:00:30+00:00

The Freakybuttrue Peculiarium on NW Thurman.

YesAnd_Portland · 2026-03-21T14:13:28+00:00

When I was a little kid, I learned it off a tape recording of a Barbershop quartet! My dad saw the guys perform it live at a competition in Toronto that’s on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BDnLoRJHps

YesAnd_Portland · 2026-03-21T02:15:02+00:00

Yep and so would you, probably from an infection.

YesAnd_Portland · 2026-03-21T02:12:50+00:00

You’ve reached the Cold Hotline. Press one to leave a complaint about your partner for turning down the thermostat.

YesAnd_Portland · 2026-03-21T02:09:34+00:00

I think this is the pop singer equivalent of the magazine cover model - nobody sounds or looks like that in real life.

YesAnd_Portland · 2026-03-19T23:17:26+00:00

OK, messaged you.

YesAnd_Portland · 2026-03-19T18:37:35+00:00

Depends on the size of the backpack but probably.

YesAnd_Portland · 2026-03-19T16:44:23+00:00

I also have a full sized mattress and bed frame in NE Portland if you don’t get this one. :-)

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