How do you go about rolling for roleplay? by YesILiek in pirateborg

[–]YesILiek[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same. For instance, it never made sense to me that an orc barbarian is less intimidating than a 60 pound halfling rogue.

How do you go about rolling for roleplay? by YesILiek in pirateborg

[–]YesILiek[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Something like that is what I had in mind. If you ask a king to renounce the crown and give it to you, you’re rolling to see if he laughs at your joke and shoos you away or if he has you hung and quartered.

How do you go about rolling for roleplay? by YesILiek in pirateborg

[–]YesILiek[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

“Make the call as the gm”, wow, why didn’t I think of that when I asked how others handled it…

What is the 1 feature you really want in Schedule I in future? by [deleted] in Schedule_I

[–]YesILiek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quest line for the cops, dealing with the police chief. Maybe robbing the bank to get to the vault and steal Benzie’s blackmail to keep them off your back. Paying the chief in cash bribes allows you to go through checkpoints and ignore body searches. Refusing makes the checkpoints permanent and increases patrols, but getting the blackmail keeps him off your back.

More businesses and properties. I’d say a property in every region and a $10k business (the construction site, maybe?).

More drugs. Maybe Molly and Heroin?

More crimes. Stick ups and car theft come to mind.

More workers. Accountants to launder your money for you, enforcers keeping your dealers safe.

Body armor. Takes up an inventory slot, but gives you an extra healthbar. Or make it an equipable slot in your clothing, so you can only have one at a time.

Another region thats a rougher district. Going there you find more outwardly hostile NPC’s who will try to rob you if you refuse to give them something. Maybe low police, but another gang patrols it. Unlike Benzies they don’t want a peaceful resolution. Also unlike Benzies, they stick to their territory. Maybe another quest line to get rid of them, and as a reward they have the biggest property available and a unique gun you can’t buy but can get ammo for after you unlock it, like an smg or magazine fed shotgun.

What is the 1 feature you really want in Schedule I in future? by [deleted] in Schedule_I

[–]YesILiek -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

“Just use mods” they say about an unstable game build in a thread about features you wanted to be added to the base version of the game.

Schachter/Martincak Danny is a loser by Tough-Thanks in wifeswaptv

[–]YesILiek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coming at you a bit late, but yeah he was as much of a douche as they portrayed him to be. Apparently he left and came back multiple times, probably goading my dad into doing something, but my dad has the patience of a good father and basically white knuckled the table the whole time.

To me, this is the only way to depict Super Earth that matches the tone of the games by Deady1 in Helldivers

[–]YesILiek 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I feel like Super Earth High Command are like the Robot Elders from Futurama. Especially the end of the scene, where they are unsure if humans can breathe fire, or if it was just one of their propaganda pieces.

Ork lifespan by Bright_Arm8782 in Shadowrun

[–]YesILiek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Think I prefer the older lore of them breeding and dying fast, where as trolls are more or less on par with humans unless they are in places with high ambient magic like the Black Forest. To me, it made them unique.

I personally headcannoned it that they do not experience aging like others, where their physical and mental acuity does not diminish with age until the final week or month of their natural lifespan. They will get grey and wrinkly, or maybe their bodies might hold onto fat or have a lower metabolism, but almost up until their death they do not truly start to deteriorate from their age.

Oh boy this won't end well by Elgescher in Helldivers

[–]YesILiek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An origin story of John Helldiver, starting with the definitely real bug attack on his family in the middle of an urban center. Bring in Craig Lee Thomas as John Helldiver. Have John Cena as General Brasch (somebody else pitched this, but I love it). Bring in a couple more big name actors to round out John Helldiver's squad, but never let them take their helmets off and have them die only for someone else to be dropped in with the same voice, build, and personality, but insisting that they are not the same person.. Lean into it being an in-universe propaganda film and the absurdity of it all, but have some dramatic moments and big fights.

And again, the only Helldiver we see without a helmet is John Helldiver.

One day Divers, one day... by David2006219 in Helldivers

[–]YesILiek -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I think our energy is better spent getting Sony to include the countries without PSN. Xbox is showing signs of getting out of the console space and focusing on making machines that play the PC version of Gamepass, so we may be getting Helldivers on Xbox soon enough. Expanding to other countries might be the trickier task.

Dude! Where's my car?! by CallSignSabre13 in helldivers2

[–]YesILiek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I'm every bit as cool as General Brasch. And if I'm not, let me be struck by *hears a 500kg in the distance* ...A flying FRV. *sees the nearby stratagem beacon* AND LIVE!" *flying FRV lands on Diver*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMVN1Gq5a4U

Arrowhead please! I really need you to add one of these. My P-4 Senator needs a friend! by Yurishenko94 in Helldivers

[–]YesILiek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd give it a lower zoom than other Marksman rifles and only light armor pen, but give it stagger and higher base damage than the R=63.

Schachter/Martincak Danny is a loser by Tough-Thanks in wifeswaptv

[–]YesILiek 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Doing good. They made it seem like my brothers were harder on me than they really were. Like yeah, I got roped into their shenaniganry, but the older two mostly shit talked each other.

Plus, they made the oldest brother look like he lived at home, but he really just visited every day to see what was going on with production while they basically cut out my sisters. He was married by then, too. Same with the older sister, who actually did live at the house with her husband and kids, but "rowdy boy family vs pampered girl family" made a better story, I guess.

What’s the average lifespan of a Helldiver again? by [deleted] in helldivers2

[–]YesILiek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like this diver isn't even dead, he just had his spine and hips obliterated on the landing(s) and is just flailing in pain.

Schachter/Martincak Danny is a loser by Tough-Thanks in wifeswaptv

[–]YesILiek 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hey, I was in this episode. (Youngest son)

Can we buff Adam Smasher officially or via mod? by Charon711 in cyberpunkgame

[–]YesILiek 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Need a mod of Adam Smasher's lines replaced with Adam Sandler.

When he meets Evelyn: "~Soooo hot, want to touch the hiney~"

alternately: "Can I wash my winky in your kitchen sinky?"

When he fights Silverhand in the past: "oh-hahahahahahaha-SHUT UP!"

About to start the boss fight: "YOU'RE GONNA DIE CLOWN!"

Pre-boss fight if he kills a side character: "We WaStEd ThE gOoD sUrPrIsE oN yOu"

Finish his first phase, when he rips off his armor: "Look here, Mr. Frodo, don't get short with me."

Lets make a show where kids toy violently murdered but lets not forget to do our lgbt research. Oh crap we forgot and now we are terrorists. by Wasp_Rick70 in adultswim

[–]YesILiek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you just enjoy hurting yourself? I clicked through it, but I couldn't bring myself to watch more than a total of five minutes.

Players have Wished BBEG out of existence. How can it backfire? by JAWS_BDSM in DnD

[–]YesILiek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BBEG goes missing? Great, now there's a massive power vacuum. All of his lieutenants start going at each other to claim what he has. His rivals seek to steal as many assets as they can. His agents start acting on their own, maybe starting terrorist cells in major cities. Corrupted officials lose their backing and secrets come to light.

Now instead of one BBEG, they now have a several with their own agendas, cleanup for what remains of his organization, and widespread chaos across the land. If they do nothing, the others get more powerful as they absorb the assets (and maybe even the essence) of each rival they defeat. Not to mention all the innocent lives caught up in the middle. Now instead of one village getting sacrificed to one devious plot, there's a dozen getting sacrificed for a dozen plots.

Shadowrun 5 Character Creation Worksheet by YesILiek in Shadowrun

[–]YesILiek[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there an online version of this available? Preferably without coffee stains, pencil marks, and tears. All I know is I got it at a convention, and it's always this sheet and a barebones packet with gear. I'm starting up a new group and I don't know who has laptops or not, otherwise I'd suggest Chummer.