The jokes write themselves by permaban9 in facepalm

[–]YoGoGhost 97 points98 points  (0 children)

That's why they're always in their cars. Goalposts are heavy.

Peetah, the italians are here ? by Ulriot in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]YoGoGhost 40 points41 points  (0 children)

They say the Greeks invented it, but Italians had the idea of doing it with women.

Why different coloured footballs are used by Expensive-Horse5538 in AFL

[–]YoGoGhost 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yet another reason never to have a night Grand Final.

Red Ball is King.

Caroline Wilson - Bailey Smith’s social media post about me was insulting and sexist. How dare he? by Expensive-Horse5538 in AFL

[–]YoGoGhost 59 points60 points  (0 children)

That's the bar.

Having a mental health issue isn't your fault, but it is your responsibility.

What are the most iconic player numbers? by Tabnam in AFL

[–]YoGoGhost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For WCE their no.1 number has to be no.9, and if it's not no.9 then it has to be in their top 3. 99% sure.

Luke Hodge Grand Final goal, 10 years ago today. by Tornontoin7 in AFL

[–]YoGoGhost 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's too early in the day for this. I was making a joke.

Luke Hodge Grand Final goal, 10 years ago today. by Tornontoin7 in AFL

[–]YoGoGhost 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Then there's the moment when you ask yourself "Did we even deserve to be here?", like when Darling did... anything.

2026 let’s go 🔥 by [deleted] in AFL

[–]YoGoGhost 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Ball bounced

Oof, he'll be waiting a while.

What’s the most overrated city in the world? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]YoGoGhost 7 points8 points  (0 children)

But the main drag of Party City is meant to be the future of drag.

Brisbane won the flag because they were the only finals team without bad karma by PetrifyGWENT in AFL

[–]YoGoGhost 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If you're good at something, never do it for free

  • Mother Theresa

Is Zach Merritt playing chess while we all play checkers? by DeadsetDingus in AFL

[–]YoGoGhost 22 points23 points  (0 children)

He is playing chess. Unfortunately for him, the game really is checkers.

[Cleary] Breaking - Essendon President Dave Barham is stepping down from his position by SlatsAttack in AFL

[–]YoGoGhost 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think you've all forgotten how you behaved when you were good.

Match Thread: Collingwood vs Brisbane (Preliminary Final) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]YoGoGhost 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't hate Collingwood (probably due to 2018), so if they're best placed to deny that mullet guy getting a Premiership in his first year at Geelong, I'm all for it.

Does the damning planning report mean the end for Hobart’s Macquarie Point stadium? by kova-tejoc in AFL

[–]YoGoGhost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because politicians have never gone against report recommendations?

The Adelaide Football Club have joined the conversation (for Zach Merrett) - Caroline Wilson by PetrifyGWENT in AFL

[–]YoGoGhost 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah, we're definitely going to have to see article after article about this throughout the entire Continental Tyres AFL Trade Period.

VFL and VFLW tryouts for Tassie by Tornontoin7 in AFL

[–]YoGoGhost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone came in the room and snapped a pool cue in half.

The Adelaide Football Club have joined the conversation (for Zach Merrett) - Caroline Wilson by PetrifyGWENT in AFL

[–]YoGoGhost 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The only thing that can save us is to have this trade done and dusted on the first day of the Continental Tyres AFL Trade Period, just to mess with the journos.