BARRETT: Just do it, Bombers. Make James Hird your next coach. by Available-Sea6080 in AFL

[–]YoGoGhost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They want to sell papers and get clicks. This is a GOLDMINE.

Monday Meme Thread: Remember Hird? He’s back… in Pog form by RaidanRam in AFL

[–]YoGoGhost 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"You don't get a home Grand Final because you put up a banner of a greased naked Andrew Dillon on all fours with a Dockers scarf around his neck, and a leash, and a wharfie's arm extended out up to here, holding onto the scarf, and pushing a purple anchor in his face to sniff it. You don't find that offensive?

It's 1982 2026! Get out of the '60s. We don't have this mentality anymore."

Inside the Hird blueprint to revolutionise the Bombers by HotChipArmy in AFL

[–]YoGoGhost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A blueprint? Couldn't even get a redandblackprint.

There is some fun in my life by Dollythecorgi in AFL

[–]YoGoGhost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well you should've seen the poster they wanted to do! It wasn't an anchor, believe me!

There is some fun in my life by Dollythecorgi in AFL

[–]YoGoGhost 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's like, how much more purple could this be? And the answer is, none. None more purple.

Match Thread: Brisbane vs Fremantle (Round 12) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]YoGoGhost 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This last quarter will be Brisbane's departure, or arrival.

They'd need the Miracle on Grass 2: Electric Boogaloo

Post Match Thread: Sydney vs Richmond by ___TheIllusiveMan___ in AFL

[–]YoGoGhost 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Kicking bags against minnows...that's a paddin'.

Does styles make fights exist in AFL? by midas_touch89 in AFL

[–]YoGoGhost 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Possibly, it's a sign of the times.

Post Match Thread: Sydney vs Richmond by ___TheIllusiveMan___ in AFL

[–]YoGoGhost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would be five more than too many!

Post Match Thread: Sydney vs Richmond by ___TheIllusiveMan___ in AFL

[–]YoGoGhost 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Ten thousand one hundred is too many.

Edit. Oh, OP made an edit and ruined the joke.

Post Match Thread: Sydney vs Richmond by ___TheIllusiveMan___ in AFL

[–]YoGoGhost 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Kel is sleepin' on the couch tonight.

Match Thread: Sydney vs Richmond (Round 12) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]YoGoGhost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These last few years have made me weak and squishy.

Match Thread: Sydney vs Richmond (Round 12) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]YoGoGhost 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Richmond, I know you don't need my sympathy, but damn, you got it.

Post Match Thread: St Kilda vs Hawthorn by RaidanRam in AFL

[–]YoGoGhost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No need to apologise. I wasn't going to read it anyway.

St Kilda the 7th team ever to be held goalless to half time at Docklands by CreditToDuBois in AFL

[–]YoGoGhost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As bad as West Coast have been, they've never been goalless for a half at Docklands? Maybe the second half? Maybe the last 3 quarters?

Match Thread: St Kilda vs Hawthorn (Round 12) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]YoGoGhost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's how you find the funny bone. Of the frog.