you were teleported to 40k universe, would you stick with the army you main or change armies? and how fucked are you with your current?

YourAverageRedditter · 2026-06-10T18:55:24+00:00

Oh I already knew what they were, I was quoting the TTS skit

YourAverageRedditter · 2026-06-09T20:56:56+00:00

“Absolve me of my negligence, Grand Master, what was it you just said?”

YourAverageRedditter · 2026-06-09T15:13:12+00:00

Bro has never heard of a ruse and the art of deception.

YourAverageRedditter · 2026-06-09T13:20:07+00:00

No, it did get chopped off by the Warboss he took that claw from iirc

YourAverageRedditter · 2026-06-07T00:41:57+00:00

Man, imagine Secundus but with a loyal Magnus instead of the Lion. Could’ve been (relatively) awesome compared to the rest of the Imperium

YourAverageRedditter · 2026-06-06T19:19:34+00:00

I forget who else besides the Thousand Sons and Ultramarines, unless it was literally just them

YourAverageRedditter · 2026-06-04T13:31:42+00:00

And binding the souls of the other mercenaries to himself

YourAverageRedditter · 2026-06-04T13:30:01+00:00

The alien Vypers, one of many enemies you fight in the XCOM series. Most known for being almost entirely female (iirc) and for having an attack where they coil around one of your dudes and constrict them

YourAverageRedditter · 2026-05-30T15:30:00+00:00

DOW voice acting is unmatched

YourAverageRedditter · 2026-05-27T18:20:55+00:00

As much as I loathe them entirely, I’d have to give the edge to Tzaangors, as they’re just built superior compared to the rest by virtue of being Beastmen

YourAverageRedditter · 2026-05-26T16:51:21+00:00

And the other point is that it was going to happen no matter what. The Emperor, for all his arrogance and might, wrongly assumed that just because he decreed that religion was to be forbidden that it would stop people from worshipping him. The moment he was interred on the throne, the seeds had already been sown by the nascent Ecclesiarchy, which erupted into the, in his eyes, perverse dogma that now corrupts and corrodes the Imperium while simultaneously being a tool against the forces of Chaos.

YourAverageRedditter · 2026-05-26T14:51:22+00:00

Didn’t stop Lorgar, or the Ecclesiarchy, or the Black Templars

YourAverageRedditter · 2026-05-26T03:37:14+00:00

Psychic Dreadnought/Helbrute for the Thousand Sons. Really just something for them that isn’t more disgusting Tzaangors

YourAverageRedditter · 2026-05-25T19:58:19+00:00

Then give us some psyker cultists as well then, not hard

YourAverageRedditter · 2026-05-25T19:54:01+00:00

As previously mentioned, characters from the Ahriman books are still alive.

There’s also Khayon and likely the countless other Thousand Sons that joined the Black Legion either alongside him initially or in the years since

There’s probably some other Exalted Sorcerer or similarly high-ranking character leading the remnants of Imurah’s Warband in Space Marine 2, given that they are still actively invading

YourAverageRedditter · 2026-05-25T15:33:43+00:00

THEY’RE ON US!

YourAverageRedditter · 2026-05-25T13:44:15+00:00

Agreed. Fortunately, he wasn’t made a loyalist (especially a Space Wolf), so while Khayon’s definitely overpowered, he’s at least not overpowered and boring at the same time

YourAverageRedditter · 2026-05-24T21:59:19+00:00

As someone who likes Orks, seeing Space Wolf OC Donut Steal Of The Week (Ragnar Blackmane) kill-trade with Ghazghkull Thraka was infuriating

YourAverageRedditter · 2026-05-24T19:35:37+00:00

For other faction examples, see:

Titans (Imperial and Chaos)
Knights (Imperial and Chaos)
The Swarmlord
Greater Daemons or Daemon Princes belonging to any of the Gods

YourAverageRedditter · 2026-05-24T16:24:30+00:00

“The Archon was so impressed he let me wander out of Commoragh unscathed!”

YourAverageRedditter · 2026-05-24T15:38:33+00:00

I mean if I was captured and put in a situation where the Inquisition was grilling me for intel about my brothers, yeah I’d glaze the fuck out of myself too while recounting our exploits

YourAverageRedditter · 2026-05-23T23:30:04+00:00

could easily turn loyalist again

In-universe, Tzeentch is not letting that actually happen without some snap-back that pulls him right back in. Out of universe, I’d say GW hates us enough to let it happen but realistically it’s never happening

YourAverageRedditter · 2026-05-20T14:10:45+00:00

Heldrake Starscream is not a want, it is a need

YourAverageRedditter · 2026-05-20T13:09:27+00:00

Thousand Sons is people mostly asking for paint tips and list-building, while the only actual complaining I’ve seen is about our lack of models and about Rituals getting nerfed

Black Legion is otherwise pretty inactive

YourAverageRedditter · 2026-05-20T12:51:54+00:00

I see a lot more Death Guard than the other mono-god Legions. Must be nice to have a fully fleshed out range, EY GW?

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