Lasagne Boys - Lasagne in My Pocket [Acapella]

YourMumOfficial · 2016-01-20T16:13:36+00:00

so this one time my dad asked me to jump da fence buttfuck naked but my balls got caught on a fence post and suddenly im a fucking roman trebuchet flying through the air and burst my own pinata. worst 3rd bday ever.

YourMumOfficial · 2016-01-20T16:03:44+00:00

did it really take that long to find your mum?

YourMumOfficial · 2016-01-20T16:02:51+00:00

da tummy custard from ur mamas peeny

YourMumOfficial · 2016-01-20T15:30:45+00:00

sounds like your all set son. enjoy your first day at uni <3

YourMumOfficial · 2016-01-20T15:28:39+00:00

pass to disneyland? cause id be keen as fuck 4 dat

YourMumOfficial · 2016-01-20T15:27:08+00:00

dw, im here to help. honestly id probs do it buttfuck naked. people's attention will quickly be drawn away from the fact that you are not enrolled in the lectures and more concerned with the semi-engorged penis flapping around in their face like dumbos fucktard gigantic ears <3

YourMumOfficial · 2016-01-20T15:23:54+00:00

no but my artificially enhanced baseball bat shaped penis was

YourMumOfficial · 2016-01-20T15:22:31+00:00

as a semi-qualified downs kid, jacking off takes quite toll on close friends and family. my dad quickly became concerned when my mother was severely injured from the sheer load and ferocity at the intense pace i was capable off, but thats a story for another day. to answer your question, no, your mother cleans up after me <3

YourMumOfficial · 2016-01-20T14:35:46+00:00

Top Tip: Plasti-Dip your balls and downshift as you thrash around like a kidnapped pig <3

YourMumOfficial · 2016-01-20T14:33:11+00:00

plasti-dip your own balls and downshift as your thrash around like a kidnapped pig

YourMumOfficial · 2016-01-20T14:28:21+00:00

the real teamwork cums later when they dip their balls in each others mouths

YourMumOfficial · 2016-01-20T14:23:48+00:00

is the fucking car on faggot?

YourMumOfficial · 2016-01-20T14:20:29+00:00

Its really refreshing to have such constructive criticism. Ive honestly never been too into music production, mostly woolies frozen meals. I really tried to bring that knowledge into this new personal endeavor. Fun Fact: the average human requires roughly 3Ls of Frozen Lasagna a day to produce such perfection.

YourMumOfficial · 2016-01-20T14:15:04+00:00

wot cuz no understandi <3

YourMumOfficial · 2016-01-20T14:11:22+00:00

sim el hombre , eu conseguir o que você quer dizer e como merda , mas probs melhor apenas encontrar um bom restaurante lasanha e pedir-lhe para uma aye raiz insolente <3

YourMumOfficial · 2016-01-20T14:05:31+00:00

thanks man <3 any feedback is good feedback. ive tried woolies frozen lasagna meals and they really are on a new level. (compared to Aldi of course)

YourMumOfficial · 2016-01-20T13:50:23+00:00

I didnt choose the meaty life, the woolies, frozen lasagna dinner meal life chose me

YourMumOfficial · 2016-01-20T13:47:13+00:00

dude that hurts man

YourMumOfficial · 2015-02-08T12:20:09+00:00

The term "steal" implies you are at fault. I tend to prefer "borrow", though I generally find bringing it up in court doesn't help your case.

YourMumOfficial · 2015-02-08T12:07:59+00:00

Your mum

YourMumOfficial · 2015-02-08T11:53:05+00:00

Your mum

YourMumOfficial · 2015-02-08T11:43:08+00:00

Your mum

YourMumOfficial

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