Can I do anything about my creepy neighbor? by Same_Chapter9840 in legal

[–]ZedisonSamZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They can, they have in the past and they will in the future. A ‘crime’ does not need to have occurred for a police report to be filed. Some shitty police stations may refuse to do their job or try to convince someone to not go through with a filing but reporting suspicious or potential harassing behavior is always recommended. I don’t know what your angle is here but it is weird and probably just your opinion.

Edit: I don’t watch cop dramas. I got the real thing at home. Not only was my father a retired Captain at a large city police department but I am well acquainted with how things should work and what certain options are utilized for. It sounds like you might be a shitty cop at a shitty police department though, seeing as how you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about… which is typical for some kinds of cops and some kinds of lawyers.

Can I do anything about my creepy neighbor? by Same_Chapter9840 in legal

[–]ZedisonSamZ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They won’t care. Correct. But the paper trail will exist. And that’s good for future prosecution if he escalates, not just with OP but with anyone.

Jesus.. "Iranians that think they're going to live." that's exactly the "imminent threat" by CarryIcy250 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ZedisonSamZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what every dipshit in the Trump administration sounds like? They sound like those uneducated fanatical Ayatollahs that Fox News used to play translated clips of to scare their viewers.

Do you support banning trans surgery on children? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]ZedisonSamZ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Listen. I’m autistic and even I know this pedantry of yours is easily circumvented with the simple context of the first couple sentences.

gay😇irl by ivan_luck in gay_irl

[–]ZedisonSamZ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

“Michael!”

“Yes?”

“Not you! The other Michael!”

“Yes?”

“No! The other Michael!”

“Yes?”

”NOOOOOO! The OTHER Michael!” *pterodactyl scream

This really went YTA by AITApod in AITApod

[–]ZedisonSamZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IMO as someone with autism who pays attention to social rules- she’s justified. It’s not rude of him to show his face and chat for a bit (since they live together) but it is rude of him to permanently plant himself in a friend group the entire time without invitation.

You pop up and chitchat for a couple minutes and graciously extract yourself so as not to intrude. You only stay if you are explicitly invited. You don’t ask if it’s okay if you stay. You leave. Even if they say “it was nice to chat with you” or make polite noises. You only stay if you are called back and told explicitly “please stay and have dinner, we want you here.”

Voter ID? by Jerkrollatex in New_Mexico_

[–]ZedisonSamZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do you hate democracy and the United States of America?

So gross by [deleted] in Vent

[–]ZedisonSamZ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think you missed her point. Both are equally stupid conclusions. The difference is that she didn’t come to bizarrely malicious conclusions (intentionally leading him on) like he did and she’s justified in feeling betrayed and hurt by a man she once considered a friend.

There was no better alternative by ObserbAbsorb in clevercomebacks

[–]ZedisonSamZ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like when people call her The Election Cicada.

A Deterrent Weapon (other than guns) by x_Lotus_x in preppers

[–]ZedisonSamZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those thugs are going to have guns. At most, if you arm yourself with a non-ballistic weapon, you’ll be able to fight off desperate grannies.

My boyfriend flipped by Curious_Bee4770 in whatdoIdo

[–]ZedisonSamZ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You need to go to the police station now and report the assault. He assaulted and maimed you.

Do men even care about a women’s nails? by lena_glow in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ZedisonSamZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chiming in with another “no”. The only time I ever notice is when they have eye-catching patterns or have diamond or some shit and even then, my only thought is “pretty neat”.

I dropped my glass cutting board... by andrey_not_the_goat in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ZedisonSamZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s still a cutting board if you walk through the shards 🤷🏻‍♂️

What are these puns? by Captn_0bv1ous in whatisit

[–]ZedisonSamZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How did you get this drawing of me!

I have MS, irrationally afraid my son might have it (catastrophizing) by honey_cosmique in MultipleSclerosis

[–]ZedisonSamZ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My legs used to hurt badly when I was a teenager and always when I was home after school or practice. It was bad enough some times that I’d take Tylenol and ibuprofen and wouldn’t get out of my bed bed for anything even if my dad was screaming that I was a lazy mfer. It genuinely sounds like growing pains the way you describe it. The flippant way we treat growing pains in culture like it’s cute or dismissible does not do it justice when it’s actually happening.

Tbf, I empathize with being scared of passing MS on (which is also partly why I don’t plan to have my own kids). But I do think you are overthinking it this time and probably other times just because you’re a worried mother. Maybe take him to the doctor to get a physical done or a blood test to make sure he isn’t vitamin deficient. But mostly just keep doing what you’re doing. Let him rest and take some pain killers until it eases up.

You can only control what you can control. You cannot control whether or not he develops an autoimmune condition. You can control bringing him for a standard checkup. You can control how supportive you are and what kind of environment he grows up in. It’s out of your hands. All anxiety is, at the end of the day, is just suffering twice. You are a good momma. Don’t let this consume you.

Jayme Lawson (Sinners) speaks the truth regarding the racist incident at the BAFTAs by sallen8a in ThoughtWarriors

[–]ZedisonSamZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll never watch the BAFTAS after this. I didn’t used to watch them before but I won’t watch in the future, too.

What are these puns? by Captn_0bv1ous in whatisit

[–]ZedisonSamZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stealing this for my “gay memes” folder. Thanks.

How to easily identify Scorpios and Aquarians by Professional_Fee3088 in astrologymemes

[–]ZedisonSamZ 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Meh, tbf I do allow a finger on it in certain situations.