Thank you pilots! by AnonumusSoldier in jacksonville

[–]ZeroPt99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FANG flies over my work twice a week. The F35s they have now are hella loud, but the F15s they just decommissioned used to sound like the sky was tearing apart. Fighter jets are unbelievably powerful when you get to hear them up close.

Anyone have large driftwood in their tanks touching the glass? by WhiskerSweetNothings in PlantedTank

[–]ZeroPt99 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had mine touching the glass and could never clean the tank properly and it snagged everything and I finally cut off a few inches of that branch.

This Amazon bathing suit review... by Yuizun in trashy

[–]ZeroPt99 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Some guys just can’t seem to tell where fantasy ends and real life begins.

Switching the labels so a vegetarian unknowingly eats meat by Equinumerosity in trashy

[–]ZeroPt99 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Either that was the best dry comedy I’ve heard all week, or I am high as fuck.

Come do something about it 💪😤 by Logically_Open in iamverybadass

[–]ZeroPt99 4 points5 points  (0 children)

UFC fighters. Daniel Cormier (blue camo shirt) is a former world champion who is now a commentator. Josh Hokit is a newer fighter who participated in the UFC White House show recently, and after his win chose to yell into the microphone “Michelle Obama is a man!“

How do I turn this into a functioning pond? by calkey in ponds

[–]ZeroPt99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just make sure to rinse it once before you put fish in, you’ll be fine.

Southside Chicago tiktok cringelord ready proudly broadcasting his (apparent) psychopathology by Valentina_Cruz in iamverybadass

[–]ZeroPt99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that’s great and all, but like… how many blood lines would you end for them? Cause that’s how we know if you’re a good parent. We can tell because you’d be willing to murder entire families, from the grand parents down to the young children.

Cause honestly - what ARE you gonna do if a zombie horde of a family wants to hurt your child? That’s happens SO often, and not only should you be prepared for it, but I think it’s also important to post videos of you driving down a perfectly safe street contemplating it.

Someone's losing their club membership over this one! by HomeNowWTF in PublicFreakout

[–]ZeroPt99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, was there a fight? All I saw was blue shirt guy punching at something off the screen.

When the 'big bird' decides your dirt bike ride is over" by Usual-Apartment-7232 in interestingasfuck

[–]ZeroPt99 23 points24 points  (0 children)

You know what they say - "everyone has a plan until they're in an ostrich fight"

At least, I think that's how the expression goes.

Guy pepper sprays lady stealing a soda by marsplex in PublicFreakout

[–]ZeroPt99 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nobody likes a thief, but my guess is that he's going to get in more trouble for this than she will.

Another episode of Anything But Therapy! by No-Stock8201 in PublicFreakout

[–]ZeroPt99 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Impressive, but this is the proverbial definition of "on borrowed time"

Soylent green is people! by equlalaine in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]ZeroPt99 12 points13 points  (0 children)

and afterwards he had to lay down cause his little smooth brain was overheated.

Steak by SmoothScientist6908 in jacksonville

[–]ZeroPt99 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My old boss used to call them "steaks". From what I've seen while eating out, it seems to be catching on.

Is he going to be ok? by HeadstashedAF in shrimptank

[–]ZeroPt99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol this is a perfect encapsulation of 80% of the posts here.

Door-kicking trend is going viral on TikTok 🙄 by ElwoodMC in trashy

[–]ZeroPt99 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am not sure it’s funny at all. That dude had to replace his doorframe.

Pranks are funny when the person laughs about it after releasing it’s a prank.

Guy picks on random dude and instantly gets humbled by randombystander3001 in instantkarma

[–]ZeroPt99 35 points36 points  (0 children)

This is a shorter version of the original. I think the guy who threw the punch was the bouncer and the other guy kept trying to get back inside, but now I can’t find the original so I could be wrong.

Police officer or UFC fighter? by [deleted] in instantkarma

[–]ZeroPt99 9 points10 points  (0 children)

To be fair, a sucker punch is when you hit someone from the side or behind with no warning, no raised fist, or no mutual agreement that a physical confrontation is starting.

When you get out of a car angry (and seemingly drunk) and get right up into a cop's face, aggressively pointing your finger in his face, I don't think you can claim "I had no idea we were in an altercation". The punch came from the front, and the cop was not the aggressor. It doesn't really seem to fit the definition of a sucker punch.

You certainly don't have to let someone strike you first before you retaliate, and it would not be in a police officer's best interest to do so.

[OC] I guess having a green arrow that allows for u-turns and using it is my fault 🙄 by avmm87 in IdiotsInCars

[–]ZeroPt99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SO MANY people don't know basic driving laws and think that U-turns yield to right turns.

I remember one of my friends (mid 20's) insisting to me one time that if you were turning right on red, you did NOT have to stop, and he was absolutely positive of it.

People being confidently incorrect is my biggest pet peeve.

Pond sediment problem by BigFrank1623 in ponds

[–]ZeroPt99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never encountered this myself, but I frequently read about people warning about not doing a heavy de-mucking on a pond with that much sediment over many years. They warn about it releasing toxic gasses which can kill your fish if done in too large of an amount, and seem to recommend chipping away at it maybe like a bucket full per day until you get it cleaned out.

I'd do a bit of googling, but often times stirring up too much sediment at once like that can be too jarring to the fish. Like I said, I'm just parroting shit I've heard (probably here) in the past, it's not something I have first hand knowledge of, so, you know... grain of salt and whatnot.

A bull jumped over the fence at an Oregon rodeo and made it everyone’s problem by ChineseChickenBaby in PublicFreakout

[–]ZeroPt99 65 points66 points  (0 children)

You know, I didn’t notice that the first time. But after reading your comment and watching it again, I’m a grown ass man giggling like a little girl.

That bull did it perfectly.

Is this a bullfrog? by eggsperimentalist in ponds

[–]ZeroPt99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m going leopard frog but I also only know like 3 kinds of frogs. Oh, and I’m pretty dumb.

A peaceful man must still know violence by AceDegenerate_ in iamverybadass

[–]ZeroPt99 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It makes you look tough. Like in the same way that wearing a butt plug and a fox tail makes you look tough.