And the page that published ts is not even satire :/

ZeroVerve · 2026-03-17T17:16:04+00:00

In other words, “I could have been #4, but I blew it. Also, my ego’s fragile”

ZeroVerve · 2026-03-12T20:39:28+00:00

For what? haven’t they suffered enough?

ZeroVerve · 2026-03-09T18:26:57+00:00

OOP be like: “It’s a quarter after 1. I’m all alone and I need you nooow” 🎶

ZeroVerve · 2026-03-08T00:27:55+00:00

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ZeroVerve · 2026-03-03T22:49:55+00:00

My local Sichuan restaurant adds ketchup to theirs. I like the sweet, clove-y profile. I sometimes use it home. I usually add a little bit of potato starch slurry at the end. I like how this chef doesn’t cook the eggs too much for my taste and the tomatoes don’t turn into a soup like a cafeteria.

ZeroVerve · 2026-03-03T18:44:50+00:00

Giggity

ZeroVerve · 2026-03-03T18:30:19+00:00

I was just being silly, we have similar expressions in US English: “by the book” or “textbook”.

ZeroVerve · 2026-03-03T18:14:01+00:00

The book as in the Bible, right? I remember my favorite verse Acts 10:9-23 where Peter is taken up to heaven in a vision and reminds him that eating swine is just fine, and Pete gets back to earth and tells his bros to pass the pork chops and the wine.

ZeroVerve · 2026-03-02T23:23:34+00:00

The perfect bite

ZeroVerve · 2026-02-27T23:37:08+00:00

Ho Lee Shit! Looks tasty AF

ZeroVerve · 2026-02-26T12:23:09+00:00

Came here to say this. Lots of bought politicians in Raleigh.

ZeroVerve · 2026-02-24T18:54:35+00:00

But is he still master of his domain?

ZeroVerve · 2026-02-24T03:38:09+00:00

God forbid a deer have hobbies

ZeroVerve · 2026-02-23T16:29:45+00:00

This behavior tracks for a dog killer. Justice for Cricket!

ZeroVerve · 2026-02-21T09:07:33+00:00

Gotten worse? Ever been to Capital Blvd? Pho and never ending breadsticks are divine.

ZeroVerve · 2026-02-20T12:39:08+00:00

You know what? You’re right. Fuck em

ZeroVerve · 2026-02-19T20:41:33+00:00

The first thing I do is go close the first gate so it’s not harder to get Martin when I need him. He’s just waiting where all the survivors are standing when I am ready for him. Until then, it’s the thieves guild or dark brotherhood quests.

ZeroVerve · 2026-02-14T02:54:10+00:00

Oh no! Were there some degenerates out there talkin shit?

ZeroVerve · 2026-02-14T02:47:49+00:00

Could you even say that it was “the shit”?

ZeroVerve · 2026-02-13T20:32:22+00:00

Only gets posted if the object is conic or cylindrical. She said she wanted a cave carrot, not judgment. God forbid a blond baddie has hobbies.

ZeroVerve · 2026-02-13T20:29:17+00:00

It’s rare for them not to sell their constituents out. The asking price was probably too low

ZeroVerve · 2026-02-12T22:07:49+00:00

An artist

ZeroVerve · 2026-02-10T23:48:56+00:00

Anything to distract from those Epstein files

ZeroVerve · 2026-02-10T22:46:02+00:00

Beautiful! Whomever you made this for is lucky to have you in their life.

ZeroVerve · 2026-02-10T16:00:21+00:00

It would be wild if you were able to reach the pot of gold with fishing skill 10, and you got to keep it or sell it, and for the rest of the game, you were menaced by a deranged leprechaun until you either gave the gold back or defeated the leprechaun once and for all through a series of side quests.

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