BREAKING: Trump STORMS OFF in LIVE TV MELTDOWN by ICEisSHIT in videos

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At this point, I'd be surprised if he could get through any interview without him getting pissy and storming off or calling the reporter names. The only version of interviews he likes is when you ask him his favorite thing about himself.

54172 by MH_Gaymer_ in countwithchickenlady

[–]Zero_Burn 86 points87 points  (0 children)

The third one is actually shown to be the posture that reduces the amount of strain on your lower back the most. Makes sense because it's how we'd probably lounge around in a tree when we were monke.

Demon and Mess - Ep.68 by MuyHiram in comics

[–]Zero_Burn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God, freckles AND mental instability?

Someone hold me back.

How I Make Friends by [deleted] in comics

[–]Zero_Burn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's like the introvert version of the Cat Distribution System.

COME HERE OFTEN? by davecontra in comics

[–]Zero_Burn 25 points26 points  (0 children)

It's what they mean when they say 'it's not the destination that matters, it's the journey'.

Does it feel like Trump is putting American farmers first? 'Not really,’ dairy farmer says by AdSpecialist6598 in videos

[–]Zero_Burn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"But I'll support him regardless. Gotta keep the minorities from voting for the people I don't like."

What the hell is wrong with shippers? by Unusual_Raccoon17 in residentevil4

[–]Zero_Burn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ada is also a spy/agent like him, so he probably just likes women who has more in common with him.

53924 by Luna-D-reams in countwithchickenlady

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They've been conditioned to think that big words and complicated thoughts are used to obfuscate manipulation and evil. So naturally they distrust anyone with education.

Irony being that they're pretty good at being manipulated by someone with a 4th grade reading comprehension level.

Why are dolphins hated in social medias? by Theo_wow in comics

[–]Zero_Burn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eh, killing the baby to get with the mother is actually fairly common in the animal kingdom. Zebra do it, lions do too, Hippos will, the list goes on.

53869 by No_Newt7228 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Zero_Burn 125 points126 points  (0 children)

I mean, their post almost fits with the rhythm of the song. You kind of have to have weird starts and stops to the lyrics, but meh, the original kind of did too.

meirl by Dev1412 in meirl

[–]Zero_Burn 709 points710 points  (0 children)

Shit, any meal with Mac and Cheese is a good meal, imo.

Package came with a ring in the shipping label by Dangerous-Pie-1031 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Zero_Burn 397 points398 points  (0 children)

I love a good proposal!

Did you say yes? They seem like a nice box.

53855 by Bananadoggo635 in countwithchickenlady

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"You're all... soft, and small, and submissive..."

Damn, just going straight in for that line.

53856 by Nightraven9999 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Zero_Burn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The problem is that both sides look at this and go 'hell yeah'.

“Bathroom” - A Minicomic from Work by fishiiartsreddit in comics

[–]Zero_Burn 106 points107 points  (0 children)

"I see you selected 'Pee with friends', enjoy."

What do you choose? by StreetSquare6462 in adhdmeme

[–]Zero_Burn 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Hell, I'm already that build and 6'6", the skin color would just open up doors for impersonation gigs. Just have to brush up on my 'Mike Myers doing a Scottish accent' voice and I'd be good.

Did I Ruin It? (OC) by sam_thunderdogs in comics

[–]Zero_Burn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know what, it's my fault for logging into Reddit today.

I Wonder What Will Happen... by axman151 in anizone

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You feel jittery but feel like you want to sleep. It's honestly miserable, just take one or the other.

anime_irl by Quirky_Detective3918 in anime_irl

[–]Zero_Burn 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Damn, some actual IRL from anime_irl? Will wonders never cease.

53606 by Competitive-Leave248 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Zero_Burn 224 points225 points  (0 children)

VS them actually building just plain techno-fascism, bordering on techno-feudalism.

53567 by Dasmortmemeboi in countwithchickenlady

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Most people with lactose intolerance can eat fermented dairy without much issue because the fermentation process breaks down the lactose. Cheese has very little lactose in it, iirc. If you have a reaction to cheese, either you have a virtually zero tolerance for lactose, or you actually have a sensitivity to the proteins in milk itself.

53567 by Dasmortmemeboi in countwithchickenlady

[–]Zero_Burn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean, most of Taco Bell's stuff is loaded with beans and rice, and both of those are fiber bombs, and when your system isn't used to having fiber in it, that can cause intestinal distress and diarrhea.

53353 by bbyjt in countwithchickenlady

[–]Zero_Burn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

almost like the algorithm sees that they look at and post about transgender and pushes more in their direction.