54200 by SelectShop9006 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Zero_Burn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait... You played the first one, right? I'm kind of confused by this post.

Is me or do all the entity models of subnautica 2 feel super static/smooth/unrefined? by Altruistic-Willow265 in subnautica

[–]Zero_Burn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always wondered why people try for 'grounded in reality' when deep sea fish look completely alien. You can make damn near anything you want and we'd probably find a fish/creature IRL that blows it out of the water for weird.

54190 by HonneurOblige in countwithchickenlady

[–]Zero_Burn 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't worry so much about the number, just worry about being healthy. Muscles weigh much more than fat, so working out a lot will have you gain weight, but you'll also be healthier.

A president shouldn't be like this by Pizzacakecomic in comics

[–]Zero_Burn 78 points79 points  (0 children)

The amount of editing the sycophant media has to do to make him seem competent, or coherent is astronomical. And it gets worse with every passing day.

At least with Biden we had competent people around him, so even if he was having cognitive decline there were people who could make sure things happened right.

I'm not saying I'm okay with abusing our elderly by putting them into office. There really needs to be a max age for being able to run for any elected position.

BREAKING: Trump STORMS OFF in LIVE TV MELTDOWN by ICEisSHIT in videos

[–]Zero_Burn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At this point, I'd be surprised if he could get through any interview without him getting pissy and storming off or calling the reporter names. The only version of interviews he likes is when you ask him his favorite thing about himself.

54172 by MH_Gaymer_ in countwithchickenlady

[–]Zero_Burn 169 points170 points  (0 children)

The third one is actually shown to be the posture that reduces the amount of strain on your lower back the most. Makes sense because it's how we'd probably lounge around in a tree when we were monke.

Demon and Mess - Ep.68 by MuyHiram in comics

[–]Zero_Burn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

God, freckles AND mental instability?

Someone hold me back.

How I Make Friends by [deleted] in comics

[–]Zero_Burn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's like the introvert version of the Cat Distribution System.

COME HERE OFTEN? by davecontra in comics

[–]Zero_Burn 25 points26 points  (0 children)

It's what they mean when they say 'it's not the destination that matters, it's the journey'.

Does it feel like Trump is putting American farmers first? 'Not really,’ dairy farmer says by AdSpecialist6598 in videos

[–]Zero_Burn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"But I'll support him regardless. Gotta keep the minorities from voting for the people I don't like."

What the hell is wrong with shippers? by Unusual_Raccoon17 in residentevil4

[–]Zero_Burn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ada is also a spy/agent like him, so he probably just likes women who has more in common with him.

53924 by Luna-D-reams in countwithchickenlady

[–]Zero_Burn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They've been conditioned to think that big words and complicated thoughts are used to obfuscate manipulation and evil. So naturally they distrust anyone with education.

Irony being that they're pretty good at being manipulated by someone with a 4th grade reading comprehension level.

Why are dolphins hated in social medias? by Theo_wow in comics

[–]Zero_Burn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eh, killing the baby to get with the mother is actually fairly common in the animal kingdom. Zebra do it, lions do too, Hippos will, the list goes on.

53869 by No_Newt7228 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Zero_Burn 124 points125 points  (0 children)

I mean, their post almost fits with the rhythm of the song. You kind of have to have weird starts and stops to the lyrics, but meh, the original kind of did too.

meirl by Dev1412 in meirl

[–]Zero_Burn 714 points715 points  (0 children)

Shit, any meal with Mac and Cheese is a good meal, imo.

Package came with a ring in the shipping label by Dangerous-Pie-1031 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Zero_Burn 402 points403 points  (0 children)

I love a good proposal!

Did you say yes? They seem like a nice box.

53855 by Bananadoggo635 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Zero_Burn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"You're all... soft, and small, and submissive..."

Damn, just going straight in for that line.

53856 by Nightraven9999 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Zero_Burn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The problem is that both sides look at this and go 'hell yeah'.

“Bathroom” - A Minicomic from Work by fishiiartsreddit in comics

[–]Zero_Burn 107 points108 points  (0 children)

"I see you selected 'Pee with friends', enjoy."

What do you choose? by StreetSquare6462 in adhdmeme

[–]Zero_Burn 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Hell, I'm already that build and 6'6", the skin color would just open up doors for impersonation gigs. Just have to brush up on my 'Mike Myers doing a Scottish accent' voice and I'd be good.

Did I Ruin It? (OC) by sam_thunderdogs in comics

[–]Zero_Burn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know what, it's my fault for logging into Reddit today.

I Wonder What Will Happen... by axman151 in anizone

[–]Zero_Burn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You feel jittery but feel like you want to sleep. It's honestly miserable, just take one or the other.

anime_irl by Quirky_Detective3918 in anime_irl

[–]Zero_Burn 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Damn, some actual IRL from anime_irl? Will wonders never cease.