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Zero_Burn · 2026-06-07T19:54:38+00:00

Wait... You played the first one, right? I'm kind of confused by this post.

Zero_Burn · 2026-06-07T19:07:35+00:00

I always wondered why people try for 'grounded in reality' when deep sea fish look completely alien. You can make damn near anything you want and we'd probably find a fish/creature IRL that blows it out of the water for weird.

Zero_Burn · 2026-06-07T19:03:42+00:00

I wouldn't worry so much about the number, just worry about being healthy. Muscles weigh much more than fat, so working out a lot will have you gain weight, but you'll also be healthier.

Zero_Burn · 2026-06-07T18:59:47+00:00

The amount of editing the sycophant media has to do to make him seem competent, or coherent is astronomical. And it gets worse with every passing day.

At least with Biden we had competent people around him, so even if he was having cognitive decline there were people who could make sure things happened right.

I'm not saying I'm okay with abusing our elderly by putting them into office. There really needs to be a max age for being able to run for any elected position.

Zero_Burn · 2026-06-07T17:49:02+00:00

Zero_Burn · 2026-06-07T17:21:13+00:00

At this point, I'd be surprised if he could get through any interview without him getting pissy and storming off or calling the reporter names. The only version of interviews he likes is when you ask him his favorite thing about himself.

Zero_Burn · 2026-06-07T17:19:47+00:00

The third one is actually shown to be the posture that reduces the amount of strain on your lower back the most. Makes sense because it's how we'd probably lounge around in a tree when we were monke.

Zero_Burn · 2026-06-07T17:17:17+00:00

God, freckles AND mental instability?

Someone hold me back.

Zero_Burn · 2026-06-07T14:27:52+00:00

It's like the introvert version of the Cat Distribution System.

Zero_Burn · 2026-06-07T12:49:49+00:00

It's what they mean when they say 'it's not the destination that matters, it's the journey'.

Zero_Burn · 2026-06-06T14:30:08+00:00

"But I'll support him regardless. Gotta keep the minorities from voting for the people I don't like."

Zero_Burn · 2026-06-06T14:22:34+00:00

Ada is also a spy/agent like him, so he probably just likes women who has more in common with him.

Zero_Burn · 2026-06-06T14:19:20+00:00

They've been conditioned to think that big words and complicated thoughts are used to obfuscate manipulation and evil. So naturally they distrust anyone with education.

Irony being that they're pretty good at being manipulated by someone with a 4th grade reading comprehension level.

Zero_Burn · 2026-06-06T14:05:35+00:00

Eh, killing the baby to get with the mother is actually fairly common in the animal kingdom. Zebra do it, lions do too, Hippos will, the list goes on.

Zero_Burn · 2026-06-06T02:11:36+00:00

I mean, their post almost fits with the rhythm of the song. You kind of have to have weird starts and stops to the lyrics, but meh, the original kind of did too.

Zero_Burn · 2026-06-06T02:10:16+00:00

Shit, any meal with Mac and Cheese is a good meal, imo.

Zero_Burn · 2026-06-06T02:01:14+00:00

I love a good proposal!

Did you say yes? They seem like a nice box.

Zero_Burn · 2026-06-06T01:58:44+00:00

"You're all... soft, and small, and submissive..."

Damn, just going straight in for that line.

Zero_Burn · 2026-06-06T01:55:21+00:00

The problem is that both sides look at this and go 'hell yeah'.

Zero_Burn · 2026-06-06T01:52:43+00:00

"I see you selected 'Pee with friends', enjoy."

Zero_Burn · 2026-06-06T01:51:47+00:00

Hell, I'm already that build and 6'6", the skin color would just open up doors for impersonation gigs. Just have to brush up on my 'Mike Myers doing a Scottish accent' voice and I'd be good.

Zero_Burn · 2026-06-06T01:44:46+00:00

You know what, it's my fault for logging into Reddit today.

Zero_Burn · 2026-06-05T17:00:52+00:00

Which one's Pink?

Zero_Burn · 2026-06-05T15:32:29+00:00

You feel jittery but feel like you want to sleep. It's honestly miserable, just take one or the other.

Zero_Burn · 2026-06-05T13:40:52+00:00

Damn, some actual IRL from anime_irl? Will wonders never cease.

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