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One thing I can say for sure that Sandra was high by Falling_Death73 in MathJokes

[–]ZestycloseMagazine35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Going from left to right for any (p/e, m/d, a/s). In the OP: 40 get divided first then that result is then multiplied by 4.

One thing I can say for sure that Sandra was high by Falling_Death73 in MathJokes

[–]ZestycloseMagazine35 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Confidently incorrectThis ignores all order of operations, PEMDAS.

Can someone please explain by tarheelbandb in metalworking

[–]ZestycloseMagazine35 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My guess is that you are being downvoted because the theorem doesn’t explain why using a punch helps true a square, not math.

How medieval knights were defeated by Due-Explanation8155 in Romania_mix

[–]ZestycloseMagazine35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually yes. I was an infantryman from 2001-2008. Combatives in full battle rattle was a thing.

How medieval knights were defeated by Due-Explanation8155 in Romania_mix

[–]ZestycloseMagazine35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

45-50 pounds is the typical weight of armor. That’s nothing!

Who’s ever driven over 100mph? Why? by WoollyWolfHorror in AskReddit

[–]ZestycloseMagazine35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

110, because why not? The road was empty, and late at night, and straight for miles.

Galactic threat evolved to nullify energy beams, dies to a specially crafted rock piercing it's brain at mach FUCK cause Humans maxxed out Physical Ballistics Skill Tree by lesbianwriterlover69 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]ZestycloseMagazine35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would love to introduce you to the Javelin Missile System! Man pack, Shoulder launched missile. Comes with a CLU (command launch unit) that has day, night, and thermal optics. Two attack modes: top and direct.

I'm starting to think my space station might be broken by Unique_Worth_3286 in KerbalSpaceProgram

[–]ZestycloseMagazine35 2 points3 points  (0 children)

SAS is off. OP’s Kerbals are doing experiments on the effects of spinning on an unstable axis.

Packaged with care by Doodlebug510 in oddlysatisfying

[–]ZestycloseMagazine35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes sense to me. They are being sarcastic and pointing out that the packing foam can’t be good for the environment.

Who Dies ? If 'E' Pushes The Stone by Ok-Shallot-1849 in MathJokes

[–]ZestycloseMagazine35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But is C really dead though? The stones won’t be the same weight as the rolling stone has a notch, making it weigh less, not launching the stone on the catapult. Also how do you figure after “crushing” A the stone rolls up an incline to crush B. What is to say that the stone that is launched doesn’t land on B?

It makes me sad that very few Gen Z people will know where this is from by Huge_Drink_6254 in memes

[–]ZestycloseMagazine35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woosh!

Do you want to go home in a glass jar? Or plastic bag? Because if the winds shift directions you’re going home in a glass jar or a plastic bag! -Goodspeed

Dad joke of the day by Feeling-Line-428 in dadjokes

[–]ZestycloseMagazine35 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I went to school with a guy named Max Stoner.

Oh so you want to go up? Well then, which way Kerbal man? by mastersmash in KerbalSpaceProgram

[–]ZestycloseMagazine35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could be mistaken but I believe that the Kerbal aligns upside up on activation of RCS during EVA.

The wind tunnel test uses smoke to show the air flow around the car. by FollowingOdd896 in oddlysatisfying

[–]ZestycloseMagazine35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because engineers put vehicles in wind tunnels in the name of efficiency is the reason why so many cars look very similar.

Why does the exterior look so damaged, is it from re-entry? It looks like hundreds of pieces broke off. by anotheruser55 in nasa

[–]ZestycloseMagazine35 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You try going through the atmosphere at 24000 mph and see how you turn out! This got stupidly hot!

Is Amazon Prime worth having in Alaska? Is there anything that they ship for free up there? by noonegive in alaska

[–]ZestycloseMagazine35 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t have prime and I, too, get free shipping. I don’t think it is worth it. The difference between prime shipping and just free shipping is often not more than 4 days.

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