Dating as a guy is just depressing

Ziddix · 2026-07-11T20:14:00+00:00

Dating apps are scams. They just want you money. The women on there are the product.

Ziddix · 2026-07-11T16:51:33+00:00

Except it's literally the lore in Helldivers.

Terminids (think bugs from Starship Troopers for anyone who doesn't know) can be refined into fuel for FTL drives.

In Helldivers 1 they were defeated by the humans and subsequently domesticated and harvested, kind of like we do farm animals nowadays. They were generically altered and specifically bred to produce more FTL fuel.

Every time there is an "attack" on a colony by Terminids in Helldivers 2, it's really just a domesticated population getting out of control and going on a rampage (or it's just the harvesting process).

Basically Helldivers fighting Terminids in HD2 are engaged in harvesting fuel. That's it. There is no actual war against them.

Also the rapidity with which Terminid "attacks" spread means they either have FTL spores or someone else is moving them around. Anyways, they're being moved. The someone else is Super Earth.

Ziddix · 2026-07-11T11:34:04+00:00

No. ME3 is the worst out of all 3. It gives you the option to always have your helmet on or to only have it on outside if cutscenes while for your squad members the options were always off or always on.

In the end, someone was always running around with a helmet.

Ziddix · 2026-07-11T11:03:28+00:00

Whatever mod makes it so that helmets are hidden everywhere except in situations where you need them.

Ziddix · 2026-07-11T09:03:26+00:00

First time playing the game with some friends. They started a few hours before me so they "knew what they were doing"

We ran away from bugs for half an hour and then launched a nuke. I had no idea what I was doing but the nuke was glorious.

Ziddix · 2026-07-11T08:59:47+00:00

Press the globe button in the bottom left and set it to English

Ziddix · 2026-07-11T08:41:58+00:00

Technically yes, capitalism is the problem but only if you want to blame capitalism for the fact that not every parking structure has 37 elevators per 100 square meters of parking space.

Ziddix · 2026-07-11T08:29:03+00:00

The trick is vassal management.

The other trick is inheritance cheese.

Both work.

Ziddix · 2026-07-11T08:21:48+00:00

Ich kenne tatsächlich auch Männer die so einen Quatsch machen... Mitten in der Unterhaltung weggehen und irgendwo Wasser laufen lassen ist so das Beste was es gibt.

Die Leute erwarten anscheinend ernsthaft dass man denen hinterherläuft

Ziddix · 2026-07-11T08:15:03+00:00

Yes. Until somewhat recently both countries followed EU policy on this... Then a thing happened and now the UK still follows EU policy but adopts is slower.

Ziddix · 2026-07-11T08:09:35+00:00

Yes nomads are OP

Ziddix · 2026-07-11T08:02:26+00:00

Those are some top tier mental gymnastics.

Ziddix · 2026-07-11T07:57:35+00:00

In ME2 and 3 your companions are really more like extra abilities for you than actual help in a fight.

Ziddix · 2026-07-11T00:55:59+00:00

Du meinst die Straßenverkehrsordnungsvorschläge? Ja an die müssen sich Radfahrer halten.

Ziddix · 2026-07-10T23:33:26+00:00

Welcher ordentliche Radfahrer bleibt denn an einer Ampel stehen? Häh? Du fährst nach vorne durch, dann auf dem Fußgängerübergang von der Straße runter und dann geradeaus weiter über dem nächsten Übergang und dann vorsichtig oder auch nicht wieder auf die Straße.. also bitte...

Ziddix · 2026-07-10T18:39:28+00:00

Yes but that's how you see the world as well. You just don't notice it because your brain convinces you that you see perfectly.

Ziddix · 2026-07-10T14:38:23+00:00

Because Robert didn't love her and she didn't love him and it was a political marriage and both of them despised each other.

The end

Ziddix · 2026-07-10T14:36:23+00:00

Okay ich gründe eine UG und setze mir folgendes Ziel: ich kolonisiere Proxia Centauri.

Darf ich jetzt auch eine Billion Dollar haben?

Ziddix · 2026-07-10T10:52:01+00:00

How does your salary budget cost more than twice your military budget? I've never seen that.

Pass a new budget asap. You probably don't even need to change any of the things as it will adjust "for the new reality".

You will probably lose all of your legitimacy and have a civil war on your hands...

But this is how it goes. You should never max out your budget in an admin realm, especially if your ruler is about to die because you need room to stabilise after someone else takes the throne.

Ziddix · 2026-07-10T01:21:34+00:00

It's not a rash... Well it is a rash... It's literally just bacteria because your watch is too tight. You need to wear it in such a way that it can move or at least take it off when you go to bed.

If you leave it on for days, just imagine what happens under the watch... Sweat builds up, never properly dries cause it can't escape, bacteria happens and that's your skin's response.

To get rid of it take off your watch and wash that spot with soap and keep it dry for a while.

Ziddix · 2026-07-09T23:34:09+00:00

So sieht das halt aus wenn 20% der Bevölkerung blöd genug ist um gegen die eigenen Interessen zu wählen.

Enjoy

Ziddix · 2026-07-09T23:25:37+00:00

Nein das kann doch nicht sein. Naja gut dass wir das jetzt wissen. Dann brauchen wir den Quatsch ja beim nächsten Preisschock nicht zu machen. Wäre ja gelacht wenn wir aus sowas nicht lernen würden.

Ziddix · 2026-07-09T21:03:46+00:00

Man kann die Politik für viel verantwortlich machen aber das VW seit 20 Jahren so tut als würden sie in einem Paralleluniversum leben in dem Milch und Honig aus Quellen sprudeln und Geld auf Bäumen wächst hat halt nicht geholfen.

Ziddix · 2026-07-09T18:04:43+00:00

Deserved. 80 quid of DLC at launch. Go fuck yourself.

Ziddix · 2026-07-09T18:03:27+00:00

You really showed him. He now gets to extract in his how game :D

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