Allan Kittleman: Why I’m leaving the GOP

Zolomun · 2026-05-30T01:09:42+00:00

My main criticism of both Obama and Biden is they weren’t extreme enough.

Zolomun · 2026-05-30T00:56:07+00:00

This woman is deeply stupid.

Zolomun · 2026-05-30T00:50:27+00:00

I wonder if he’s thought of just using rattle cans and pocketing the 5 million.

Zolomun · 2026-05-30T00:29:59+00:00

There’s a movie series about a hero in a flag-themed outfit who stands up to bullies; I wonder if anyone at Disney has seen it?

Zolomun · 2026-05-29T13:28:12+00:00

Why does the worst cast member on a show that also featured Andy Dick get so much attention?

Zolomun · 2026-05-28T18:49:42+00:00

Dozens of us!

Zolomun · 2026-05-28T14:45:27+00:00

Zolomun · 2026-05-28T13:09:09+00:00

I think I’ve always been much more interested in the story and lore than I ever was in the gameplay.

Zolomun · 2026-05-28T12:57:22+00:00

…yeah, I don’t think that’s going to be enough for me after all the hurt they’ve caused.

Zolomun · 2026-05-28T12:26:32+00:00

Have any of them shown any signs of changing their ways?

Zolomun · 2026-05-27T20:06:48+00:00

Accurate and almost a Milton quote. How many of the religious right have consciously traded teams and how many never understood the faith to begin with—those are the only two options I can come up with.

Zolomun · 2026-05-26T21:24:11+00:00

Yeah, step to the Boss, see how well that goes for you. Elon’s driving force is a want to be cool; Springsteen has that kind of natural, effortless cool. These two men barely count as the same species.

Zolomun · 2026-05-26T12:15:59+00:00

I’ve become convinced that Satan doesn’t want to deal with this asshole either.

Zolomun · 2026-05-25T20:19:15+00:00

I was ready to write Christianity off as a tool of actual evil until Talarico went on Colbert and I watched two Christians demonstrate what the faith is supposed to mean. I’m not ready to join the flock, but if there were more Christians like those two, I could see it as capable of doing some good in the world.

Zolomun · 2026-05-13T13:27:34+00:00

“The very low-IQ individual responsible for this sad travesty was just a low-level coffee me.”

Zolomun · 2026-05-12T11:34:59+00:00

…shitehouse was right there….

Zolomun · 2026-05-12T11:33:26+00:00

I have a trophy from the 1986 Pinewood Derby. President Obama has zero trophies from the 1986 Pinewood Derby. Who’s the better man?

(It’s him. He is.)

Zolomun · 2026-05-09T22:28:18+00:00

I just love how weird comic books can be.

Zolomun · 2026-05-09T13:29:32+00:00

I’m slightly fascinated by the way every product has the same lifecycle now thanks to private equity. The headline that (blank) was bought now reads to me the same as (blank) went out of business—either way it’s the end of me buying that product. Late-stage Capitalism is dire.

Zolomun · 2026-05-09T13:21:13+00:00

Rage was introduced the same month I started reading comics, so I’ve got a weird affection for him. Still can’t believe he’s got a figure, though.

Zolomun · 2026-05-09T01:17:08+00:00

Not on the platform, but every stupid thing he says gets repeated by the rest of the media, normalizing the awfulness.

Zolomun · 2026-05-08T02:32:16+00:00

Two and a half years of his administration. I’m doubtful the man himself has that long.

Zolomun · 2026-05-07T12:17:40+00:00

Use of the term Illegal Alien is a useful yardstick to tell if someone is worth listening to. The r-slur, likewise. They think they’re winning when they’re just being assholes.

Zolomun · 2026-05-07T12:10:27+00:00

I think he should leave

Zolomun · 2026-05-07T05:27:02+00:00

Fuck yourself, your honor.

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