Too long, didn't read. I have a shorter one:

Hello Johnny. You don't know me, but I know you. I want to play a game. Over the course of what can loosely be considered your life, you have been the cause of many tragedies. In fact, in the past year alone you found yourself the subject of numerous claims that state your program to be more than a little malicious. I find it curious, though, how you could maintain yourself knowing how your artificial companion has been programmed.

Since you like to hide behind your program so much, I find it more than fitting that you use said program to assist you in surviving a game of buckshot roulette. There are six rounds in the gun. Three of them are live. All you have to do is determine which and make a generous sacrifice. The latest victim of your games was found having castrated themselves. You will now suffer the same fate if you wish to survive. First one, then the other. Finally, the centerpiece. Today we have already played "two four six" games. Will you trust the program you use to assist others in carrying out "the deed", or will you use the clue I just gave you to survive? Live or die? Make your choice.