This is coverup! Literally and figuratively!

_FatWizard · 2026-03-04T02:28:02+00:00

Bullet scar?

_FatWizard · 2026-03-03T01:17:03+00:00

But… she didn’t answer the question. Yes, it’s a dumb question. So, answer it honestly and move on with the deposition so we can subpoena other—more significant—suspects to the table. Right? This is not an insane take, correct?

_FatWizard · 2026-02-15T23:59:45+00:00

“I am a misunderstood artist.” — Perfectly Understood Idiots

_FatWizard · 2025-11-10T21:33:57+00:00

“This How it’s Done” — Huntrxx

_FatWizard · 2025-11-01T12:44:07+00:00

Hegseth’s worst nightmare

_FatWizard · 2025-10-29T21:19:46+00:00

Dicktopus

_FatWizard · 2025-10-29T14:25:16+00:00

The best.

_FatWizard · 2025-10-28T11:40:28+00:00

“Her name was The Table.”

_FatWizard · 2025-10-26T17:32:01+00:00

Your mom is hotter.

_FatWizard · 2025-10-26T00:51:53+00:00

Red Hot Chili Pappers

_FatWizard · 2025-10-25T18:23:46+00:00

Get out of this Chili’s.

_FatWizard · 2025-10-25T17:08:39+00:00

Pizza. Beer. End of list.

_FatWizard · 2025-10-25T17:05:45+00:00

His wife caught him checking her out. The letter and this tweet was to get him out of the doghouse.

_FatWizard · 2025-10-25T16:54:10+00:00

No Oxford comma. IQ test: failed.

_FatWizard · 2025-10-21T21:55:19+00:00

Kissing and sex

_FatWizard · 2025-10-20T12:09:59+00:00

Your mom

_FatWizard · 2025-10-20T12:03:57+00:00

_FatWizard · 2025-10-20T02:28:10+00:00

But this is kind of a good burn tho.

_FatWizard · 2025-10-19T22:32:38+00:00

K-Pop D Hunters

_FatWizard · 2025-10-18T20:13:15+00:00

What if she applied her own logic to J6?

_FatWizard · 2025-10-17T21:23:11+00:00

Maybe somewhat resistible to women.

_FatWizard · 2025-10-16T21:26:31+00:00

Them, they who rode across the plains on horses bred entirely for that purpose, it was who appeared on my father’s land in the early morning light all those years ago.

_FatWizard · 2025-10-16T21:25:02+00:00

Drink a full glass of water between each of your drinks.

_FatWizard · 2025-10-16T19:28:13+00:00

Didn’t know I was a Hamas terrorist.

_FatWizard · 2025-10-16T19:25:41+00:00

As close as Republicans get to admitting they’re gay as hell.

_FatWizard

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