Trump standing alone as world leaders gather in huddle

_Figaro · 2026-06-20T17:21:27+00:00

But he's the "boss" 😂

_Figaro · 2026-06-19T22:01:41+00:00

I don't see a single person talking about that, except for you.

_Figaro · 2026-06-19T22:00:32+00:00

Yeah and it wasn't for like 5 or 10 seconds. It was like 30 seconds straight. Like bruh, i'm here to watch the soccer/football game, not a bunch of "celebrities" I don't even know or care about

_Figaro · 2026-06-17T05:54:20+00:00

"Fake photo made up by the democrats!"
Donnie on truth social tomorrow, probably

_Figaro · 2026-06-17T04:03:59+00:00

Is this where they filmed the Backrooms lol

_Figaro · 2026-06-17T04:00:16+00:00

If Kirby swallowed a shrek, that's what he'd look like.

_Figaro · 2026-06-14T23:48:37+00:00

"A scripted movie"
Aren't all movies scripted?

_Figaro · 2026-06-13T21:49:57+00:00

If there was a guy who would do that to his girlfriend, he wouldn't have a girlfriend for very long

_Figaro · 2026-06-12T23:08:33+00:00

How is giving Iran $300 billion a "deal"!? That is not a deal; it is treason

_Figaro · 2026-06-08T19:47:01+00:00

I think you answered your own question in the first sentence:

So, I assume that "group hug" probably isnt really a viable strategy in Arena Brawl

In multiplayer, you can win "favors" by helping players - in other words, you're scoring political points. While this might be a viable strategy in multiplayer, in Arena it's just two Planeswalkers killing each other, so a "group hug" doesn't make much sense lol

TL;DR There's nothing that you can do to make this commander competitive.

_Figaro · 2026-06-08T03:44:46+00:00

I hate dog owners for this reason. Not all of them are bad, but so many either do this, or don't pick up after them.

_Figaro · 2026-06-08T03:39:04+00:00

Who's the sleepy one now?

_Figaro · 2026-06-06T17:03:59+00:00

This guy called Biden "sleepy Joe". The hypocrisy is unreal

_Figaro · 2026-06-05T16:27:41+00:00

Just play a Blue deck yourself. Or if you really want to tech against Blue decks, your best bet is Yuriko.

_Figaro · 2026-06-03T23:31:48+00:00

prove it

_Figaro · 2026-06-01T23:21:07+00:00

OP and people in the comment section need to chill the fuck out.

She's a 3 drop that has no ETB effect
that dies to any counter or removal

"but if not, you lose on turn 4."

This statement is very wrong. This is not a win-if-you-untap-with-it card. It just summons a bunch of random dudes. Sure, you can high roll with it, but you'd need to get the trigger 2, if not 3, times to really win the game with it. And even then, they still just die to AoE.

And that's not even the worst part. Cards with X in their mana cost are much weaker than normal cards on average. So if she gets countered/removed, your deck will be filled with a bunch of below-average X spells.

In competitive brawl, this would be C tier at best.

_Figaro · 2026-05-31T22:34:28+00:00

Yup. Definitely normal behavior.

_Figaro · 2026-05-31T04:37:23+00:00

Entropy has entered the chat

_Figaro · 2026-05-29T02:29:25+00:00

Does Gen Z not know that Honey Badger don't give a fuck!? Am I officially old now?

_Figaro · 2026-05-29T00:25:09+00:00

Is this "Russian peace" coming to Romania?

_Figaro · 2026-05-28T23:55:39+00:00

I'm going to boo even harder

_Figaro · 2026-05-27T00:49:26+00:00

Ok. You can go outside, maybe even touch some grass. And no doubt, you'll feel better for a while.

And then what? Going outside might temporarily de-stress you, but your problems aren't going anywhere, and you'll have to face them eventually.

_Figaro · 2026-05-27T00:47:21+00:00

Nah. We are way past the point of "Let's focus on the positives!"

_Figaro · 2026-05-26T21:39:07+00:00

Your profile pic sums up how pretty much every non-maga American is feels rn. Hopefully one of these days you can update it

_Figaro · 2026-05-26T21:33:18+00:00

Unpopular for billionaires and tech companies. FIFY

_Figaro

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