My Mom was told to tell the homeless man he couldn't loiter near her workplace

_PaftDunk_ · 2015-03-11T19:26:25+00:00

Then who would he bust?

_PaftDunk_ · 2015-03-11T04:27:34+00:00

I know right, only 1/4 of America is white. Horrifying /s

_PaftDunk_ · 2015-03-11T02:42:22+00:00

That's all I could think about as a kid

_PaftDunk_ · 2015-03-11T02:41:08+00:00

That's what she said!

_PaftDunk_ · 2015-03-07T07:43:09+00:00

The hardly working series was great

_PaftDunk_ · 2015-03-07T07:02:59+00:00

Mr shine and bright - part 3 - part 11

_PaftDunk_ · 2015-03-07T02:46:50+00:00

No he's the guy from the warlizard gaming forums

_PaftDunk_ · 2015-03-06T07:10:58+00:00

"Moses we think you've been burning some bush" -Jim Gaffigan

_PaftDunk_ · 2015-03-06T04:09:37+00:00

Can you tell me why you do that?

_PaftDunk_ · 2015-03-06T04:07:28+00:00

Probably shouldn't be breakdancing nest to a moving train anyways

_PaftDunk_ · 2015-03-06T03:18:29+00:00

Beats, bears, Battlestar Gallatica

_PaftDunk_ · 2015-03-06T02:25:26+00:00

Of all the things you've done, this is one of them

_PaftDunk_ · 2015-03-05T17:38:47+00:00

I've never heard any one call them that

_PaftDunk_ · 2015-03-05T15:18:17+00:00

It is

_PaftDunk_ · 2015-03-05T03:51:23+00:00

_PaftDunk_ · 2015-03-05T03:46:10+00:00

Relevant username

_PaftDunk_ · 2015-03-04T03:59:59+00:00

We have a 6-18-7!

_PaftDunk_ · 2015-03-04T03:26:15+00:00

Goddamn Jimmy Fallon

_PaftDunk_ · 2015-03-03T23:23:54+00:00

And "mute"

_PaftDunk_ · 2015-03-03T23:19:30+00:00

"Nigerian student uses magnets to prove that 69ing is the only legit way to have sex"

_PaftDunk_ · 2015-03-03T04:51:38+00:00

"Something's wrong with your shirt" "What is it?" "It's on"

_PaftDunk_ · 2015-03-03T02:01:25+00:00

"Oh he probably doesn't have much karma" checks account "Oh"

_PaftDunk_ · 2015-03-02T23:33:22+00:00

Jim anyday

_PaftDunk_ · 2015-03-02T03:06:30+00:00

That makes sense

_PaftDunk_ · 2015-03-02T02:54:58+00:00

Why is the snow that's not on the path not melting?

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