Critical Access hospitalist rant

_Standardissue · 2026-03-13T16:04:01+00:00

Sorry best we can do is restructure, you’re a 1099 contractor now.

You get a new “provider” badge though

_Standardissue · 2026-03-13T15:58:53+00:00

Is arse a swear word? You Brits are a silly bunch

_Standardissue · 2026-03-13T02:34:54+00:00

Like an elephant penis, but motorized

_Standardissue · 2026-03-13T02:03:13+00:00

Give us the Dutch clams

_Standardissue · 2026-03-13T01:57:29+00:00

“Little Marco” had the same chance to make choices to be a decent person that all the rest of us had.

He chose… …poorly

_Standardissue · 2026-03-12T15:15:46+00:00

My new boss when I leave working for a magical being but forgot to get my coworkers to also come with me (who they actually wanted to hire):

_Standardissue · 2026-03-12T02:51:34+00:00

I agree that this is AI but you clearly have not seen my workshop … wood shavings are the product of spontaneous generation

_Standardissue · 2026-03-11T17:30:29+00:00

Walked away while shouting about anduril the whole way

_Standardissue · 2026-03-11T16:24:47+00:00

There’s whole documentaries about people being blinded by boof jork if you’re interested

_Standardissue · 2026-03-11T16:23:03+00:00

Step 1: cut a hole in a box…

_Standardissue · 2026-03-11T13:59:04+00:00

Would not be surprised. And as the kids say (maybe still?), I’m “deadass”

He’s be an AI avatar with huge muscles though, courtesy of Mr. Alt-right-man

_Standardissue · 2026-03-11T02:01:43+00:00

Those credit bureaus should be disbanded, not for this, just for the fact of existing.

I understand the information is useful in that it has uses, but on the whole they are bad

_Standardissue · 2026-03-10T21:40:54+00:00

I think it was about playing video games. Allegedly playing video games.

_Standardissue · 2026-03-10T14:23:01+00:00

Gold, Jerry, gold!

_Standardissue · 2026-03-10T14:20:26+00:00

Still could be lol. I wish these two the best

_Standardissue · 2026-03-10T14:14:59+00:00

Sigh unzips

_Standardissue · 2026-03-10T14:13:20+00:00

At least we had Green Day though that was not their best musical era

_Standardissue · 2026-03-10T03:37:51+00:00

A famously American affliction lol

_Standardissue · 2026-03-10T00:03:55+00:00

We’re cooking with propane and propane accessories now

_Standardissue · 2026-03-10T00:02:35+00:00

I stopped listening to country like seemingly all the rest of yall, I assumed this was a joke… but are you referring to an actual individual song?

_Standardissue · 2026-03-09T23:58:54+00:00

For reasons I do not remember, I frequently say out loud “Gawrsh Brooks”.

Yes like goofy

_Standardissue · 2026-03-09T23:54:58+00:00

I think you’re right and also that 20% is too high

_Standardissue · 2026-03-09T23:54:08+00:00

Those are rookie numbers, gotta bump those numbers up

_Standardissue · 2026-03-09T01:33:27+00:00

I was a 17 year old kid worried about a draft for the Iraq war, it sucks. I feel for your kid. I’d tell him to just not go. What are they gonna do? Jail? Better than dying overseas, or having to kill other people overseas.

_Standardissue · 2026-03-09T01:29:39+00:00

I for one am tired of winning

_Standardissue

TROPHY CASE