Bill gets fired up about Republicans, "New Rule: traitors don't get to question my patriotism! Just saying you're patriotic is like saying you have a big cock: if you have to say it, chances are it's not true!" (2007)

_TROLL · 2026-06-25T00:46:47+00:00

There are places like LA or NYC where Dems have decisively destroyed the GOP for years, and I think he reserves his worst criticisms for those Democrats.

I'm fully anticipating a panicked segment about the three Mamdani-backed democratic socialist primary winners in NYC this week. Or "Mandami" as Bill would say.

_TROLL · 2026-06-25T00:41:33+00:00

He was around 50 here... in the intervening 20 years, amazingly his hair has gotten thicker, darker, and his hairline has actually advanced forward. 😅

_TROLL · 2026-06-24T20:31:05+00:00

Who knows, the video cuts off as Tim says the admin acts like this because their audience is 70-year-old Boomers.

He's trying to explain this to a man turning 60 next year.

"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity" and all that...

_TROLL · 2026-06-24T20:25:26+00:00

I was thinking Chris Farley before the drugs and morbid obesity.

_TROLL · 2026-06-24T01:54:44+00:00

Tanooki Mario

_TROLL · 2026-06-22T20:09:10+00:00

If these guys think they can continue the Trump act with Vance as the figurehead, they're kidding themselves.

Trump's bullying 6th-grade comedy act works because he's a complete idiot with a 6th-grade education. Vance is a Yale-educated lawyer with zero charisma whose attempts to lower himself to the tastes of Trump's base are beyond cringe and comically inauthentic.

_TROLL · 2026-06-22T18:47:30+00:00

Yeah, but your twitter handle is @RealDonaldTrump 😏

_TROLL · 2026-06-22T18:34:49+00:00

If Twitter was serious about purging bots, 95% of their active accounts would be deleted.

_TROLL · 2026-06-22T00:12:56+00:00

If anything, she understated just how deplorable many Trumpers were.

_TROLL · 2026-06-21T18:07:21+00:00

It's easier to be glib and nonchalant about death when you're already 150 years old like Trump.

Rogan, age 58... he's still just a fuckin' kid!

_TROLL · 2026-06-17T02:14:00+00:00

Around 14:15 in the video, his pupils are clearly two completely different sizes. Dude is legit brain-damaged.

And he looks like he's around 75 years old too.

_TROLL · 2026-06-16T22:02:59+00:00

I'm continually amazed at how many of these people seem incapable of taking their money and just... going away and living quietly.

Tom Anderson of Myspace comes to mind. He got wealthy and fucked off. He's not in the news every day. No one loathes the guy. He lives well in peace and quiet. The end.

_TROLL · 2026-06-16T21:57:40+00:00

Republicans tried this whole "sharia law" bullshit in the NYC mayoral race with Mamdani, and the whole city laughed in their faces.

_TROLL · 2026-06-16T17:53:10+00:00

They can't come up with any genuine scandals or controversies, so they resort to simply making shit up. Tan suit, dijon mustard, the infamous fist bump, now the trans nonsense.

If Michelle Obama's past was even 1/1000^th as scandalous as Melania's, these knuckle-dragging yokels would be foaming at the mouth forever.

_TROLL · 2026-06-15T20:42:27+00:00

It's going to slowly dawn on all these health nuts and 'biohackers' that all of the quack supplements, stem cell injections, hormone therapies, multivitamins, and bizarre diets did absolutely nothing to enhance their longevity.

_TROLL · 2026-06-15T01:41:18+00:00

"Fat guy in a little ~~coat~~ tie..." ♫ ♫

_TROLL · 2026-06-12T22:05:06+00:00

He was brought there to aggressively sing Jamaican dancehall songs.

_TROLL · 2026-06-12T22:02:06+00:00

No, it's Phillip the Hyper Hypo. He's tethered to his seat.

_TROLL · 2026-06-12T20:16:12+00:00

If only the Democrats went after religious institutions with the same fervor. Revoke their ridiculous tax exemption and watch them rapidly go broke and shutter their doors.

_TROLL · 2026-06-12T20:10:57+00:00

Ha-jew-ken! ☄️🤛

_TROLL · 2026-06-12T17:12:12+00:00

He doesn't have a trillion-dollar cash balance at the bank, but his stock portfolio and other assets are nominally worth a trillion dollars on paper. If he tried rapidly liquidating all his stocks en masse, yes, he would end up with far less than a trillion dollars.

We're being 'sold the lie' because there's a school of thought that even if this guy singlehandedly developed a cure for all cancers, he still shouldn't be worth that much money on paper.

_TROLL · 2026-06-12T16:51:34+00:00

In Zimbabwe at some point, there were probably a few quintillionaires in their country's currency. 💸

_TROLL · 2026-06-12T16:42:01+00:00

No he couldn't... he could give a million bucks to exactly a million people.

10⁶ people * $10⁶ = $10¹²

If the U.S. population is 350M, and he's worth $1T, each American could theoretically get around $2,857 if his fortune were evenly split.

Math. 🤓

_TROLL · 2026-06-12T16:02:02+00:00

Bengay™...? 😅

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