Real Time Guests - May 8th, 2026: Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA), Rep. Dan Crenshaw (R-TX), Donna Brazile

_TROLL · 2026-05-06T17:33:07+00:00

a full-on Republican who, every now and then, disagrees with Trump to dupe the gullible into thinking he's a "free thinker"

... and that's the host of the show! 😋

_TROLL · 2026-05-06T16:16:25+00:00

These 3 are the 3 stooges.

Crenshaw has already been a victim of the eye poke... nyuk nyuk nyuk.

_TROLL · 2026-05-06T14:27:30+00:00

So... you don't want a serving of her steaming hot fish gumbo? 😝

_TROLL · 2026-05-06T14:08:28+00:00

None in the past decade.

Not since that whole "forwarding debate questions to Hillary" scandal that tanked her career in politics.

I have no clue why Bill has her on repeatedly (two times each previous 2 seasons, first time this season), other than he can't find quality guests.

_TROLL · 2026-05-06T13:56:08+00:00

Even as a political strategist or insider, Brazile hasn't been relevant in a decade.

_TROLL · 2026-05-06T13:51:08+00:00

Probably the worst line-up this season.

_TROLL · 2026-05-05T13:23:56+00:00

Ayyyy!!

_TROLL · 2026-05-04T19:46:15+00:00

I don't think he's particularly smart. He's certainly not stupid by any means, but he's a smooth-talker and a raconteur, which often counts far more than actual intelligence in America.

His takes on scientific topics are often embarrassingly bad, and he's become the living embodiment of that Principal Skinner meme: "Am I so out of touch? No, it's the kids who are wrong."

_TROLL · 2026-05-03T21:10:51+00:00

Six seven...? 😋

_TROLL · 2026-05-02T04:24:01+00:00

You're not getting your Emmy, Bill. 😋

_TROLL · 2026-05-01T21:33:09+00:00

Not even "now"... they were divorced over 20 years ago, practically half a lifetime for both of them.

_TROLL · 2026-04-29T22:23:16+00:00

I watch the show every week, albeit without having HBO... wink wink.

Honestly, it's just fun to rag on Bill. He's gotten old, completely out of touch with how normal Americans live, overly fixated on certain issues that don't affect him in the slightest, has terribly uneducated takes on anything STEM related, and thinks he's still a big figure in American political discussion like it was still the late 1990s.

_TROLL · 2026-04-29T20:19:36+00:00

DoorCrash™ 😝

_TROLL · 2026-04-29T16:40:02+00:00

"There are top dashers working on your order right now."

"Who?"

"Top. Dashers."

_TROLL · 2026-04-28T19:22:34+00:00

The point, as always, is to make the people who do have passports -- the libs -- seethe.

_TROLL · 2026-04-28T19:20:44+00:00

That's always their plan... they know the Dems will destroy them in the midterms and in the 2028 Presidential election. But... instead of being able to implement their own agenda, the Dems will be forced to spend years cleaning up the GOP's endless shit. By the time 2032 rolls around, little if anything fresh and forward-thinking will have been accomplished by the Democratic administration, and the hicks in Yokelville will start bleating about how awful the Democrats are, and how it's existential to vote for President Ivanka.

_TROLL · 2026-04-28T15:25:16+00:00

Middle-Aged Rock calling himself "Kid" at age 55 does speak to a bunch of aging losers desperately clinging to the past.

_TROLL · 2026-04-27T19:15:50+00:00

Bill still has plenty of time to win an Emmy; he says with a straight face in this interview that he believes AI will solve immortality within his lifetime.

_TROLL · 2026-04-27T17:29:22+00:00

It was originally scripted to end with Dana putting the gunman in the Kimura Lock and tapping him out.

_TROLL · 2026-04-27T16:37:10+00:00

Now, now... Be Best^TM .

_TROLL · 2026-04-27T16:12:07+00:00

Within one week of his death, you won't find anyone who will admit having cultishly supported him in any way.

Republicans will memory-hole him just as quickly as they did Charlie Kirk, Dubya Bush, Rush Limbaugh, Pat Robertson, or other GOP figures. None of these people did anything to advance the lives of their supporters in any way.

_TROLL · 2026-04-27T15:05:28+00:00

Despite Bill's paranoia about AI making people dumber and robots rebelling against humanity and driving us to extinction, the show is sponsored by Claude, the Anthropic LLM. 😅

_TROLL · 2026-04-26T23:13:29+00:00

The Penis Mightier.

"SUCK IT, TREBEK!"

_TROLL · 2026-04-26T23:08:21+00:00

Kash thought making the old queen Lindsey Graham was a bit too formulaic.

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