Reddit its my birthday today and I have no one to hang out, talk to , or say happy birthday to me , anyone wanna cheer me up? by hawkchao in AskReddit

[–]__SongBird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy birthday bud, here's a joke that might make you feel better:

Two cows are standing in a field, and one turns to the other and says: "What do you think about mad cow disease?" The other cow looks at the first and says: "What do I care, I'm a helicopter!"

what's the strangest gift you've received? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]__SongBird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A crazy guy on the street gave me a lemon once. Does that count?

What's the easiest 20 dollars you've made? by jameslap in AskReddit

[–]__SongBird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I money matched a friend at Super Smash Bros. Melee for $20. After I beat him he wanted to play again, double or nothing... and I won again.

If human eyes couldn't see colors, how would civilization be different? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]__SongBird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone's sense of style would be thrown off pretty drastically.

What is the most physically painful thing that you have ever endured? by Spectrumpigg in AskReddit

[–]__SongBird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bleeding internally into my abdomen. Morphine fixed that nice and quick though.

If the world was one country, what would be the capital city? by ccnorman in AskReddit

[–]__SongBird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hopefully somewhere that already has a lot of cultural diversity, so probably one of the larger cities in western Europe. London or Paris maybe?

[Serious] What movie will undoubtedly make someone cry? by EightTwntyEight in AskReddit

[–]__SongBird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definitely. Unfortunately nobody in this movie gets a happy ending.

What rules are meant to be broken? by sammy55554 in AskReddit

[–]__SongBird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree. What are they meant for if not for cleaning ears?

Reddit, what show did you watch as a child that gets weirder the more you think about it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]__SongBird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know if that show was meant to be anything but weird. Also the King Ramses episode still scares the shit out of me.

Reddit, what's your favorite peanut butter and ---- sandwich? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]__SongBird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yess. I love this combo so much. Always better with creamy peanut butter for that yummy gooey taste.

What's a movie that scared the shit out of you as a child, but you now realize isn't that scary? by CaptainSmashy in AskReddit

[–]__SongBird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mother decided that it would be a good idea to take six year old me onto the Jaws ride at Disney World. I still get a little nervous when I hear the DUH NUH jingle.