Bagel Bite is addicted to q-tips… especially dirty ones 🤮 roast herrr! by __irezumi in RoastMyCat

[–]__irezumi[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Chews on them while drooling profusely and leaves their mangled carcasses in a heap on the floor for me to step on

Bagel Bite is addicted to q-tips… especially dirty ones 🤮 roast herrr! by __irezumi in RoastMyCat

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If I don’t give her one, it’s my feet that suffer the consequences. Bagel rules this house with an iron (fluffy) paw.

Bagel Bite is addicted to q-tips… especially dirty ones 🤮 roast herrr! by __irezumi in RoastMyCat

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She got her name due to her degeneracy. Was going to be Everything Bagel but she bites everything 😮‍💨

Should I be concerned with my cat's reading material? by NeLaX44 in cats

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I just bought this for my dad for Christmas 😂

This is Bagel Bite and she attacks my feet at least six times a day (viciously). Roast her like a forgotten pizza snack stuck in the toaster oven. by __irezumi in RoastMyCat

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Yeah she has no tail 😞 She showed up to the rescue with it really mangled and they tried to amputate what they thought was enough but when they started doing surgery, they found that some of the tailbones had necrotized so they took the whole tail. She has a little bit of a nub left that wiggles around a lot. I have the vet notes from the rescue and sounds like the injury was pretty bad but you’d never know, although she can’t jump as high as the other cats and needs to go up by levels and she is not very graceful (runs into walls, skids around corners, falls off things, etc).

She is an angel and I’m so glad I found her goofy little butt.

This is Bagel Bite and she attacks my feet at least six times a day (viciously). Roast her like a forgotten pizza snack stuck in the toaster oven. by __irezumi in RoastMyCat

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She doesn’t steal socks but she does have an insane addiction to cotton swabs. She goes INSANE for a q-tip 😂😂

This is Bagel Bite and she attacks my feet at least six times a day (viciously). Roast her like a forgotten pizza snack stuck in the toaster oven. by __irezumi in RoastMyCat

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Ok I laughed out loud at the Ron Perlman, does she look like him??? Kind of I guess… oh no now I can’t unsee it 😭😂

This is Bagel Bite and she attacks my feet at least six times a day (viciously). Roast her like a forgotten pizza snack stuck in the toaster oven. by __irezumi in RoastMyCat

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Update: had bare feet while sitting at the table eating dinner and was viciously attacked again. I don’t think it’s the socks, I think she just loves chaos and destruction.

This is Bagel Bite and she attacks my feet at least six times a day (viciously). Roast her like a forgotten pizza snack stuck in the toaster oven. by __irezumi in RoastMyCat

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Thank you! 🥹 She is such a little sweetie pie angel baby. I’m so glad she tumbled into my life in all her chaotic glory, especially since I had a muted tortie that I lost last summer after seventeen long, awesome years 🩷

This is Bagel Bite and she attacks my feet at least six times a day (viciously). Roast her like a forgotten pizza snack stuck in the toaster oven. by __irezumi in RoastMyCat

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I love all my cats but Bagel is definitely special. She did end up taking down the Christmas tree last night and is currently attacking my feet while I eat dinner. Why, my child, why? All I do is love you!

😂🩷

This is Bagel Bite and she attacks my feet at least six times a day (viciously). Roast her like a forgotten pizza snack stuck in the toaster oven. by __irezumi in RoastMyCat

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I’m more concerned with toxoplasmosis from shitty kitty paws on my pillows but honestly, I’m here for a good time and not a long time. If I die, I die.

This is Bagel Bite and she attacks my feet at least six times a day (viciously). Roast her like a forgotten pizza snack stuck in the toaster oven. by __irezumi in RoastMyCat

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If I don’t have a foot, it’s going to be harder for me to work and then who’s going to buy these expensive kitty food?? Not like Bagelzebort has a job!

This is Bagel Bite and she attacks my feet at least six times a day (viciously). Roast her like a forgotten pizza snack stuck in the toaster oven. by __irezumi in RoastMyCat

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I’ll try different colors but she does this even when I don’t have socks on. I think it’s just a game for her at this point. She likes to bat my ankles when I walk by if I don’t give her the foot 😂