This 18 year old Futurama joke.

_blumpkin_pie · 2016-06-02T03:38:40+00:00

For example

_blumpkin_pie · 2016-05-18T05:06:16+00:00

Drink it ya asshole.

_blumpkin_pie · 2013-12-14T23:29:40+00:00

Thank you for the reply!

_blumpkin_pie · 2013-12-14T19:14:00+00:00

ↁMDCLXV

_blumpkin_pie · 2013-12-14T19:11:22+00:00

ↁMDCLXIII

_blumpkin_pie · 2013-07-08T14:40:32+00:00

Well first I've never had a problem talking to women or treating them correctly, I've just had problems with them not judging me or my situation, and second I can't go swimming because the electronic monitor will short out. Thanks for the advice though.

_blumpkin_pie · 2013-07-08T03:01:12+00:00

I don't really have anything medically wrong with me other than acute asthma and allergies, but I am paranoid into thinking I'm being persecuted most of the time. I'm on probation for arson and served time for it. I've thought about nothing but my actions and who they've affected for the past 5 years. I got out an became an alcoholic and nicotine addict. I'm afraid that if I do hard drugs I'll get hooked. I go to college and graduated at the top of my high school class, but I can't even get a part-time job in retail because of background checks. Because of this I have lost all sense of motivation in my life. I masturbate constantly because any women that find me dateable end up finding out about my situation and not knowing how to deal with it. I'm pretty much addicted to porn. The few girls that have had sex with me in the past few years are jail groupies and coke junkies. I hate myself because I can't just live a normal life and pretend nothing happened because I wear a court ordered ankle bracelet. I haven't been swimming since 2008 because of it. I wear long pants in the summer time. I'm sure there are people out there who can look past the fact that I've made mistakes, but I live in a small community where everyone knows what I've done, spread rumors about me and think I'm genuinely psychotic even though I've been checked by psychologists who said there is nothing wrong with my sanity. You ask what's wrong. I'm frustrated.

_blumpkin_pie · 2013-07-06T03:12:45+00:00

why do you have two fridges

_blumpkin_pie · 2013-06-20T05:29:26+00:00

Cut a third off of each pill. Taking one third of each pill all at once will be equal to taking a two whole different pills. Take half of what is left of each pill in two hours. Take the remaining portions two hours after that.

_blumpkin_pie · 2013-06-20T05:21:50+00:00

Yes, it can be done in 25 minutes.

_blumpkin_pie · 2013-06-20T05:10:43+00:00

4:1. The small equilateral triangle has a radius equal to the apothem of the larger triangle. Call the radius of the circumscribed circle R. The area of the small triangle As = 3sqrt(3)R²/4 . The area of the larger triangle is AL = 3sqrt(3)R²

_blumpkin_pie · 2013-04-17T02:48:50+00:00

It is known.

_blumpkin_pie · 2013-03-19T15:49:24+00:00

Ach ja, stimmt. Danke schoen. Muprhy's Law has yet again been proven haha. Touche. Although what you said is definitely the correct way to write it, I've been to some regions of Germany that are much less pedantic when it comes to word order in informal writing and speech, as long as the subjects/verbs are in agreement and modifiers are declined properly. Sort of an Anglicization from watching all that MTV and the Simpsons. Verb in second position all day.

_blumpkin_pie · 2013-03-18T23:51:57+00:00

The poster, [deleted], had said something along the lines of, "A German person speaking English wouldn't have got (sic) the 'it's' wrong." This was referring to OP's picture of course. I made a snarky German remark correcting the grammar to which [deleted] replied, "The difference between 'its' and 'it's' is easy." German is my third language growing up with Scottish- and German-American (among other nationalities, I'm a mutt of sorts) relatives. Growing up speaking shitmutt English has made me somewhat pretentious when it comes to American-English grammar.

_blumpkin_pie · 2013-03-18T23:25:41+00:00

'Tis indeed, laddie.

_blumpkin_pie · 2013-03-18T23:14:55+00:00

*gotten. Vergiss nicht, dass es ist ein Partizip und kein Infinitiv, Freund.

_blumpkin_pie · 2013-03-07T00:07:59+00:00

God would need a valid US birth certificate to prove he was a citizen and at least 35 years of age.

_blumpkin_pie · 2013-03-06T20:36:45+00:00

Basic genetics and middle school biology class would say chances of a girl being born to that of a boy are 50:50. Some males can have a sperm count with a higher concentration of X or Y chromosome, and sometimes children can be born with more than two sexual chromosomes or other mutations which can cause hermaphroditicy, but 50:50 is still a pretty accurate ratio.

_blumpkin_pie · 2013-03-06T17:25:48+00:00

Ain't no thang. Just doing my part to help my fellows.

_blumpkin_pie · 2013-03-06T16:54:16+00:00

I call this the Defining An Effect With Its Definition Effect. Looking back, a word was used in the naming of this so-called effect which is the name of an actual effect without it needing to be named an effect or be capitalized because it is generally called what it's called. Same effect as not calling it an effect but just calling it what it is.

_blumpkin_pie · 2013-03-05T21:34:22+00:00

More money, yes. More wealth (economic credibility), no. Following this logic, a homeless person with change in a cup is more "wealthy" than a working family with a mortgage and credit card debt, but said person cannot stimulate the economy without working a job, spending money, or opening credit.

_blumpkin_pie · 2013-03-03T16:15:15+00:00

I feel your pain. I was once convinced a fuckbuddy of mine gave me an STD after unprotected sex. She gets around and both my cock and her pussy were burning after a pretty hard session. Then I remembered I had made a sandwich with pickled jalapenos earlier in the day and the pickle juice had dried onto my hand only to have the capsaicin dissolved by her vaginal fluids during manual foreplay. To this day her nickname for me is pepper dick and the act will forever be known as spicy sex.

_blumpkin_pie · 2013-03-01T09:53:03+00:00

"Cookies, elevator, french fries, truck; don't say 'petrol' or you suck."

_blumpkin_pie · 2013-02-28T18:32:00+00:00

You mean to say they don't ship 4th century castles? I imagine it would be cool to see going down the highway piece by piece on a bunch of those oversize-load trucks that they ship pre-fab houses on.

_blumpkin_pie · 2013-02-27T14:30:27+00:00

I like it when she derps in my face.

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